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Posted: 4/15/2014 6:41:36 PM EDT
"How true is the Bible to reality and your expectations?"
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:42:15 PM EDT
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Beans or no beans.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:00 PM EDT
[#2]
No, it wouldn't be that question.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:27 PM EDT
[#3]
"Can I round up the current cabinet and smite them for Ye?"
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:30 PM EDT
[#4]
Where is the other intelligent life in the universe?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:30 PM EDT
[#5]
Need clarification on which GOD brand we are seeking answers from. I've heard there are dozens.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:37 PM EDT
[#6]
what does god need with a starship?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:38 PM EDT
[#7]
Was Jesus who he claimed?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:46 PM EDT
[#8]
Why are you such a dick?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Children with debilitating and/or terminal diseases - WTF is up with that?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:19 PM EDT
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Winner
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:41 PM EDT
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+1
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:48 PM EDT
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I think I'd try to cheat and go with something like "what's the one thing I don't know that you think I should?"
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Can I have unlimited questions?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:46:05 PM EDT
[#14]
... could you please explain the cosmos and time?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:46:31 PM EDT
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+1  I almost went in that direction myself.  Just do not "get it" with the need for all this suffering.

Adam and Eve, enough already, get over it.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:46:47 PM EDT
[#16]
Does LV-426 exist?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:05 PM EDT
[#17]
Sup?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:11 PM EDT
[#18]
With all of the fine wiminz around why was I created to dig chubby chicks?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:19 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:38 PM EDT
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What was the thinking behind the Platypus?  Were you stoned or something?

Seriously, I'd ask Him that, that is one freaky looking critter!
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:58 PM EDT
[#21]
When is the second coming, lets do it already!
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:13 PM EDT
[#22]
"Why wasn't I born rich, instead of so good looking?"

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Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:20 PM EDT
[#23]
When the fuck did we get ice cream?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:31 PM EDT
[#24]
lotto and powerball numbers
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:41 PM EDT
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Yeah, when you can fill a stadium every day with young children who die of starvation or preventable diseases, that's pretty messed up and unjustifiable.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:09 PM EDT
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Id ask him if he wanks it.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:16 PM EDT
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mmmm....good one



 
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:53 PM EDT
[#28]
I have too many. Can't narrow it down to one.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:59 PM EDT
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I'd be tickled to death to get 20 . . . . or even an even dozen



 
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:50:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Did my dogs go to a separate heaven, If so can I go there?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:02 PM EDT
[#31]
What happened to expcustom?

Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:04 PM EDT
[#32]
Platypus...were you just bored?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:37 PM EDT
[#33]
"you mad bro?"
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:39 PM EDT
[#34]
Why do I only get one more question when we've been talking for the last 15 years?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:52:35 PM EDT
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Ask two then.

I got another one....."Since boobs were your greatest creation, did you ever consider putting a pair on her back too?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:52:59 PM EDT
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4VP6OxrvN8[/youtube]

One of us?  (The Hooters)
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:53:13 PM EDT
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That's a good one.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:54:01 PM EDT
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Seriously, this one brought a tear to my eyes.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:55:11 PM EDT
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You just can't go around asking the Almighty for his ID...

Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:56:23 PM EDT
[#40]
Why do you exist?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:56:42 PM EDT
[#41]
If your eye got poked out in this life, would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:56:54 PM EDT
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Should I fo?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:58:01 PM EDT
[#43]
no.

call me selfish (i'll admit, i am) but i wouldn't ask an all encompassing question like "how do we achieve everlasting peace and life" or "how can we better ourselves"

i'd probably ask why i am so miserable all of the time, and why sometimes it feels like he puts more on my plate then i can handle...
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 6:58:54 PM EDT
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Does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:00:34 PM EDT
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How do i quickly build a space ship in my life time so i get to enjoy it, that can go FTL starting with the tec we have now to completion that can carry humans safely around the universe?

Its a mouth full but hey its one question.




Because i'm cool like that, and i want to explore the universe that bad.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:03:05 PM EDT
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Hey, that was post 777 for you!  How appropriate
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:04:41 PM EDT
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Beans or no beans.
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Not even God can resolve that conflict.



 
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:06:14 PM EDT
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Seriously, this one brought a tear to my eyes.
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Did my dogs go to a separate heaven, If so can I go there?


Seriously, this one brought a tear to my eyes.

I really want to know that.
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:06:26 PM EDT
[#49]
"Would you like to sit and have a beer with me?"
Link Posted: 4/15/2014 7:07:55 PM EDT
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What came before the Big Bang?
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