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Posted: 3/20/2012 2:42:58 PM EDT
I need your help in an ongoing argument with the ATF.
I already know of "Zombies" "Because it's cool" "Protection from Zombies" "For shooting things" |
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I have not tired it.
are you planning on doing something really witty |
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Varmintcong?
Rabid Attack Squirrels? Massive waves of Feral Cats/Dogs? |
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I have not tired it. are you planning on doing something really witty Not planning - current engaged in, and running into ATF resistance. |
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Varmintcong? Rabid Attack Squirrels? Massive waves of Feral Cats/Dogs? Have you gotten these reasons APPROVED, and have the tax stamps with them? I am not looking for ideas. I've already submitted a form and am now arguing with the ATF about it. What I am looking for in this thread are humorous or witty reasons that have been approved!! |
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misunderstood, sorry. No prob - those are all great suggestions , just not what I'm looking for right now. |
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so I have to ask what did you use
to protect the goose in my dresser |
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Some people just gotta poke a sleeping dog. You know some of the shit I pull from time to time.. |
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. |
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Quoted: You must like waiting. . .Quoted: so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. |
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. I'm in no hurry. I've already got an SBR lower on a Form 1 - this is just for a second one, which I don't really have a particular need for. So I don't really care WHEN, or even IF they ever approve it. But on the other hand, I don't think it's appropriate for them to approve different things for different people, or to make up grey and nebulous terms like "inappropriate" when the form seems pretty clear-cut. Either the answer is unlawful (in which case they should deny the Form 1), or it is NOT unlawful, in which case they should approve it. I have no idea what this "inappropriate" bullshit is. Plus, if my answer was "inappropriate" - then the examiner should have told me so a month ago and asked me to change it, instead of giving me the option of "explaining" my answer (which I did, in great detail). |
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I'm thinking of putting: "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed..."
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. very interesting about the CDC website I did not know this I also read as part of that article "Terrorist attacks" I wonder if that would be accptable If the Government can use this scenario I would think you should be able to as well good luck with that |
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Just change it to "chicks like short barrels" You still get a funny answer and maybe they approve it.
Man that picture of the "zombie" form hurts. Submitted in March and approved in May. |
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I guess I may be the only one who doesnt see the point in testing the boundries of what you can get away with on the forms.
With current NFA wait times on applications (that don't have creative stuff written in the reasons section) approaching and starting to surpass 6 months in pending status... why anybody would send in applications that would cause one of the handful of examiners they have left at the moment to stop what they are normally doing (i.e. approving forms) most likely end up talking to a supervisor, write you a letter & fill out another F1 with "all lawful reasons". You then continue to argue with them which probably caused more time out of the examiners day talking to their supervisor, ripping off the stamps/whiting out their signature, voiding the transfer, and mailing you another form letter with your forms back....and your current plan is to continue to argue with the "one" examiner who takes care of all the applications that come from your State. Not to mention whats left the examiners mood and resulting productivity that day after having to deal with her boss about the guy who wants a SBR to defend agaist aliens and zombies. While the NFA registration process sucks and I would love nothing more for it to go away, the reality is that it's not going to change anytime soon, and until a Federal budget is passed and the NFA branch can hire more people, we are stuck with the few we have got. Just messing with them and burning their cycles because you already have an SBR and don't care how much time it takes to get your space alien gun approved isn't real helpful or productive for everyone else who needs to get through the process in as timely a manner as possible. |
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I guess I may be the only one who doesnt see the point in testing the boundries of what you can get away with on the forms. With current NFA wait times on applications (that don't have creative stuff written in the reasons section) approaching and starting to surpass 6 months in pending status... why anybody would send in applications that would cause one of the handful of examiners they have left at the moment to stop what they are normally doing (i.e. approving forms) most likely end up talking to a supervisor, write you a letter & fill out another F1 with "all lawful reasons". You then continue to argue with them which probably caused more time out of the examiners day talking to their supervisor, ripping off the stamps/whiting out their signature, voiding the transfer, and mailing you another form letter with your forms back....and your current plan is to continue to argue with the "one" examiner who takes care of all the applications that come from your State. Not to mention whats left the examiners mood and resulting productivity that day after having to deal with her boss about the guy who wants a SBR to defend agaist aliens and zombies. While the NFA registration process sucks and I would love nothing more