Wife and I went to see “Interstellar” last night (senior night!) with a promise from a number of movie reviewers that I would not be disappointed. Believe me when I tell you that we were. This was a great waste of time. Don't worry, no spoiler alert needed. Just a simple review.
It was extremely disjointed, required me to provide humungous leaps of faith and ignore obvious solutions to many of the problems they encountered. It was like watching a cop show. The first thing you yell at the TV is “Call for Backup!” before the cop enters a dark building. When they don’t call, I change the channel because that “smart” cop was doing something incredibly stupid. Well, this movie does the same thing over and over again. There had to be a least five situations that made me want to yell at the screen like they do at “Mystery Science Theater 3000”. Then there were scenes that, I swear, they picked up off the cutting room floor and stuck them back into the move because they had cut away so much they needed to add some time back. What, for instance, does chasing a drone have to do with ANYTHING in this movie? If you decide to see it, keep that in the back of your mind.
And, all of that was icing on the cake in the shadow of the premise of the entire story. Talk about strange, convoluted and unexplained.
Be prepared for the first 35+ minutes of this film takes place on a corn farm. At first I thought it was going to be something like that Mel Gibson corn farm movie or “Children of the Corn” but then I remembered that there was something that was going to involve space travel. Well, after 35+ minutes you could have fooled us. I leaned over and whispered to the wife, “There is supposed to be space flight in this movie, right?” Then, when the space stuff finally does happen, the space people(being vague here on purpose) are thrilled that Matthew’s character showed up to drive their spacecraft. Well, he lived just one days drive from them and they know him well.......why the hell didn’t they just recruit him in the first place? Duh! It’s stuff like this that happens time and time again and it’s why we had enough and actually left the theater after 90 minutes not wanting them to keep us trapped for another hour or so with yet more unexplained and screwy scenes and ragged plots. I suppose I’ll rent it when it comes out just to see how it ends. I heard today that the “Dumb and Dumber 3” movie killed the box offices and ‘quality” movies like Interstellar were flopping around making some money but nothing like D&D3. I have to tell you that now I understand why.
Just my 2 cents. Spend your hard earned bucks and expect 2-1/2 hours of yawn.