IGNORANT AMERICAN CRAW-SHRIMP FARMER, YOU DESTROY RIFLE MADE BY GREAT MIKHAIL TIMOFEYEVICH KALASHNIKOV WITH YOUR LAZY PAPER APPARATUS FOR THE WIPINGS OF ASSES.
PLEASE TO REMOVE PAPER FOR THE WIPINGS OF ASSES AND ALL ASSOCIATED ACCESSORY FROM GREAT PROLETARIAT RIFLE. SOVIET SOLDIER NOT NEED SUCH CAPITALIST ACCESSORISINGS. SOVIET SOLDIER USE RAG UNIFORMS OF FASCIST INVADERS MADE DEAD IN DEFENESE OF MOTHERLAND.
YOU FIX RIFLE AND RETURN TO GRAS OF MARDI IMMEDIATELY THANK YOU.