for it to go away, the reality is that it's not going to change anytime soon, and until a Federal budget is passed and the NFA branch can hire more people, we are stuck with the few we have got. Just messing with them and burning their cycles because you already have an SBR and don't care how much time it takes to get your space alien gun approved isn't real helpful or productive for everyone else who needs to get through the process in as timely a manner as possible. First of all, none of this would have happened if they were consistent, and didn't grant approval to people who write stuff like "zombies" during the past year. The problem here is NOT that I wrote something silly, the problem is that apparently each examiner gets to interpret the law and decide whether or not to approve a form based on arbitrary and made-up standards. If they didn't want things like this, perhaps THEY should make sure that their form is clear. A simple "Do you intend to use this firearm for any illegal purpose?" with a yes/no box would remedy it. Second, there wouldn't have been a second round of this bullshit, if the original examiner had just TOLD me to change it. But instead, the examiner gave me a choice, and told me to either change it OR explain it - and then after I explained it, the supervisor decided to REVERSE the examiner's decision and make up a completely different standard. Again, the problem is that different employees at the ATF use completely different standards to decide on approval of something that should be standardized. Third, trust me, the sloppy and half-assed nature of the crude and quickly scribbled letters I got from the ATF did not significantly slow down anyone's day. I understand your point, and I hear where you are coming from - but I COMPLIED with what the first examiner demanded - and then her boss decided to over-rule her. That is NOT my fault. |
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Someone over on Silencertalk got theirs kicked back with an error letter for saying "Zombie Hunting." Don't waste your time and the ATF's by putting anything other than "any legal purposes." http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=83781 The whole "zombie" thing is pretty goddamn played out by this point, in any case. |
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Quoted: Terrorist Hunting it isFYI: Someone over on Silencertalk got theirs kicked back with an error letter for saying "Zombie Hunting." Don't waste your time and the ATF's by putting anything other than "any legal purposes." http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=83781 The whole "zombie" thing is pretty goddamn played out by this point, in any case. |
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FYI: Someone over on Silencertalk got theirs kicked back with an error letter for saying "Zombie Hunting." Don't waste your time and the ATF's by putting anything other than "any legal purposes." http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=83781 The whole "zombie" thing is pretty goddamn played out by this point, in any case. Perhaps so, but I never get tired of posting it along with the matching engraved celebratory shotgun: |
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FYI: Someone over on Silencertalk got theirs kicked back with an error letter for saying "Zombie Hunting." Don't waste your time and the ATF's by putting anything other than "any legal purposes." http://www.silencertalk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=83781 The whole "zombie" thing is pretty goddamn played out by this point, in any case. Perhaps so, but I never get tired of posting it along with the matching engraved celebratory shotgun: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/CTinNV/DSC00238.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/CTinNV/DSC00250.jpg Thanks! |
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. I find this irritating beyond comprehension. You do understand that this epically pointless issue is wasting all of our time? I'm not talking about this thread, I'm talking about your having at least two NFA Branch employees tied up with this nonsense. These people could -and should- be processing the 6 month backlog of forms instead of dealing with this. Yes, forms have previously been approved like this and that damage has been done, but it's clear someone over there with a healthy degree of world view put an end to the trend. Bad, but to a lesser extent, you are making a mockery of the job they do by submitting forms like this, so of course they're going to call you on it. But much bigger picture, such language appearing on your Form 1 or 4 calls into question ATF's own credibility. With all the bad PR ATF has had over the years, the last thing they need or want is another congressman or anti-gun group trying to make points by waiving around an ATF-approved Form 1 that says "For Zombie Attacks". Does any part of you think this is a smart thing to do? It lacked a great deal of professionalism and common sense to approve anything that read like that in the first place, so why would you expect them to repeat their previous mistakes? Deal with your disappointment, write "For all lawful purposes" like everyone else so your paperwork can be moved along... |
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. I find this irritating beyond comprehension. You do understand that this epically pointless issue is wasting all of our time? I'm not talking about this thread, I'm talking about your having at least two NFA Branch employees tied up with this nonsense. These people could -and should- be processing the 6 month backlog of forms instead of dealing with this. Yes, forms have previously been approved like this and that damage has been done, but it's clear someone over there with a healthy degree of world view put an end to the trend. Bad, but to a lesser extent, you are making a mockery of the job they do by submitting forms like this, so of course they're going to call you on it. But much bigger picture, such language appearing on your Form 1 or 4 calls into question ATF's own credibility. With all the bad PR ATF has had over the years, the last thing they need or want is another congressman or anti-gun group trying to make points by waiving around an ATF-approved Form 1 that says "For Zombie Attacks". Does any part of you think this is a smart thing to do? It lacked a great deal of professionalism and common sense to approve anything that read like that in the first place, so why would you expect them to repeat their previous mistakes? Deal with your disappointment, write "For all lawful purposes" like everyone else so your paperwork can be moved along... But but, he's fighting the power. |
