Sometime in the summer I decided to do something good for You! Do you remember? I made an lunch appointment with you as it would be a 2 hour drive to get there. When I got there you were not at home, your gate was chained and I couldn't get in.

I didn't want to trespass, so I left the goodies at your gate and boy did you miss some enjoyment:
1. Ice cream
2. 2 slabs of steak
3. 6 pack of beer
4. One roll of sausage
5. Bread roll

I just can't think you would be so low.

I'll bite, what kind of dogshit is this?

Jesus, this place has changed, used to be fun, entertaining, and had great comraderie, now all the old original members who made this place great are gone, and replaced with a allot of crying bitches who didn't get their participation trophy for the day. What are you trying to accomplish? Looks to me nothing more than some jr high girl drama, if this is how you act after the fact, no wonder you were ditched, and who leaves all that shit anyway? Could it be that your butt hurt because you wanted a Christmas party in your moms basement but have no friends and are afraid to have one, so you try to derail the traditional WAHTF party?

ETA, so your calling out someone with 4 posts, and a 2016 join up, I can honestly say you and your kind is why this site has become the new softer, dumbed down version, have you contributed anything of use or just bitch and whine because no one else will listen to you or your sad story.  Let me give you some advice, quit posting unless you have a question that you can't find after searching or can honestly add something constructive and useful.

Send him an IM, and then get some Vagisil.

I must be confused...this happened last summer, around 3-5 months ago, and OP has been chaffing all this time.  It is possible that something happened to Bobbity such as someone in his family got sick, or died...or maybe even to Bobbity himself.   I do not know Bobbity, so I cannot say what happened.  It would sure make a lot more sense to simply contact him and ask him what happened before posting your butt hurt here.  

I will admit to being kinda old fashioned about that stuff though.  Things happen to people, and that is all part of life.  Although I am somewhat reclusive, I try and give folks the benefit of the doubt.  If people aren't worth the benefit of the doubt, they will show me soon enough.

Same here, but I also looked at join date, post count, the elapsed time frame, and the fact you left stuff? A whole lot of WTF?? I know Bobbity, but I have seen his posts over the years as well as the rest of the old guard and from that, I feel I drew a pretty good conclusion for my original post.  This isn't my first rodeo on shit like this, I've seen more than a few over the years.

I know Bobbity.  Who the fuck are you?

+87

I know Bobbity, Sixguns,mstennes...

Who the fuck are you?

We really need to get back in here, and unfuck this place up.

Where is the question and answer sheet ?

You mean this question and answer sheet?

