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Posted: 11/13/2011 4:27:21 PM EDT
this is not a joke
a couple nights ago my wife wakes me up and tells me she heard a female voice in the house. I kind of laughed because I didn't hear it and neither did my dog. fast fwd to today. I was in my room reading lights out (good book) and had my gsd in the room too. I distinctly heard a female voice saying something about "the kids". Wife and daughter were at her moms today so I was alone in the house. the voice was loud and sounded like it was in the next room. I looked through the house and nothing. The only thing I can think is my computer ay have had a popup or something, but checked it and found nothing. Told the wife I heard a voice and she says she's heard it more than once now. any ideas? Are we going crazy? |
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I'd light some candles and furiously fap until the demons were driven out.
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I'd light some candles and furiously fap until the demons were driven out. well that's a given |
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You have something in your home that you definitely don`t want. Don`t reply to it.
Call a priest. This reply is also not a joke. |
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You have something in your home that you definitely don`t want. Don`t reply to it. Call a priest. This reply is also not a joke. |
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Some believe. My wife swears her great aunt talks to her, 15 years after funeral.
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Check your attic, crawl spaces, etc. You may have someone living in your home that you don't know about. If there isn't anything there, then I'd seriously consider the calling the priest thing.
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Same thing happened to me, except it was a bunch of people talking.
Turns out our baby monitor was picking up the neighbors monitor. |
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my house was built in 1790, it's old. Old houses make noise, your brain turns those noises into stuff it can recognize. I lived in another old house that had an air vent that would whisper when the breeze blew, spooky.
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Quoted: Check your attic, crawl spaces, etc. Check them....with bullets. |
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Coons messing around in your attic. possible insanity. house setting.
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My buddy allegedly had a man call his name from a few feet behind him and his son who was present also heard it.
Freaky stuff. Burn the house down now.
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Considering your post topics, better be safe than sorry.
Do a complete electronic scan for "devices".
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I spent a few hours one night feeling a little stupid, when i found one of the kids toys saying the same phrase over and over under their bunk bed!
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Check your attic, crawl spaces, etc. You may have someone living in your home that you don't know about. If there isn't anything there, then I'd seriously consider the calling the priest thing. That's seriously creepy to even think about. I'd call a religious leader if I were you OP... something doesn't seem right about what is going on in your home. |
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Quoted: Did the voice sound familiar?this is not a joke a couple nights ago my wife wakes me up and tells me she heard a female voice in the house. I kind of laughed because I didn't hear it and neither did my dog. fast fwd to today. I was in my room reading lights out (good book) and had my gsd in the room too. I distinctly heard a female voice saying something about "the kids". Wife and daughter were at her moms today so I was alone in the house. the voice was loud and sounded like it was in the next room. I looked through the house and nothing. The only thing I can think is my computer ay have had a popup or something, but checked it and found nothing. Told the wife I heard a voice and she says she's heard it more than once now. any ideas? Are we going crazy? |
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Quoted: You have something in your home that you definitely don`t want. Don`t reply to it. Call a priest. This reply is also not a joke. Based on what? My house was build in the 1880s., it was a company home for the coal miners. Weird shit happens sometimes. Gives the house character. |
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Quoted: I'd call a religious leader if I were you OP... something doesn't seem right about what is going on in your home. I would call a Rastafarian in the OP's case. |
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Check your attic, crawl spaces, etc. You may have someone living in your home that you don't know about. If there isn't anything there, then I'd seriously consider the calling the priest thing. That's seriously creepy to even think about. I'd call a religious leader if I were you OP... something doesn't seem right about what is going on in your home. Yes, this is true.....his name might be Lazlo and he may be printing off millions of cards to win the sweepstakes. |
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That is feedback from female agents on the other end of the listening devices in your home.
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I was woken up to voices in my bedroom around 5am once.