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... I find this irritating beyond comprehension. Sorry you are so easily irritated. You do understand that this epically pointless issue is wasting all of our time? I'm not talking about this thread, I'm talking about your having at least two NFA Branch employees tied up with this nonsense. These people could -and should- be processing the 6 month backlog of forms instead of dealing with this. As I already mentioned, nobody has been "tied up" by this to any significant degree. I admit that the first examiner took the time to quickly fill out a new form with "all legal purposes" and scribble me a note - but I guarantee you it did NOT "tie up" any substantial amount of time. You act as if this was some huge issue that puzzled an examiner for hours, and caused an already GIGANTIC backlog to get larger. Get a grip. The backlog is fucking huge because the ATF cannot be bothered to fund the additional positions that have become necessary due to increased demand, NOT because some examiner decided to waste five minutes because he or she didn't "like" the answer on a meaningless question on a Form 1. Also, my point is AGAIN, that I didn't cause this. The same agency that has had examiners approving stuff like "Zombie hunting" and "protection against zombies" and other silly shit could just have approved this. They decided to make a big deal out of it and waste the time - not me. When the first examiner wrote back and told me what to do, I did EXACTLY as he/she asked - and then suddenly the second examiner decided to change the rule again. Both of them decided to waste more time. Yes, forms have previously been approved like this and that damage has been done, but it's clear someone over there with a healthy degree of world view put an end to the trend. Or, alternatively, different examiners are completely inconsistent in how they approve or disapprove Forms (and I wonder what statutory authority they have to do this). The fact that someone clearly approved my Form and fixed the stamp on it, and then someone ELSE removed it again - seems to support the complete lack of consistency at the ATF on this issue. For all you know, the examiner sitting next to them approved the "to impress chicks" and "to compensate for my inadequacy" that I know several people have submitted on Form 1s recently. If they didn't want people to put silly answers for this meaningless question, then they SHOULD NEVER HAVE DONE SO IN THE FIRST PLACE. Don't blame me for the fact that they are now wasting time by changing arbitrary rules on the fly. Bad, but to a lesser extent, you are making a mockery of the job they do by submitting forms like this, so of course they're going to call you on it. But much bigger picture, such language appearing on your Form 1 or 4 calls into question ATF's own credibility. With all the bad PR ATF has had over the years, the last thing they need or want is another congressman or anti-gun group trying to make points by waiving around an ATF-approved Form 1 that says "For Zombie Attacks". Does any part of you think this is a smart thing to do? It lacked a great deal of professionalism and common sense to approve anything that read like that in the first place, so why would you expect them to repeat their previous mistakes? I am making a mockery of nothing. I am merely demanding consistency from a federal agency. I assume that regardless of who handles my tax forms, they will be following the same rules and schedules, regardless of who the employee is. I never thought that my Form 1 approval or disapproval would depend on which examiner I got. Doesn't THAT seem like a problem for a federal agency to you? THEY are making a mockery of their own retarded process by first approving silly shit like "zombie hunting" and goofy stuff like that, and then suddenly turning around and telling people that it's inappropriate, after first telling them that it's okay as long as you provide an explanation. Again, do you understand WHERE the problem is here? It's in the arbitrary and inconsistent actions of the examiners on a federal form. Deal with your disappointment, write "For all lawful purposes" like everyone else so your paperwork can be moved along... No, I don't think I will. Deal with your irritation. |
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...silly shit like "zombie hunting"... I assure you, sir, that the hunting of zombies is serious business and not to be taken lightly. |
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Man, looking at this thread, some of you guys sound like my wife.
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I do not have any NFA weapons, yet. I know nothing about filling out the forms, yet. But would "it's a hobby" not be approved?
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I do not have any NFA weapons, yet. I know nothing about filling out the forms, yet. But would "it's a hobby" not be approved? You are getting into some of the points DK-Prof may be trying to make. Exactly what is a "valid reason" for those of us not living in states that define the boundaries of such? (NC and their scientific research law comes to mind) How does one examine Federal law for guidance on the matter? Is that even possible? Why can't I rely on previous forms that have been approved as a reference? Where are the CFR regulations or NFA guidelines on the process? On the last forms I sent in for MGs, I tamed it down and wrote "for investment". The sincere and honest reason from my heart was "because I want one and I can". |
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They've asked an incredibly stupid question and now have people competing to provide the stupidest answer. It's their fault. There is no statutory reason to ask the question an ATF can go through the process and take it off of the form.
