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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:18:09 AM EDT

Can your wife bench press your current body weight one time using standard Olympic weights/bar?

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:19:25 AM EDT

[#1]

Shit no.
207# Not sure I could either.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:20:20 AM EDT

[#2]

Of course, she weighs 94 pounds.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:23:56 AM EDT

[#3]

My wife might be able to bench her body weight of 102, but certainly not mine at 165.

She’s a striker, the heaviest weight she moves is a 30lb kettle bell.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:24:11 AM EDT

[#4]

Well, she's not a man, so no

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:26:53 AM EDT

[#5]

She's stronger than most women her size but, NO.

I'm not sure if I can bench 210 pounds either.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:27:23 AM EDT

[#6]

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Always the correct answer.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:28:10 AM EDT

[#7]

Your wife should not be able to press your body weight, that’s weird.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:31:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Not a chance. Although she’s fit with 6-pk abs she’s never been strong.

I can’t even bench her body weight at the moment, current bench is only 65lbs. Still taking it easy since my shoulder surgery. A bit gun shy with bench press since that’s what blew out my shoulder.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:31:41 AM EDT

[#9]

Is this a nice way to ask if a man's wife has or had a penis?

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:32:45 AM EDT

[#10]

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derp

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:33:39 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:36:25 AM EDT

[#12]

Of course. You're a failure if you don't go home to this every night?!

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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:36:53 AM EDT

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Posted: 3/28/2024 8:36:59 AM EDT

[#14]

I doubt most on GD could bench their wife’s body weight.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:38:58 AM EDT

[#15]

Only if she turned into something I would not want to be married to.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:40:48 AM EDT

[#16]

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Of course. You're a failure if you don't go home to this every night?!

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You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla every night!? Forget about it.

And no, she ain't putting up 180.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:41:04 AM EDT

[#17]

For that to be the case, one or more of the following conditions needs to exist:

1) Dude is of small stature.
2) Wife is a muscular beast

Either way that's a

I'm a big dude, not just fat but tall. Even in the best shape of my life I was still 230. Wife is 5' 2", 125 lbs, and probably 44-26-34. No way she's gonna bench almost 2x her body weight, much less what I weigh now.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:41:31 AM EDT

[#18]

No lol

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:44:07 AM EDT

[#19]

No but she can deadlift my bodyweight

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:44:29 AM EDT

[#20]

I'm over 250 pounds; of course not.

Then again, most ARFCOMers couldn't bench that. I doubt I could, either: My max is 175.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:50:20 AM EDT

[#21]

Thankfully no

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:58:05 AM EDT

[#22]

An elite level female bench couldn't lift the average arfcommer.

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:58:28 AM EDT

[#23]

LOL

Posted: 3/28/2024 8:59:03 AM EDT

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I feel like this was supposed to be worded differently but he just ran with it.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:08:33 AM EDT

[#25]

My old lady could not bench press half of me.

But if I pissed her off, she'd kick me for a 40 yard field goal.

I don't piss off Miss JOS. No way.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:12:35 AM EDT

[#26]

No. I would not want a woman who would be able to.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:14:18 AM EDT

[#27]

Lol no. I’m a 6’1 195 lb man. She’s a 5’6” 115 lb woman. Is this a low key tranny thread?

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:14:27 AM EDT

[#28]

Zero chance in hell.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:14:57 AM EDT

[#29]

Nope. Not a chance. Shes 5’ tall and weighs maybe 115. Not a weight lifter.

I weigh 185.

For all you dudes who can’t bench your own body weight, get out there and start lifting heavy things. I’m only a couple times a week lifter and I can rep my body weight.

My 15 year old daughter can squat 200 though.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:19:22 AM EDT

[#30]

Be kinda weird if one could.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:20:53 AM EDT

[#31]

I can't even bench my own body weight. I used to fantasize about having a guy lift me up like they do in the movies but I let go of that dream a long time ago. I've never been fat but I was really self conscious when the paramedics had to pack me out to the ambulance when I dislocated my hip. I don't weigh as much as a man my height would but growing up we had to get measured and weighed in high school. I was rail thin and everyone would go ewww when I weighed. I weighed the same as the fat girls-only I was 9" taller.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:33:36 AM EDT

[#32]

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This.

I'm a decently sized man and my wife isnt fat or a hoss. She's very fit but probably couldn't bench her own body weight.

Is OP Obama's shill account? I'll bet the wookie can bench press that little cunt for sure!

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:45:55 AM EDT

[#33]

no -- she's very fit but that would be too much

my guess would be -- she might be able to do ~60%

for the record i can bench my weight ~6-7 reps (we're in the 50s)

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:52:00 AM EDT

[#34]

Only if she also angrily yells, "GET OFF OF ME!!!"

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:53:05 AM EDT

[#35]

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Goofy-ass post is goofy

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:53:56 AM EDT

[#36]

Read it wrong.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:54:20 AM EDT

[#37]

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Wrong-hole her and she can bench press a house!

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:56:46 AM EDT

[#38]

Not a chance.

Posted: 3/28/2024 9:56:52 AM EDT

[#39]

Wife is in great shape but def not. I however can overhead press her weight.

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:01:55 AM EDT

[#40]

No. I weigh about 190-195. My wife can bench 160.

Some of you have seen my wife. She's not weak.

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:02:06 AM EDT

[#41]

She doesn't have, and never had, a penis.

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:04:10 AM EDT

[#42]

Maybe when she was young, but not anymore. She used to be a very strong woman. After she hit her 40's that strength began rapidly declining.

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:05:49 AM EDT

[#43]

Some sap will be along for Wakeboarder’s trap

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:09:20 AM EDT

[#44]

Voted no because she can’t currently

My lowest weight lately was 187, which matches her best competition bench, but she’s a bodybuilder now. Think she did 170 the other day after not benching for months. With a little work she could probably get close to benching what I currently weigh

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:13:50 AM EDT

[#45]

lol

Posted: 3/28/2024 10:14:18 AM EDT

[#46]

I would not want a women who can bench 200. I go to gym and I can’t even bench that but I don’t worry what one can bench. Not sure why people are so in love with that.