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Posted: 7/25/2014 7:38:02 AM EDT

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26111639/surgeons-find-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-body

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

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Posted: 7/25/2014 7:39:22 AM EDT

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Crap another one?

Posted: 7/25/2014 7:39:42 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 7:40:31 AM EDT

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I wonder what it smelled like?

Posted: 7/25/2014 7:40:48 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 7:42:35 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 7:42:51 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 7:42:54 AM EDT

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Old fish?

Posted: 7/25/2014 7:43:33 AM EDT

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Damn it....there is that buzzing sound again...

Posted: 7/25/2014 7:45:03 AM EDT

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And in other news an amputee's search for his rubber hand has ended....

Posted: 7/25/2014 7:58:57 AM EDT

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You'd think she would have felt that thing in there. I'm betting she's the size of a water buffalo to lose a 5" toy and not be able to tell it's in there. The fact that it migrated into the bladder and caused all those issues fits with my theory and is beyond disgusting.

Posted: 7/25/2014 7:59:42 AM EDT

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Hope it wasn't battery powered...unless CR123s.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:02:56 AM EDT

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so, duracell, or energizer?

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:03:04 AM EDT

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WTF kind of sex toy is that? A U-bolt from an exhaust pipe?

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:04:36 AM EDT

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The stank must have been indescribable.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:05:44 AM EDT

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26111639/surgeons-find-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-body

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

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So he raped her?

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:07:11 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 8:07:58 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 8:08:26 AM EDT

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26111639/surgeons-find-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-body

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

So he raped her?

Not funny but funny, well played.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:09:22 AM EDT

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WTF kind of sex toy is that? A U-bolt from an exhaust pipe?

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Thats what I was thinking. WTF

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:15:20 AM EDT

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26111639/surgeons-find-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-body

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

So he raped her?

Clearly you have attended your mandatory US Military SARC training.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:18:31 AM EDT

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Probably like anything else in a human body.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:19:20 AM EDT

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lolwut

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:19:38 AM EDT

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A Scottish woman under the I influence of alcohol?
You don't say?

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:19:51 AM EDT

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http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26111639/surgeons-find-10-year-old-sex-toy-inside-womans-body

After complaining of various health problems, a Scottish woman was found to have a sex toy inside her vagina – and that it had been left there for 10 years.

According to the Daily Mail, the woman admitted to using the sex toy with her partner 10 years ago; she also noted that she had been under the influence of alcohol at the time and could not recall removing the toy.

So he raped her?

This is now a parody thread.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:22:12 AM EDT

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^^^^^

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:26:30 AM EDT

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umm, just how big is this thing (take your pick)

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:32:34 AM EDT

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I'm disappointed, I clicked this tread to see a picture of it

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:38:28 AM EDT

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Oh wow, I wondered where that went.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:42:10 AM EDT

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I got nothing

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:45:50 AM EDT

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You know that feeling that you get when you think you are forgetting something.....87% chance if you don't figure it out, you probably have a sex toy shoved into one of your cavities.

Posted: 7/25/2014 8:55:43 AM EDT

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"So that's where I lost my light 10 years ago."

Posted: 7/25/2014 9:20:22 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 10:52:57 AM EDT

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Like a pregnancy, how the fuck do you not know something like that is inside your body?

Posted: 7/25/2014 10:56:42 AM EDT

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Nuoc mam cham?

Posted: 7/25/2014 10:58:14 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:00:07 AM EDT

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she needs to clean out her purse more often.

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:00:29 AM EDT

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Must have been encased like a cocoon.

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:01:38 AM EDT

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I guess she never flew through an American airport

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:01:42 AM EDT

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Old fish?

haggis

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:02:39 AM EDT

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I've heard of some really really dumb people in my life, but damn! Her BF must of had to tie a 2x4 to his ass before going in there so he didn't fall in.

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:03:13 AM EDT

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Lucky she didn't give birth.

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:04:36 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:06:35 AM EDT

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At least it wasn't a deer tongue.

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:06:52 AM EDT

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Why did I feel the urge to click on this thread???

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:07:06 AM EDT

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You'd think she would have felt that thing in there. I'm betting she's the size of a water buffalo to lose a 5" toy and not be able to tell it's in there. The fact that it migrated into the bladder and caused all those issues fits with my theory and is beyond disgusting.

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Just HOW did it get from her vagina into her bladder?

Or does her boyfriend, and her, need some basic biology lessons?

"You wanna put that thing up WHERE? Just how drunk do you think I am? Oh, OK"

ETA - Never mind. On re-reading the article, I get what happened.

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:08:21 AM EDT

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Posted: 7/25/2014 11:10:13 AM EDT

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how did she go that long without getting a infection?
women cant leave a tampon in for too long without fear of TSS
but this lady walks around with that for 10 years
the human body is weird

Posted: 7/25/2014 11:11:29 AM EDT

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how did she go that long without getting a infection?
women cant leave a tampon in for too long without fear of TSS
but this lady walks around with that for 10 years
the human body is weird

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Maybe she did from time to time. People will put up with a lot of shit before going to the doctor.