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I do not have any NFA weapons, yet. I know nothing about filling out the forms, yet. But would "it's a hobby" not be approved? You are getting into some of the points DK-Prof may be trying to make. Exactly what is a "valid reason" for those of us not living in states that define the boundaries of such? (NC and their scientific research law comes to mind) How does one examine Federal law for guidance on the matter? Is that even possible? To my knowledge there isn't any federal law or statue that covers this. Seems to just be made up by the ATF. Why can't I rely on previous forms that have been approved as a reference? Where are the CFR regulations or NFA guidelines on the process? On the last forms I sent in for MGs, I tamed it down and wrote "for investment". The sincere and honest reason from my heart was "because I want one and I can". Exactly. The truthful answer for my latest Form 1 would have been "because I am bored and feel like another SBR" - which is just as stupid as space aliens and zombies. The way I see the whole "Why you intend to make a firearm" is that there should be only two categories of answers. (A) Some un-lawful reason (B) Anything else It seems to me that as long as the answer clearly isn't in the category of (A), then there really isn't a LEGAL reason for the form to not be approved. If there is a list of the "appropriate" and legal answers that are allowable, and the "inappropriate" answers that are not allowable then I think it's only reasonable that the ATF first of all INFORM PEOPLE what those answers are, and second of all MAKE SURE THAT ALL THE EXAMINERS ARE ON THE SAME DAMN PAGE! ETA: If the ATF cared about not wasting time - then they could easily revise the form and just have a "Do you intend to use this firearm for unlawful purposes?" question, with a Yes/No box to check. But instead, they have a ludicrous open-ended question that is completely unnecessary, and make arbitrary distinctions on what is "appropriate" and "inappropriate" to put in there, when the only question SHOULD be what is legal and not. |
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"I guess I may be the only one who doesnt see the point in testing the boundries of what you can get away with on the forms.
With current NFA wait times on applications (that don't have creative stuff written in the reasons section) approaching and starting to surpass 6 months in pending status... why anybody would send in applications that would cause one of the handful of examiners they have left at the moment to stop what they are normally doing (i.e. approving forms) most likely end up talking to a supervisor, write you a letter & fill out another F1 with "all lawful reasons". You then continue to argue with them which probably caused more time out of the examiners day talking to their supervisor, ripping off the stamps/whiting out their signature, voiding the transfer, and mailing you another form letter with your forms back....and your current plan is to continue to argue with the "one" examiner who takes care of all the applications that come from your State. Not to mention whats left the examiners mood and resulting productivity that day after having to deal with her boss about the guy who wants a SBR to defend agaist aliens and zombies. While the NFA registration process sucks and I would love nothing more for it to go away, the reality is that it's not going to change anytime soon, and until a Federal budget is passed and the NFA branch can hire more people, we are stuck with the few we have got. Just messing with them and burning their cycles because you already have an SBR and don't care how much time it takes to get your space alien gun approved isn't real helpful or productive for everyone else who needs to get through the process in as timely a manner as possible." Quoted:
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. I find this irritating beyond comprehension. You do understand that this epically pointless issue is wasting all of our time? I'm not talking about this thread, I'm talking about your having at least two NFA Branch employees tied up with this nonsense. These people could -and should- be processing the 6 month backlog of forms instead of dealing with this. Yes, forms have previously been approved like this and that damage has been done, but it's clear someone over there with a healthy degree of world view put an end to the trend. Bad, but to a lesser extent, you are making a mockery of the job they do by submitting forms like this, so of course they're going to call you on it. But much bigger picture, such language appearing on your Form 1 or 4 calls into question ATF's own credibility. With all the bad PR ATF has had over the years, the last thing they need or want is another congressman or anti-gun group trying to make points by waiving around an ATF-approved Form 1 that says "For Zombie Attacks". Does any part of you think this is a smart thing to do? It lacked a great deal of professionalism and common sense to approve anything that read like that in the first place, so why would you expect them to repeat their previous mistakes? Deal with your disappointment, write "For all lawful purposes" like everyone else so your paperwork can be moved along... What these guys said. This junior high level toolbaggery is getting old as fuck, and slows down an already slow, painful process even further. I don't care what your argument for carrying on this stupid pissing match with the ATF is, but it is just that, stupid. Just put "For all lawful purposes" and be done with it so the rest of us can get our shit approved. I see no point in getting some smart-ass approval reason past the ATF, I just want my damned .22 suppressor approved. Remember, the ATF has all the time in the world to waste while they dick around arguing with you over semantics. It does nothing but hurt other NFA owners. |
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You sir, get back in line and do as you're told.