Where is the beer?
Why should we think you're not a Fed?
What part of the state do you live in?
Is it whisky or whiskey?
Ice in whisk(e)y or no ice?
Maker's Mark or another whisk(e)y? (If other, specify)
9mm or .40?
.40 or .45?
9mm or .45?
.40 or 10mm?
10mm or .45?
.223 or 5.56?
.308 or .30-06?
dogs or cats?
FMJ or HP?
AK or AR?
AR or FAL?
Glock or 1911? Why? How do you FEEL about the other?
Do you like Gladiator movies?
Ever seen a grown man naked?
Chupacabra: Real or myth?
Same for Bigfoot?
How about Nessie?
Union or freedom?
Cheap beer or Micro brew?
Beans or no beans in chili?
Is Carhart clothing hickish?
Do you powder "the Boyz"?
Chuck Norris or Steven Segal?
Would you wear a thigh holster?
What's the phone number for 911?
Romeos or tennis shoes?
Do retards look normal when they cum?
What color was George Washington's white horse?
What is the greatest prime factor of the number 64?
How much dirt is in a hole 12" deep by 12" in across?
Militia- Org or UnOrg?
Fill in the blank, "The pig is a ____________ animal".
What color is the shoothouse door at Sandhurst?
If you woke up in the woods, face down with a hangover, your pants around your ankles, and your asshole hurt, would you tell anyone?
Have you seen the penis at the end of Teen Wolf?
How many rounds does it take to kill a zombie dog?
Have you ever been employed as a KC-135R/T Crew Chief?
What was the gun that Al Pacino used in the Movie Heat?
Where are all the best shooting spots?
Is it legal to own a Suppressor in WA?
Does Tin Foil save dogs' lives?
Is your name Mike or Steve?
What is your main goal as a WAHTF member?
How do you feel about elephants?
How many drunk pushups can you do?
What do you mean, you people?
Have you ever been in a cockpit?
Ever been in a turkish prison?
If two mens balls touch but it's an accident are they still homo's ?
Where was Obama born?
Have you ever been tazed while driving?
Who is 1GUNRUNNER?
Is "New Beginings" a femine hygiene spray or a Karen Carpenter song?
Have you ever worn a fur suit?
Would you drink a beer with Hitler?
Would you allow the county to spray weed killer on your property?
Would you have unprotected sex with a porn star?
Have you ever held a job at a Powder coating company for less than 2 days?
Ford or Chevy?
If you could get away with never taking a shower again for the rest of your life, would you?
Does ketchup have any business being on a hot dog? Does ketchup have any business being on eggs?
Would you ever SIHPAPP?
Ever been on an acid trip?
What does the color Yellow taste like?
Weaver or Isosceles? Or "gangsta", perhaps?
Have you ever stared at the foot of the bed, petrified in fear of some gang of ghostly apparitions, glowing eyes a'plenty, only to realize it's your toenails, reflecting in the moonlight?
Are you one of Ass-Bama's Acorn minions, here to sow discord and wreak havoc among peace-loving folk?
Some multiple choice qestions:

Part II of II

Some multiple choice questions, highlight the correct answer in RED:

Bud light tastes like:
a. glacier water
b. a camel's ass
c. skunk piss

If your buddy had a few too many and passed out at the bar the proper thing to do is:
a. pay his tab and call him a cab
b. get him a cup of coffee
c. have the bartender put your tab on his credit card, prop him up against the wall and write 'gay male hooker' on his forehead and get the hell out of dodge.

People that eat breakfast for dinner are:
a. highly enlightened
b. should be locked up in a rubber room
c. are lazy hippies and should get jobs

Ice in your whiskey:
a. keeps the whiskey cool and refreshing
b. slowly dilutes the whiskey and is unacceptable, if whiskey was suppose to be easy to drink it would come in a mickey mouse cup
(We know the whiskey question is asked more than once, it's that important)


And of course, a few of our members have their own personal questions.

PCR-00 wants to know why your beer tastes so dusty?

Shanky McFull O'Fail wants to know if your ride has nice rimz and where is it parked?

Vini would like to know: Do you have crabs?

OdT would like to know: Are you a cop?

FEtoiletpaper: What would you do if the GOBC got drunk and pissed on/in your car? (this one is important to know) Also, what kind of car would it be?

Tweak: Have I met your mother?

prionic: What the fuck you got against Mickey mother fucker!?!?

PCR wants to know what your favorite scene in Band of Brothers is.

161Infantry: Should chili have beans or no beans?

gettingthat has a few:
Where's the best place to eat mexican food at midnight downtown?
If you were looking to get stabed in a bar with a broken bottle...Which one would it be?
Is it a bad decision to speed every time you see a female cop, just because you get a get a boner seeing a woman with a gun and zip-ties?

Matt45: Where you at least aiming at his chest?

1GunRunner: Know how to sharpen a chainsaw? Can you speak Chinese?

Tweak would also like to know: What's your favorite knife for crowd control?

Spanky needs to know, right now, Are you a grammer Nazi or,is more like: Engrish! Do you speak IT??!?!

Gibby has a request, sort of. Cookies! Where dey at yo?

PCR and the phony Irish would like to know: "Is it up the Irish or up the Orange?"

