I just met a horse chick, should I FO?

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Posted: 5/1/2016 9:09:11 AM EDT

And she's single, very pretty. The last horse chick I dated didn't end well. My head tells me to eject but my other head tells me to FO.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:10:06 AM EDT

[#1]

Do it.

I dated quite a few horse chicks in my younger days and liked them all. They were fun and kinda down to earth.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:11:44 AM EDT

[#2]

How many cats does she have?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:11:48 AM EDT

[#3]

What's the worst that could happen?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:12:53 AM EDT

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I've got to ask, OP you're not originally from Florida are you?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:13:01 AM EDT

[#5]

Run.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:13:10 AM EDT

[#6]

Need pictures to help decide.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:13:36 AM EDT

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No, but I've been here most my life.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:14:15 AM EDT

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Is she a nurse? Because it gets really fun when they are a horse chick AND a nurse.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:14:26 AM EDT

[#9]

Married one. I'm OK with it.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:15:09 AM EDT

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No, she's a retail manager

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:15:33 AM EDT

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Fo.

It just affects your wallet... Mine is disappointed I didn't buy the 114 acre horse farm that just sold up the road from us... I mean, it was only $900k. We could of rented out the stalls...

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:15:47 AM EDT

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And a red head.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:16:00 AM EDT

[#13]

Pics of horse or it isn't happening.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:16:25 AM EDT

[#14]

Is a horse chick, a chick who likes horses?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:16:55 AM EDT

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No, she's a retail manager

Go for it. She might be one of the sane ones.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:17:04 AM EDT

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She looks like Mr. Ed

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:17:51 AM EDT

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And a red head.

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And a red head.

Good god almighty that is like dividing be zero.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:18:03 AM EDT

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Go for it, but just remember that she's accustomed to having over a half-ton of firm, toned muscle between her legs trained to answer to her every whim.

FWIW, I used to own horses. Horse chicks are the best chicks, if you know how to handle to them.

Seriously, horses require a lot of attention, dedication and self-discipline. Plan accordingly
She may call at the last minute and cancel a date because her horse is sick. If you're really serious, offer to help. A colicky horse needs a lot of walking, so it would be appreciated.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:18:31 AM EDT

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It's a chick that loves horses. Something about being in control of 900 pounds of quivering meat between their legs.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:18:45 AM EDT

[#20]

good luck with that

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:19:18 AM EDT

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Yes.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:19:39 AM EDT

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No, but I've been here most my life.

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No, but I've been here most my life.

I knew it.

I spent my childhood in what used to be a nice city in Central Florida back in the 1980s' that had a lot of horse farms.

If you from there, you wouldn't even need to ask that question.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:20:18 AM EDT

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the TRIFECTA of fucked up.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:20:26 AM EDT

[#24]

Sure. What could possibly go wrong?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:20:33 AM EDT

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Like a single mom. But instead of a kid that always comes 1st it's a horse that she will love way more than you.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:20:41 AM EDT

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Don't stick it in the cray........

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:21:01 AM EDT

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They're fun for a bit. Generally decent in the sack.

Tend to be crazier than hell (horses above everything). You end up spending 90% of your time and money on horses.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:22:28 AM EDT

[#28]

I thought there would be at least one picture of a centaur by now.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:24:55 AM EDT

[#29]

Take the ride, you might like it

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:27:48 AM EDT

[#30]

I dated a red headed horse chick who was on the equestrian team at a&m.

I could only stay on that ride for a little while. Good luck.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:36:03 AM EDT

[#31]

She likes to ride.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:38:15 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/1/2016 9:40:34 AM EDT

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Which one is the girl?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:41:30 AM EDT

[#34]

Is she a nurse as well?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:41:32 AM EDT

[#35]

FO. GD needs some stories.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:41:50 AM EDT

[#36]

Fo.

It never ends well for me with horse chicks and nurses, but I keep trying

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:43:15 AM EDT

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Oh oh oh OH WILLLLLLBUUUUURRRR

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:43:44 AM EDT

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Horse chicks. Crazy as hell. Can be fun.

Proceed with extreme caution. Consider an alias and cover story.

ETA: pics?

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:44:42 AM EDT

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Posted: 5/1/2016 9:46:05 AM EDT

[#40]

oh the sex will be off the chart awesome. just don't get personally involved with her.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:47:05 AM EDT

[#41]

Fo, but make sure you use a false name and a burner phone.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:47:14 AM EDT

[#42]

They're good at cowgirl.

Also really expensive and crazy.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:47:51 AM EDT

[#43]

Eject

There's something about those women and control, controlling something powerful, etc.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:53:30 AM EDT

[#44]

Florida

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:53:37 AM EDT

[#45]

My wife is a horse chick.

They're all batshit crazy and expensive.

The biggest expense in my life now is the hobby farm we own down the road. Horses, tractor, feed, hay, fencing, barn, tack room, feed, hay, etc etc etc.

Posted: 5/1/2016 9:53:40 AM EDT

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It really depends what kind of "horse chick" she is.

The ones that like to collect horses and show them like pure bred dogs are fucking nuts.

The ones that ride English are usually bitches

But if you can find a girl that rides Western and sees horses as something to work and a tool to do other work, then she is pretty cool.

One of those is inside making breakfast tacos right now.

And since we are young and poor and live in the city, she leased her horse to a children's therapy clinic just outside of town. The horse works for his room and board working with kids, and she goes over a few evenings a week and keeps him from getting use to just walking.

Posted: 5/1/2016 10:00:11 AM EDT

[#47]

I married one. She's awesome. Huge heart. You just have to know what you're getting into with horses. You will have to embrace them a bit to be successful.