There was a guy in the gas station across the street with a nextel. The voices were coming thru my stereo speakers. The stereo was plugged in, but turned off. I unplugged the stereo, and the voices stopped. Needless to say, I found out what it was after grabbing my .45 and clearing my apartment. Then changing my underwear. |
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this is not a joke a couple nights ago my wife wakes me up and tells me she heard a female voice in the house. I kind of laughed because I didn't hear it and neither did my dog. fast fwd to today. I was in my room reading lights out (good book) and had my gsd in the room too. I distinctly heard a female voice saying something about "the kids". Wife and daughter were at her moms today so I was alone in the house. the voice was loud and sounded like it was in the next room. I looked through the house and nothing. The only thing I can think is my computer ay have had a popup or something, but checked it and found nothing. Told the wife I heard a voice and she says she's heard it more than once now. any ideas? Are we going crazy? Nolo, something else to seriously consider. You've made yourself into a javalin poking into the BATFE's ass with the F&F thread. Don't discount them fucking with you. I wouldn't put any childish bullshit past them. Look at what they've done to one of our mutual friends... L&L cause of F&F brother. |
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Nolo, given how much involvement you've had tracking the Fast & Furious conspiracy, and what's been documented happening to Mike Vanderboegh and some of the whistleblowers... Are you sure you haven't had, uh, "individuals" snooping around in your house?
EDIT: Great minds think alike. You might consider setting up a sting. Make it look as if you're gone, and see if you can't bag yourself a corrupt federal agent committing a breaking-and-entering. |
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post pics of demon chick when you find her http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/nancy-pelosi-scary.jpg omfg!!!1!!1 it's that chick that looks like a horse! |
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Perhaps a radio broadcast-atmosphere skipping-central unit squirrel cage-acting like an antenna or something like that. There is a theory (don't know the details) about radio broadcasts never die out, and are somewhere either here, or in space being "aired" and able to be received. There was a report from a radio broadcast back in the late eighties, which was interrupted with what sounded like a WWII aircraft calling in a may-day or something like that, it supposedly lasted a few seconds, and regular programming resumed. I have heard that story from several sources in professional broadcasting and it may be an urban legend, but who knows. Perhaps your house has wiring that is intercepting a signal from a TV Station or Radio Broadcast, only possible explanation I can think of.
Or it could be a demon there to eat you while you sleep, hopefully it is just the radio waves theory. -PC- |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: post pics of demon chick when you find her http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Politics/images-2/nancy-pelosi-scary.jpg omfg!!!1!!1 it's that chick that looks like a horse! NO MORAN. It's Michelle Obama. Duh. |
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You have something in your home that you definitely don`t want. Don`t reply to it. Call a priest. This reply is also not a joke. Yeah, I tend to agree. Do not engage it in any way. There is no such thing as ghosts. Only worse things. IMHO |
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Burn it to the ground Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Thats a little rash, no? |
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Quoted: Nolo, given how much involvement you've had tracking the Fast & Furious conspiracy, and what's been documented happening to Mike Vanderboegh and some of the whistleblowers... Are you sure you haven't had, uh, "individuals" snooping around in your house? EDIT: Great minds think alike. You might consider setting up a sting. Make it look as if you're gone, and see if you can't bag yourself a corrupt federal agent committing a breaking-and-entering. Should be easy to weed out. Call a friend and tell them to ""come look at the SBS you just made"" |
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don't be alarmed.
a simple wrinkle in time a moment trapped in eternity sometimes 2 different time continuims overlap nothing to be concerned about |
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FBI wire tap with crossed wires using the microphone as a miniature speaker and you heard one agent tell the other the wife took the kids to her mothers.
sweep the place for bugs and dig that trench around the house |
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Quoted: I'd light some candles and furiously fap until the demons were driven out. Only works if you say "this is for you" while fapping. |
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Burn it to the ground Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Thats a little rash, no? It's the only way to be sure! |
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Quoted: don't be alarmed. a simple wrinkle in time a moment trapped in eternity sometimes 2 different time continuims overlap nothing to be concerned about Lol. I gave pretty much that excuse to my buddy who has had weird stuff happen at his house. Was ok with it up until something said his name deliberately. |
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Nolo, given how much involvement you've had tracking the Fast & Furious conspiracy, and what's been documented happening to Mike Vanderboegh and some of the whistleblowers... Are you sure you haven't had, uh, "individuals" snooping around in your house? EDIT: Great minds think alike. You might consider setting up a sting. Make it look as if you're gone, and see if you can't bag yourself a corrupt federal agent committing a breaking-and-entering. yeah, their surveillance eq is malfunctioning. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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