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You lucky bastard.
Homer is awesome.
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Raven lies.
Raven lies like hungry mongrel dog with fleas.
Everyone in Homer drives a Subaru, wears Carhartts ( 6months between laundering), womens are all hippies, wear long johns under there skirts , with rubber boots ( not kidding )
Gasoline costs 4 bucks and change, no place in town will sell you any ammo, even though there are FULL FUCKING CASES behind the counter.
Alaska is really cool, as long as you STAY IN ANCHORAGE.
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..... oh, and this other helpful hint, Regarding : "they'll give us a $500 monthly food stipend."
That'll buy lunch... twice.
Ain't nothing to see down here, just a bumpy, jagged pothole with a road running through it.
Oh, and taxes. yup, we'll TAX all your shit here.
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The rest of the state calls us Homerhoids. And they mean it.