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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:36:56 PM EDT

"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

What do you do?

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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:37:55 PM EDT

[#1]

Tell her you are gay but you have a friend

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:37:58 PM EDT

[#2]

SIHPAPP

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:37:59 PM EDT

[#3]

Sorry, I'm married.

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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:38:10 PM EDT

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

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Exactly.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:39:14 PM EDT

[#5]

My luck ain't that good. Pickle check.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:39:47 PM EDT

[#6]

IBTP

Tell her I am married in case my wife is trying to trap me.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:04 PM EDT

[#7]

time to Fo

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:08 PM EDT

[#8]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fzrE8lGJds

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:11 PM EDT

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

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Is this one of those trick threads where the girl in question is really a dude or was a dude?

If not, I would impregnate her on the spot.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:40:28 PM EDT

[#10]

Ask if she has a penis.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:03 PM EDT

[#11]

Man or woman, don't care, break it off in him/her/it and call it fucking good.

Oh it's Natasha benningfield?

Break it off in her and call it good.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:06 PM EDT

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This.

Plus it's obviously a trap. They made a movie about it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:06 PM EDT

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Is this one of those trick threads where the girl in question is really a dude or was a dude?

If not, I would impregnate her on the spot.

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

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Pole inbound.

Is this one of those trick threads where the girl in question is really a dude or was a dude?

If not, I would impregnate her on the spot.

She's a natural-born woman.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:17 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:20 PM EDT

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Whelp, there's your answer OP.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:41:33 PM EDT

[#16]

Jizz in her hair and run away

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:42:39 PM EDT

[#17]

Like a rabbit that has been in a cage, next to a female rabbit in a separate cage for 2 years...........so - say 2 minutes and I go home. Oh. can't have no more babies, sorry.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:43:20 PM EDT

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This.

Plus it's obviously a trap. They made a movie about it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8

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Sorry, I'm married.

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This.

Plus it's obviously a trap. They made a movie about it:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1441395/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_8

It's NOT a man, baby! Just a one hit wonder.

Although she's aged less than stellar. The fact that I haven't recognized her and it's only been a few years says something.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:14 PM EDT

[#20]

I really get tired of that shit. I just want to walk, okay?

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:24 PM EDT

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

What do you do?

Pole inbound.

Exactly.

Nice

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:34 PM EDT

[#22]

Pull out and leave her disappointed....

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:44:37 PM EDT

[#23]

I pinch myself and try to wake up.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:45:34 PM EDT

[#24]

if hypothetical situation I'm not married, I'm fo'ing. She looks a lot like my wife and is my type.

if hypothetical situation is now and I am married, no fo' but double check with wife if she's sure she still wants to keep me cause if she doesn't, I have options.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:45:36 PM EDT

[#25]

Be like "damn yo, that's creepy as fuck" and then give her my babies.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:45:53 PM EDT

[#26]

Immediately ask if she does ATM

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:46:00 PM EDT

[#27]

This must be a trap.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:46:05 PM EDT

[#28]

I look like a garbage truck ate too many hot dogs and then ran over a bag of mulch. I'd start looking around for her accomplices, because I'm 90% sure that I'm about to get mugged.

Joke's on them: I've got no money, too!

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:46:38 PM EDT

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She's married, that's the only trap.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:47:11 PM EDT

[#30]

Probably has a bigger dick than me.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:47:28 PM EDT

[#31]

Dry spell=OVER!

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:48:34 PM EDT

[#32]

I'd take her out to a pleasant dinner, and try to get to know her more.

I've got nothing else to do and I'm armed. I figure I might as well take the chance.

"I wanna have your babies" is one of her songs.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:49:17 PM EDT

[#33]

Tell her she is the woman of my dreams and can she shoot and clean guns and load ammo

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:49:48 PM EDT

[#34]

I'd turn around to see who is standing behind me. She sure as hell ain't talking to me.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:51:51 PM EDT

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"I wanna have your babies" is one of her songs.

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Not one of her good songs.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:52:52 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/17/2014 6:52:53 PM EDT

[#37]

Run. wheres the poll OP?

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:52:55 PM EDT

[#38]

Watch my wife deck her.....

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:53:06 PM EDT

[#39]

I assume it's one of those "what would you do" shows, or that my wife paid some chic to hit on me to see how I would react. So I would speak loudly into her microphone and say nice things about my wife.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:55:54 PM EDT

[#40]

I think not. Besides the wife would kill me.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:56:26 PM EDT

[#41]

blade at 45.

all she wants is my .22lr ammo

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:56:58 PM EDT

[#42]

Pole would be OUTBOUND...

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:58:07 PM EDT

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Roger that. Taken.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:58:39 PM EDT

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Eloquent and succinct, and I totally agree.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:59:21 PM EDT

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

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I'd bring her to my favorite sperm donor and see if we can make that happen.

Posted: 4/17/2014 6:59:49 PM EDT

[#46]

After 4 or 500 tries, inform her I had a vasectomy.

Posted: 4/17/2014 7:01:05 PM EDT

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"I've been watching you for some time, and... I think... that I'm in love with you, I wanna have your babies."

http://www.vip-files.net/images/popular/full/natasha_bedingfield.jpg

What do you do?

Pole inbound.

Exactly.

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