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Congratulations on the written test dude. Now, oral review board. I sit on ours, and see the same stupid crap repeatedly. I'm watching Dora with my daughter, and Dora sucks, so I'm going to help you out. Here goes:
Different agencies look for different things. Find out what they look for. It amazes me the people who show up with no preparation. Spend some time and study the agency. You can get on the Internet and find population, crime stats, mission statement, special units etc. I guarantee they have some kind of website or social media that will give you a look into agency's accomplishments and special projects. Learn as much as you can about them. Bring up the things you would like to engage in as an officer.One of the advantages of advance preparation, is confidence; you'll go in knowing you've done everything possible to prepare.
Do not lie. I repeat, do not lie. If you wouldn't write your mother a ticket, don't say you would. That may be seen as a negative by some reviewers, but you don't want to work for an agency that expects you to lie. The fact is, no one would write their mom a ticket; unless they're a grade A, America hating douchenozzle. If you are a douchenozzle, and would write your mom a ticket, they deserve to know. If you would dime out a fellow officer for stealing something, raping a donkey whatever, tell them what you would do. You will be talking to some of the most lied to individuals on the planet, they'll smell lies on you like you shat yourself. Don't do that either.
Think about these things beforehand, and answer the damn question. Don't try to keep from giving the wrong answer by spitting out words and not saying anything.
At some point, you will get a sinking feeling that you are blowing it. See that as your opportunity to show the board how well you perform under stress. Stress is a normal, natural reaction. How you handle it, and respond, will set you apart.
Get your hair cut, shave, and wear a suit. Shake everyone'should hand and look them in the eye. When answering a question, sit up like you have some pride in yourself and look people in the eye.
Dora has ended. Time for dinner. I was going to PM this, but I decided to put it up here, why not.
If you have any questions, PM me. I may reply.
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Thank you very much for your response - it really is appreciated. My kids grew up on Dora and SpongeBob, and I have many memories of getting things done during those episodes.
As you requested a PM, I will do that too. But I have a few questions that I would like to ask and keeping this public may help someone else someday.
I think some background is in order here, so please allow me to share my experience so far as others entering the process might be able to take something from it. Every area is different, so their mileage may vary. First for me was a reality check: I am competing against people who are more qualified than I am for a limited number of spots. These guys (and girls) are 23-26 years old, most are former military and in fantastic physical shape. They are young, intelligent and driven. They likely have never been in handcuffs and most have a college degree. It doesn't hurt to remind myself that I am competing for a 6 figure job with full benefits and a multi-million dollar retirement. To lose sight of these realities would be a mistake. I understand that in some parts of the country law enforcement careers are almost poverty level - this isn't one of them. A local city recently had 2500+ applicants competing for 8 slots.
Knowing that I cannot compete on a physical or educational level has left me with few options. The interview is one of the areas I anticipate excelling in but I have some questions I was hoping you might help me with:
1. I honestly am having a bit of trouble in what I should be learning about the agency in question. There is only so much info available, and unlike other agencies, I don't know anyone employed by this particular one. In the interest of disclosure, the agency in question is a state wide one - the kind that patrols highways. In my state, they are the chief agency - and quite frankly I am surprised I have made it this far into their process. Any suggestions on which aspect of this type of agency I should be learning?
2. This will seem trivial, but I am glad you brought it up: I own a nice suit and was planning on wearing it. I get my hair cut neatly on a weekly basis. BUT - I have a very short, neatly trimmed full beard. I was wondering if it was in my best interest to shave it off for the interview or to make certain it was tidy? I did take note that the instructors and administrators of the test were all clean shaven.
3. The next step of my process is an individual interview (one on one type) before the background investigation begins. Oral boards come later if I pass the multitude of other steps between here and here. While I am comfortable with who I am, I just don't know what type of person they are looking for. I don't want to come across too eager and I don't want to come across as a robotic asshole. I manage a team at work and have a reputation as somewhat of a hard-ass (although personable because part of my job is in sales) and I don't know if I should maintain that part of my personality or lighten up for the interview?
Again, I greatly appreciate the time it took you to respond to my post and I hope to hear more from you.