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Posted: 2/21/2017 3:07:35 AM EDT
Would you?
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Honestly. I don't have any friends that would ask me to do that for them.
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You mean he has to pee and he wants you to do it for him? How is that possible?
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Wouldn't matter, I have prescription opioids on board.
ETA: I guess I could not mention that detail... |
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No, he can pass his own drug test. Or not. That's his problem, not mine.
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Someone recently swore to me that bleach was the key. He said he was sick for a couple days but that you had to drink a good bit to piss clean.
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If you have ever worked in automotive then you have been in this position before.
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A boss a long long time ago had a pill habit, one that caused his prostrate to swell. To this day he doesn't think that was it. Dude was off his head all day. Anyway, anytime we went to a party I'd have to walk him to the park across the road, he'd pick a spot, I'd pick a spot and I'd pee and just bullshit about something not even related RB26DETT motor or something, and give it a minute he'd finally piss.
I'm like dude, it's the pills, you're mid 30s incredible athletic shape, it's your prostrate. Never offered to check for him though |
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Nope.
I he/she needs me to piss for them they have bigger problems. Also, why would I stupidly give my DNA away? |
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Whenever I say I have to go to the bathroom, someone will say "Go for me while youre in there" I usually respond with "No! Last time you asked me to do that, you didn't tell me you had to take a shit too!"
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Wouldn't matter, I have prescription opioids on board. ETA: I guess I could not mention that detail... View Quote I was just thinking the same thing. Depending on my health circumstances at the time, I could very well pop hot on a urine test from a prescription rx. It's also bad juju to help falsify drug tests when you have a DEA number. |
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not no, but fuck no.
if your pee is hot, that is your problem, not mine. |
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LOL ------------ I shoulda kept tract on how many times I had to report to "Golden Flow"...
Those poor-fuckin E5's who had to "supervise" that shit...!!! . |
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Sounds like someone went a little too far with trolling dopers View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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Nope, and if they did they would be unfriended.
The key is to not be friends with drug addicts. |
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I would be mad at him for putting me in the position to have to make a decision to piss or not to piss for him.
If it is weed then tell him to buy a plane ticket to Denver, blaze for a day and fly back with his airline ticket as proof of his trip. MAYBE his employer will allow for that. If it is pills or blow then tell him to fuck off. |
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No.
And you've got questionable friends. Potheads think only of themseves I've found, but are great at conning people with their hospitably and people-skills to convince those people that they are their friends. I learned this the hard way. but not before another friend died due to the stupidity of my 'best' high school friend. |
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No. And you've got questionable friends. Potheads think only of themseves I've found, but are great at conning people with their hospitably and people-skills to convince those people that they are their friends. I learned this the hard way. but not before another friend died due to the stupidity of my 'best' high school friend. View Quote Yeah, those fucking assholes with their hospitality! |
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Well since I'm probably the guy administering the test and I'm going to have another witness with me, no, I'm probably not going to throw away my job.
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