DrewXD would like to know what your favorite scene in band of brothers is, besides the shower scene

Echomancer wants to know: If you are drunk and throw someone out of a chair, how far will they be thrown?

PatchO wants to know: "Will you help me move?"

AR15L wants to know "Are you right or left handed?"

R-32 wants to know "What is your Ham Radio Callsign?"

Silly_Look wants to know "Have you ever pulled a shiv on someone?"

Veritas would like to know: "What are your favorite songs by Pink Floyd and the Doors?"

Redcat would like to know: "Are you 'familiar' with my ex-wife?"

TonitrusEN wants to know: "Why do you think you're a better shot than the entire WAHTF?"

Jalu has a 3-part need to know: "Do you have a chainsaw? Is the chain on correctly? Can he use it?"

I have only met Bobbity once and been to his old house before he moved away.
I wasn't aware that he had returned.

My impression of him is that he is a solid dude and definitely good people in my book.
He would not have ditched you under any circumstances.
Something terribly important must have happened and he wasn't able to communicate with you at the time...shit happens.

Bobbity is a much-loved person here.
Vilifying him on a public forum for no real reason isn't going to do you favors nor win you any points here in the WAHTF.

Just my own little opinion...

Probably a retread.

Shit happens get over it, Bobbity and I are good friends and we have both forgotten about/ missed meetups with each other. It happens...

Oh jesus....

In before "you seem familiar"  and yes, Bobbity is good folks.



Sir James...

Bobbity? Never heard of him.

Which is funny because neither have I.  Only reason I knew the name is because the dude has the only sticky on this page.

 

You're much better off.

You may be right,  I read on the interwebs that he ditches people without any explanation,  being that I read it on the interwebs it has to be true.

who in HELL is this Bobbity anyways?
sounds like a limp fishing lure you would buy at one of those really old mom and pop stores.

Is Bobitty old yet?

I know Bobbity, Bobbity is a friend of mine and your Sir are no Bobbity.

I agree, it's time to overhaul this place,  and return it back to its former glory, not the limp noodle it is now.

So the Old Guard is thinking about ending its collective boycott and returning to the WAHTF?

Might be interesting...

Old as dirt and a hard man to track down. Or so I hear. 

You're. Tldr the rest.

Never heard of DaBunny or Tumbleweeds or some Bear guy either.  

I can offer you half if you'll ship

I just figured out who it is...

Hi chuck!

Your avatar is all fucked up...

Who's Chuck?

R-32's...unless he has recently changed it?

I want my other avatar back, but I cant get it to work

have had it since day 1 3 boards ago

Mine seems to work

Kinda

Isn't that what mrs. sixguns says?

I was able to make this one work.

I liked my other one with the American flag in the backround...

But this will do.

Now I KNOW I'm in the Twilight Zone. This is the first I've seen this thread. I am lost most of the time, true. But, being new here, I, at least, deserve a little lube, right? 
And, FTR, I am entirely at a loss as to who Checkers is. Nixon's dog? As for the rest of you smegma eaters, keep sending checks, I'll keep lying about how nice you are...

Checks in the mail 

Your original avatar was working fine for me.
So was your second one, but I was upset that you had changed it.
So then you changed it a third time.

I believe that means you've lost all of you seniority.

You should change it back to your original one.

I think Bobbity and 1Nutgummer may have found each other and rode off into the sunset or something...

The new forum's format is pulling everyone back.... maybe... who knows?  

Like a sinkhole....

Oh man the questionnaire is back? Things are looking up. Maybe it's time to start talking again.

Oh crap.

Avatar looks all messed up again.

Us old guys need to get back in here...

Look at what the newer guys have let the TXHTF become?

What a freaking mess.

The few, the proud...

come to the Xmas party, you can meet him.

This is cool. Lotsa names I've not heard in years. At this rate, the Christmas party will be in black & white.

I won't be able to make it to the Christmas party unfortunately. You boys be nice and be careful with them  cherries.