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Posted: 9/22/2014 7:12:54 AM EDT
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Inski
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:14:02 AM EDT
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In on one.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:18:29 AM EDT
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In early
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:19:24 AM EDT
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Wait..... Is this thread ok?


I need an adult
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:20:17 AM EDT
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40 minutes early.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:21:28 AM EDT
[#6]
I had unofficial sexual relations with her.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:21:59 AM EDT
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I think they make a pill for premature threadjaculation
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:22:02 AM EDT
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So, I'm married with two kids under the age of three, I don't officially have sexual relations with any women anymore.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:33:27 AM EDT
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Better 40 mins early than 5 mins late.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:34:50 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:37:41 AM EDT
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But if I could go back and do it over, I would!
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:38:44 AM EDT
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8yo, 4yo, 2yo and one due the first of jan here, all boys....I know the feeling!
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:43:26 AM EDT
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In on the early thread
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:43:59 AM EDT
[#14]
...but I do!
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:52:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:55:47 AM EDT
[#16]
Yer a little early, brah



that woman

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:55:58 AM EDT
[#17]
What the frack?
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:56:43 AM EDT
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Way to let it out early, man.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:57:31 AM EDT
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And no, none of y'all have.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:57:44 AM EDT
[#20]
In on one
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:58:37 AM EDT
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And I shall go forth and be the only one posting!
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 7:59:06 AM EDT
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Tag
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:01:44 AM EDT
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I think most people are on the way to work, cept for oddballs like me who are about to crawl into bed
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:03:20 AM EDT
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Its page one, where the fuck is NY?
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:04:21 AM EDT
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North of Pennsylvania.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:04:59 AM EDT
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North of Pennsylvania.
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North of Pennsylvania.


Beat me to it
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:06:10 AM EDT
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Wait til they're older.  Our girls are 16 and 19. My wife and I seem like we're trying to out-horny each other.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:06:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:07:05 AM EDT
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I believe it's next to Lake Erie.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:07:28 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:08:19 AM EDT
[#31]
In here.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:09:37 AM EDT
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I found out that tequila sucks.  I'm not a drinker, maybe that's why I didn't like it.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:09:42 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:10:48 AM EDT
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You have to drink it cold. And don't drink too much. It tends to make you puke in excess amounts.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:11:23 AM EDT
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Tequila
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:11:45 AM EDT
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Tequila has a tendency to make me irresponsible.

Last.time I drank some my sisters boyfriend and I accidentally split a bottle and ended up shooting in the back yard.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:12:01 AM EDT
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R.I.P. Rules.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:12:10 AM EDT
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Wow, really diggin' in the archives for this thread title, huh?  
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:13:02 AM EDT
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Fan-zipper-tastic.



 
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:13:43 AM EDT
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Rules are for other people
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:13:58 AM EDT
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You have to drink it cold. And don't drink too much. It tends to make you puke in excess amounts.
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You have to drink it cold. And don't drink too much. It tends to make you puke in excess amounts.


It was room temp.  Felt like I was drinking fire, but then again, pretty much all liquor does that to me.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:14:03 AM EDT
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depends on the tequila.

just like anything else..


don julio is some good tequila!
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:14:29 AM EDT
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Tequila has a tendency to make me irresponsible.

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I found out that tequila sucks.  I'm not a drinker, maybe that's why I didn't like it.




Tequila has a tendency to make me irresponsible.

Last.time I drank some my sisters boyfriend and I accidentally split a bottle and ended up shooting in the back yard.


I managed to keep my clothes on.  I hear tequila makes clothes come off.


Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:15:05 AM EDT
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depends on the tequila.

just like anything else..


don julio is some good tequila!
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depends on the tequila.

just like anything else..


don julio is some good tequila!


It was Jose Cuervo.

Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:16:12 AM EDT
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I managed to keep my clothes on.  I hear tequila makes clothes come off.


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I found out that tequila sucks.  I'm not a drinker, maybe that's why I didn't like it.




Tequila has a tendency to make me irresponsible.

Last.time I drank some my sisters boyfriend and I accidentally split a bottle and ended up shooting in the back yard.


I managed to keep my clothes on.  I hear tequila makes clothes come off.





That isn't dependent on the type of liquor.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:17:30 AM EDT
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I think most people are on the way to work, cept for oddballs like me who are about to crawl into bed
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I think most people are on the way to work, cept for oddballs like me who are about to crawl into bed

I'm doing the gym thing. Then it's buying new clothes for Duckski and grocery shopping and cooking food for the next 3 days.
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:19:21 AM EDT
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MIA
Link Posted: 9/22/2014 8:19:25 AM EDT
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I found out that tequila sucks.  I'm not a drinker, maybe that's why I didn't like it.




Tequila has a tendency to make me irresponsible.

Last.time I drank some my sisters boyfriend and I accidentally split a bottle and ended up shooting in the back yard.


I managed to keep my clothes on.  I hear tequila makes clothes come off.




I hear it does more than that.
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