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Posted: 4/15/2014 6:41:36 PM EDT

"How true is the Bible to reality and your expectations?"

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:42:15 PM EDT

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Beans or no beans.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:00 PM EDT

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No, it wouldn't be that question.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:27 PM EDT

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"Can I round up the current cabinet and smite them for Ye?"

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:30 PM EDT

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Where is the other intelligent life in the universe?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:30 PM EDT

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Need clarification on which GOD brand we are seeking answers from. I've heard there are dozens.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:37 PM EDT

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what does god need with a starship?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:38 PM EDT

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Was Jesus who he claimed?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:46 PM EDT

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Why are you such a dick?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:43:49 PM EDT

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Children with debilitating and/or terminal diseases - WTF is up with that?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:41 PM EDT

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+1

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:48 PM EDT

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I think I'd try to cheat and go with something like "what's the one thing I don't know that you think I should?"

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:44:50 PM EDT

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Can I have unlimited questions?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:46:05 PM EDT

[#14]

... could you please explain the cosmos and time?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:46:31 PM EDT

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+1 I almost went in that direction myself. Just do not "get it" with the need for all this suffering.

Adam and Eve, enough already, get over it.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:46:47 PM EDT

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Does LV-426 exist?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:05 PM EDT

[#17]

Sup?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:11 PM EDT

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With all of the fine wiminz around why was I created to dig chubby chicks?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:38 PM EDT

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What was the thinking behind the Platypus? Were you stoned or something?

Seriously, I'd ask Him that, that is one freaky looking critter!

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:47:58 PM EDT

[#21]

When is the second coming, lets do it already!

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:13 PM EDT

[#22]

"Why wasn't I born rich, instead of so good looking?"

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Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:20 PM EDT

[#23]

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:31 PM EDT

[#24]

lotto and powerball numbers

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:48:41 PM EDT

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Yeah, when you can fill a stadium every day with young children who die of starvation or preventable diseases, that's pretty messed up and unjustifiable.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:09 PM EDT

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Id ask him if he wanks it.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:16 PM EDT

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mmmm....good one

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:53 PM EDT

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I have too many. Can't narrow it down to one.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:49:59 PM EDT

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I'd be tickled to death to get 20 . . . . or even an even dozen

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:50:45 PM EDT

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Did my dogs go to a separate heaven, If so can I go there?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:02 PM EDT

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What happened to expcustom?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:04 PM EDT

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Platypus...were you just bored?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:37 PM EDT

[#33]

"you mad bro?"

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:51:39 PM EDT

[#34]

Why do I only get one more question when we've been talking for the last 15 years?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:52:35 PM EDT

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Ask two then.

I got another one....."Since boobs were your greatest creation, did you ever consider putting a pair on her back too?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:52:59 PM EDT

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4VP6OxrvN8[/youtube]

One of us? (The Hooters)

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:53:13 PM EDT

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That's a good one.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:54:01 PM EDT

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Seriously, this one brought a tear to my eyes.

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:55:11 PM EDT

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You just can't go around asking the Almighty for his ID...

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:56:23 PM EDT

[#40]

Why do you exist?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:56:42 PM EDT

[#41]

If your eye got poked out in this life, would it be waiting up in heaven with your wife?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:56:54 PM EDT

[#42]

Should I fo?

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:58:01 PM EDT

[#43]

no.

call me selfish (i'll admit, i am) but i wouldn't ask an all encompassing question like "how do we achieve everlasting peace and life" or "how can we better ourselves"

i'd probably ask why i am so miserable all of the time, and why sometimes it feels like he puts more on my plate then i can handle...

Posted: 4/15/2014 6:58:54 PM EDT

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Does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming?

Posted: 4/15/2014 7:00:34 PM EDT

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How do i quickly build a space ship in my life time so i get to enjoy it, that can go FTL starting with the tec we have now to completion that can carry humans safely around the universe?

Its a mouth full but hey its one question.

Because i'm cool like that, and i want to explore the universe that bad.

Posted: 4/15/2014 7:03:05 PM EDT

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Hey, that was post 777 for you! How appropriate

Posted: 4/15/2014 7:04:41 PM EDT

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Beans or no beans.

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Not even God can resolve that conflict.

Posted: 4/15/2014 7:06:14 PM EDT

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Seriously, this one brought a tear to my eyes.

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Did my dogs go to a separate heaven, If so can I go there?

Seriously, this one brought a tear to my eyes.

I really want to know that.

Posted: 4/15/2014 7:06:26 PM EDT

[#49]

"Would you like to sit and have a beer with me?"

Posted: 4/15/2014 7:07:55 PM EDT

[#50]

What came before the Big Bang?

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