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Posted: 10/4/2013 12:20:13 PM EDT
In the wake of the world’s most catastrophic nuclear disaster, hospitals in central Nebraska have recently been reporting several deaths caused by a particularly venomous species of Asian wasp that has found its way into the states.

It was reported that these pests have been contaminated by radioactive debris from the failed Fukushima power plant. This has caused them to nearly quadruple in size, and become hyper aggressive.

As if that wasn’t horrific enough, the giant hornet also possesses venom which is nearly 2000 times stronger than that of the common wasp. We spoke to doctor Leon Hobbes of the Nebraska Medical Research Symposium and he reported the following:

“I have never seen anything like it… One sting causes nearly immediate necrosis of surrounding tissue. The venom then quickly spreads causing the destruction of organs. Most victims succumb to renal failure often within hours. Some have had such intense allergic reactions that the complications were enough to cause death within a matter of minutes…”
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http://nationalreport.net/mutated-fukushima-giant-hornet/





NOT GOOD

Even if this is a dupe, its worth repeating.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:21:53 PM EDT
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LOL, those are from China, not Nebraska, and they have nothing to do with Fukushima.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:22:48 PM EDT
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Radiation doesn't work that way. Fucking retarded reporting.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:22:54 PM EDT
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Yeeeahh... coming from a Nebraskan... pretty sure those did not come from here. And no-one from here has croaked from them.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:24:54 PM EDT
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nuke the site from orbit
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:25:06 PM EDT
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I saw those in my backyard last week! Sasquatch was cultivating them for their honey.

Fucking prick won't even share...he unleashed his chupacabra on me when I asked.

True story.

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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:25:09 PM EDT
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Radiation doesn't work that way. Fucking retarded reporting.
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You've obviously not seen the documentary, Them!, from 1954.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:25:12 PM EDT
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Nice tabloid article.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:25:16 PM EDT
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The hell you say! Them!

Eta: seven seconds!dammit.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:25:37 PM EDT
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oh wait... they were serious?
 
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:25:47 PM EDT
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Radiation, and also genetics, don't work that way.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:26:21 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:26:27 PM EDT
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So its completely full of shit? That makes me feel a shit ton better
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:26:59 PM EDT
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Wow, it's true...someone somewhere is gullible enough to believe anything.

I'll file this one next to Batboy Returns.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:27:16 PM EDT
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Good Lord. Some people are so damn gullible.        
 
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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:27:48 PM EDT
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National Report is a bogus/fake news site..it has less credibility then Weekly world news and the bat boy!

(look at some of the OTHER" news" stories on the site..



 
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:28:00 PM EDT
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I'm getting tired of seeing stories from that website getting posted as fact.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:28:52 PM EDT
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They do exist, they are from China, and can be deadly.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/world/asia/hornet-attack-china/
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:29:38 PM EDT
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Nope. Totally true! And I have designed a suit to protect you. I'll sell it to ONLY YOU for $1,000.

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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:29:45 PM EDT
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no one said it yet?

Hey, Stoner - put the pipe down.

Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:29:56 PM EDT
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yeah i know it's a moth, but it looks like a bee / hornet
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:32:11 PM EDT
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L O fuckin L

giant hornets are pre nuclear power. So are these giant tarantula hunting wasps we have in the southwest

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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:34:11 PM EDT
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Damn fukushima radiation double tap

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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:34:15 PM EDT
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Did you read it in the Midnight Star?

Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:35:46 PM EDT
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Even staff says you fail at life, OP.

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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:35:49 PM EDT
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Take a look at their home page.  The National Report is a humor site.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:37:18 PM EDT
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Radiation may have affected your gullibility.  
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Nope. Totally true! And I have designed a suit to protect you. I'll sell it to ONLY YOU for $1,000.

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Fuck yes!



Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:40:53 PM EDT
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They do exist, they are from China, and can be deadly.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/world/asia/hornet-attack-china/
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They do exist, they are from China, and can be deadly.

http://www.cnn.com/2013/10/03/world/asia/hornet-attack-china/


I read that article not too long ago, scary stuff. The arthropod world is a scary one
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:43:08 PM EDT
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I have been telling people for 30 years Godzirra is real !!!,

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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:43:23 PM EDT
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The latest from CNN





Also, a report of the giant insects headed for an Arfcommer's boat!

Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:44:26 PM EDT
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OP writes for the ONion?
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:44:40 PM EDT
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Seriously OP?  Seriously?
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:45:48 PM EDT
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super retarded reporting.  The journalists must have been exposed to radiation that made them retarded.
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Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:47:31 PM EDT
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Giant Hornets in China and Japan yes..In Nebraska no..all's we have to worry about in the States is the so called "killer bees"



 
 
 
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:49:58 PM EDT
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Herp Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerp
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:50:51 PM EDT
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Yeeeahh... coming from a Nebraskan... pretty sure those did not come from here. And no-one from here has croaked from them.
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I saw a HUGE hornet the other day fighting with a Cicada.   Hadn't ever seen that before....it surprised the hell out of me.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 12:53:32 PM EDT
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Hello people, nationalreport is satire.  They have some pretty funny stuff.


Eta: just look at their front page..  No need to get the panties all twisted.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:05:53 PM EDT
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what would I do without the arfcom hive to verify bs from non bs.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:06:32 PM EDT
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what would I do without the arfcom hive to verify bs from non bs.
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I dunno you should of been able to identify that as bullshit right off the bat.
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:10:54 PM EDT
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We need Godzilla!
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:12:11 PM EDT
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Sounds like birdshot isn't as useless for home defense as we've been led to believe!
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:18:33 PM EDT
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Nooooo !!!!1!!1



My firearms are on that boat.



 
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:19:49 PM EDT
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NEXT UP: GODZIRRA!!

 
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:23:35 PM EDT
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Look at the size of those things coming out of those things asses!
Link Posted: 10/4/2013 1:46:01 PM EDT
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Weekly World News posts more credible shit than this article.
 
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