I put 'To enhance collection' because I do not even want them contacting me unless it is my stamp. |
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I wonder what they'd do if you said..
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I guess I may be the only one who doesnt see the point in testing the boundries of what you can get away with on the forms. With current NFA wait times on applications (that don't have creative stuff written in the reasons section) approaching and starting to surpass 6 months in pending status... why anybody would send in applications that would cause one of the handful of examiners they have left at the moment to stop what they are normally doing (i.e. approving forms) most likely end up talking to a supervisor, write you a letter & fill out another F1 with "all lawful reasons". You then continue to argue with them which probably caused more time out of the examiners day talking to their supervisor, ripping off the stamps/whiting out their signature, voiding the transfer, and mailing you another form letter with your forms back....and your current plan is to continue to argue with the "one" examiner who takes care of all the applications that come from your State. Not to mention whats left the examiners mood and resulting productivity that day after having to deal with her boss about the guy who wants a SBR to defend agaist aliens and zombies. While the NFA registration process sucks and I would love nothing more for it to go away, the reality is that it's not going to change anytime soon, and until a Federal budget is passed and the NFA branch can hire more people, we are stuck with the few we have got. Just messing with them and burning their cycles because you already have an SBR and don't care how much time it takes to get your space alien gun approved isn't real helpful or productive for everyone else who needs to get through the process in as timely a manner as possible. ^Wouldn't want to ride in a car with this guy |
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Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. ... golfclap.gif |
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...and then suddenly the second examiner decided to change the rule again.
WHOA, NO WAY. Are you new at dealing with the government at any level? This is how it works everywhere, local or national. I'm in civil engineering and land surveying. I deal with city planners. Our clients deal with various inspectors. You can get three different answers from three different city planners or inspectors. One guy can tell you to rip up your concrete, then you can get someone else to come out (a month later) and he'll say the last guy was insane and approve it. Countdown until this gets locked for being a troll thread. |
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I guess I may be the only one who doesnt see the point in testing the boundries of what you can get away with on the forms. With current NFA wait times on applications (that don't have creative stuff written in the reasons section) approaching and starting to surpass 6 months in pending status... why anybody would send in applications that would cause one of the handful of examiners they have left at the moment to stop what they are normally doing (i.e. approving forms) most likely end up talking to a supervisor, write you a letter & fill out another F1 with "all lawful reasons". You then continue to argue with them which probably caused more time out of the examiners day talking to their supervisor, ripping off the stamps/whiting out their signature, voiding the transfer, and mailing you another form letter with your forms back....and your current plan is to continue to argue with the "one" examiner who takes care of all the applications that come from your State. Not to mention whats left the examiners mood and resulting productivity that day after having to deal with her boss about the guy who wants a SBR to defend agaist aliens and zombies. While the NFA registration process sucks and I would love nothing more for it to go away, the reality is that it's not going to change anytime soon, and until a Federal budget is passed and the NFA branch can hire more people, we are stuck with the few we have got. Just messing with them and burning their cycles because you already have an SBR and don't care how much time it takes to get your space alien gun approved isn't real helpful or productive for everyone else who needs to get through the process in as timely a manner as possible. ^Wouldn't want to ride in a car with this guy Well, that was abuzzkill. But, he's correct... |
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...and then suddenly the second examiner decided to change the rule again.
WHOA, NO WAY. Are you new at dealing with the government at any level? This is how it works everywhere, local or national. I'm in civil engineering and land surveying. I deal with city planners. Our clients deal with various inspectors. You can get three different answers from three different city planners or inspectors. One guy can tell you to rip up your concrete, then you can get someone else to come out (a month later) and he'll say the last guy was insane and approve it. Truth be told, I did have a lot of unpleasant experiences with the INS in the 1990s. You could literally ask three people the same question on the same day and get three different answers. So you are right, I should have known better. Countdown until this gets locked for being a troll thread. I hope not. I am honestly NOT trying to troll or be a smart-ass, and had no idea that some people would get so bent out of shape about it. I didn't cause the problem with ATF under-staffing, I didn't cause the (apparent) problem of goofy reasons being approved, nor did I cause the problem of arbitrary and shifting standards. All I did was go along with the precedent for humorous answers that the ATF themselves allowed, and when they told me how to remedy it, I followed their instructions - only to have them change their mind and make up a new requirement. |
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Do you play games when you submit your income tax forms? Do you expect that your income tax forms will be treated the same and subject to the same tax laws - regardless of which particular employee happens to be handling it? ETA: And to specifically answer your question, if the IRS started to allow people to make humorous comments - say about dependent, calling their children "hobbits" or "parasites" - then yes, I might do that, just because it adds a little bit of of humor to an otherwise boring and unpleasant bureaucratic task. Again, I did not invent this "game" - the ATF allowed this game to be played, and now some people seem to think that I am the bad guy because I tried to play the game, and they sudden;y decided to change the rules, and then when I complied with their new and invented rule, they then decided to change the rules again and make up a new one. |
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I got an acquaintance that sent in a form 1 on a suppressor and he listed "suppressor and 100 parts". It was approved with out question. a few years later he sent in another one with the same thing. it was turned back and he was told to change it.
