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Posted: 6/5/2012 8:26:30 PM EDT
Even if they are well groomed and maintained?
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:27:46 PM EDT
[#1]
Because men are no longer allowed to be men.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:29:28 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:
Because men are no longer allowed to be men.


Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:31:10 PM EDT
[#3]



Why don't you ask that SOB Admiral James D Watkins?

Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:32:14 PM EDT
[#4]
I wear one, eff 'em if they don't like it.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:33:34 PM EDT
[#5]
Karl Marx approves of this thread
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:33:41 PM EDT
[#6]
My company made me shave mine off.  Said beards presented an unprofessional appearance in a military environment.

I was proud of my beard.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:34:08 PM EDT
[#7]
I always say Jesus had a beard and he was the man. Why can't I?

Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:34:43 PM EDT
[#8]
Fuck that ll keep my beard.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:35:24 PM EDT
[#9]
Blame religious people in the 19teens.

The ones who say things like wearing beards, drinking, and associating with sinners are all evil... despite the fact that Jesus did all those things.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:35:28 PM EDT
[#10]



Quoted:


Because men are no longer allowed to be men.






 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:37:05 PM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:37:13 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
My company made me shave mine off.  Said beards presented an unprofessional appearance in a military environment.

I was proud of my beard.


It's my fault for the line of work I choose. I get out of the Army in July... and I start Police Academy in August.

That gives me a month to rock one!

Only if I can find a PD that will allow me to grow mine...





Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:38:14 PM EDT
[#13]
Because the folks that can't grow one are jealous of the men that can.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:38:30 PM EDT
[#14]
Because it looks unprofessional?  Grow a beard when you are the boss.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:38:48 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Because the folks that can't grow one are jealous of the men that can.


I have ALWAYS believed that.

Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:43:32 PM EDT
[#16]
Pubic hair on your face, enough said
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:46:34 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Pubic hair on your face, enough said


With a comment like that I doubt your old enough to grow either.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:48:06 PM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Pubic hair on your face, enough said




You one of those girlymen that can't rock a beard?
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:48:47 PM EDT
[#19]



Quoted:


Because it looks unprofessional?  Grow a beard when you are the boss.






 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:50:56 PM EDT
[#20]
I wish I could grow a beard.



If I could I would definitely have a beard like this.






 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:51:25 PM EDT
[#21]
My workplace does not allow beards, but they do allow mustaches. So of course I have one. Because men have mustaches.

I cite Magnum P.I. As evidence

ETA: it's funnier because I'm 25 and my mustache and sideburns are far less professional than a beard.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:51:48 PM EDT
[#22]
Because inferior men who are unable to grow beards deem them so.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:53:21 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pubic hair on your face, enough said


With a comment like that I doubt your old enough to grow either.



Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:57:05 PM EDT
[#24]
I think it's because a lot of guys just grow their beard because of laziness and then don't groom it well.

Link Posted: 6/5/2012 8:58:23 PM EDT
[#25]
They aren't.
 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:02:49 PM EDT
[#26]
I'd freeze if we had lameass beard rules.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:03:39 PM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My company made me shave mine off.  Said beards presented an unprofessional appearance in a military environment.

I was proud of my beard.


It's my fault for the line of work I choose. I get out of the Army in July... and I start Police Academy in August.

That gives me a month to rock one!

Only if I can find a PD that will allow me to grow mine...


BERKLEY CA
Most bay area PD's will allow it.




Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:03:55 PM EDT
[#28]
Quoted:
Pubic hair on your face, enough said


Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:06:42 PM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
Blame religious people in the 19teens.

The ones who say things like wearing beards, drinking, and associating with sinners are all evil... despite the fact that Jesus did all those things.


Which is funny because the bible says that........


1 Corinthians 11:14

Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him




And before all the bible thumpers get on me I am just pointing out one of the many contradictions that are in the bible.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:08:45 PM EDT
[#30]
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:10:51 PM EDT
[#31]
I think it's because of the Roman tradition, then WWI, then inertia and the shaving-company conglomerates took it from there.

Or penis envy, it makes as much sense.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:14:18 PM EDT
[#32]

 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:14:30 PM EDT
[#33]
Pure, green, envy...

Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:15:08 PM EDT
[#34]



Quoted:



Quoted:

Blame religious people in the 19teens.



The ones who say things like wearing beards, drinking, and associating with sinners are all evil... despite the fact that Jesus did all those things.




Which is funny because the bible says that........






1 Corinthians 11:14



Does not the very nature of things teach you that if a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him









And before all the bible thumpers get on me I am just pointing out one of the many contradictions that are in the bible.


I think that would be going more towards the long hair like a girl crowd.



 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:15:49 PM EDT
[#35]
Because the middle ages.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:19:18 PM EDT
[#36]
I am a professional and I have a beard; though I keep it very short and well groomed.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:21:20 PM EDT
[#37]
Dah fuq?

I feel sorry for some you all.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:23:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Because child molesting isnt as cool as it used to be
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:23:13 PM EDT
[#39]
I think it stems partly from the military. And partly from the dirty hippies of the 70s giving beards a bad name. And lastly, because many of the people that wear beards don't bother keeping them neat. A well groomed beard is nothing bad, IMO. Grizzly Adams is something else altogether.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:23:43 PM EDT
[#40]
My job requires that I be able to wear half-mask, full and SCBA at any given time, so a beard is no go.
I wish I was back in college
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:26:00 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Pubic hair on your face, enough said


With a comment like that I doubt your old enough to grow either.


[MortalKombat]

FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:29:52 PM EDT
[#42]
As for the military I believe it originated with Alexander the Great.  He observed men getting their heads lopped off by the enemy grabbing the beard, pulling the head down and WACKOOO... no head.  Also of OLDEN days their were no Gellette double edged blades available.  Scrape your face with a simi-sharp knife?  No thanks.  Also keeps the lice off.  Some wemonz like that slick skin feeling
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:38:20 PM EDT
[#43]



Quoted:


Because men are no longer allowed to be men.


This you're supposed to looks like a boy or a dandy.



 
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:40:42 PM EDT
[#44]





Because of his beard, that man is clearly alpha.  He knows it, and haj knows it.



Shits more professional than 99.9% of the rest of the world, or he wouldn't be where he is.  Fuck the non-beard having work force.  Shits for the birds.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:51:56 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
Pubic hair on your face, enough said


Chin balls, huh?

There's always the Maury Povich show, man.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 9:54:06 PM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
My workplace does not allow beards, but they do allow mustaches. So of course I have one. Because men have mustaches.

I cite Magnum P.I. As evidence

ETA: it's funnier because I'm 25 and my mustache and sideburns are far less professional than a beard.


Freddie Mercury thinks so, too.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 10:22:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
I think it stems partly from the military. And partly from the dirty hippies of the 70s giving beards a bad name. And lastly, because many of the people that wear beards don't bother keeping them neat. A well groomed beard is nothing bad, IMO. Grizzly Adams is something else altogether.


Sorry to bust your bubble, but beards among "straight people" were even rarer before the hippies. Likewise with any haircut longer than a crewcut. The hippies actually made those things more popular among the non-hippy crowd.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 10:23:34 PM EDT
[#48]
they are?
tough shit, I have one and so do many people in the building I work in including at least one upper management person who I think is only 2 people down from a "C" level executive
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 10:26:29 PM EDT
[#49]
Beards are as professional as it gets.
Link Posted: 6/5/2012 10:30:03 PM EDT
[#50]
Good question, it really isn't fair.  People with facial hair should start an anti discrimination group.
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