the Fact is the ATF is completely inconsistent on the application process. |
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Quoted: I got an acquaintance that sent in a form 1 on a suppressor and he listed "suppressor and 100 parts". It was approved with out question. a few years later he sent in another one with the same thing. it was turned back and he was told to change it. the Fact is the ATF is completely inconsistent on the application process. I do not get the "100 parts" part |
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I'm thinking of putting: "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed..." I'll cover the stamp fee of anyone who puts: "To protect against ATF armed drug cartels" |
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I got an acquaintance that sent in a form 1 on a suppressor and he listed "suppressor and 100 parts". It was approved with out question. a few years later he sent in another one with the same thing. it was turned back and he was told to change it. the Fact is the ATF is completely inconsistent on the application process. I do not get the "100 parts" part My understanding is that one can not have extra internal parts for a suppressor. apparently by ATF standards each internal part if not installed in can is a suppressor by itself |
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so I have to ask what did you use to protect the goose in my dresser Of course now - that would be silly I put down "Preparation for possible space alien invasion, zombie uprising or other post-apocalyptic scenario" Given that stuff like "Zombies" and "Protection from Zombies" has already been approved, I don't see the problem. But, the examiner sent me a letter demanding that I EITHER submit a new form (which he had nicely filled out for me with "all legal reasons") OR that I explain my answer. So I sent back a detailed letter explaining my answer (since the examiner gave me that option) - including pointing out that the Centers for Disease Control (another government agency) has a webpage about preparing for the zombie uprising, and explaining that even though a space alien invasion is highly unlikely, it is not technically impossible. A month later (today), I got a letter from a different person (presumably the examiner's superior) saying that my reason was "inappropriate" and that I need to resubmit with a "more specific to the current reality of application" reason. What's really bizarre is that he returned my Form 1 copies, and you can clearly see where a tax stamp has been TORN OFF and where the original examiner's approval signature and date has been covered with white-out. How bizarre is that?? So now I intend to argue with them some more, and point out that other silly reasons HAVE been approved, and demand to know exactly what the legal definition of "inappropriate" is for this question - which to my mind can only either be unlawful or lawful. I have no idea what the grey area of "appropriate" means, so I'd like the ATF to clarify that for me. I find this irritating beyond comprehension. You do understand that this epically pointless issue is wasting all of our time? I'm not talking about this thread, I'm talking about your having at least two NFA Branch employees tied up with this nonsense. These people could -and should- be processing the 6 month backlog of forms instead of dealing with this. Yes, forms have previously been approved like this and that damage has been done, but it's clear someone over there with a healthy degree of world view put an end to the trend. Bad, but to a lesser extent, you are making a mockery of the job they do by submitting forms like this, so of course they're going to call you on it. But much bigger picture, such language appearing on your Form 1 or 4 calls into question ATF's own credibility. With all the bad PR ATF has had over the years, the last thing they need or want is another congressman or anti-gun group trying to make points by waiving around an ATF-approved Form 1 that says "For Zombie Attacks". Does any part of you think this is a smart thing to do? It lacked a great deal of professionalism and common sense to approve anything that read like that in the first place, so why would you expect them to repeat their previous mistakes? Deal with your disappointment, write "For all lawful purposes" like everyone else so your paperwork can be moved along... It sounds to me like you think this examiner is sitting with dk's form laying on their desk anxiously awaiting his next response. |
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I'm thinking of putting: "The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed..." I'll cover the stamp fee of anyone who puts: "To protect against ATF armed drug cartels" Let me buy another stripped lower and I will get back to you.(it would be better if I lived in Texas) |
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