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Posted: 1/1/2010 11:32:07 AM EDT
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Martial arts fail. "Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond. From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World's Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated. In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year. Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world. In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition." |
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Posted: 1/1/2010 11:33:44 AM EDT
[#2]
Chuck Norris would break techno viking
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Posted: 1/1/2010 11:39:51 AM EDT
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techno douche would break down and sob like a 12yr girl at the mere thought of having to take on THE ONE |
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Posted: 1/1/2010 11:46:16 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris was just a cheap ripoff of Clint Eastwood that knew Karate. Clint could still kick his ass and he is 80 years old.
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Posted: 1/1/2010 11:55:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:00:10 PM EDT
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Whoever that technoviking is, he was tanked up on something.
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:01:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:04:58 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm pretty sure Chuck's socks match.
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:05:04 PM EDT
[#9]
Chuck Norris would win.
.......and by the way.....  |
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:09:19 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/1/2010 12:12:58 PM EDT
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I'm gonna buck the trend and go with Techno Viking. Let's see Norris summon an army of euro trash kids to dance down the street behind him.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:01:57 AM EDT
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Chuck Norris would break techno viking 
Chuck dresses like he's going to a gay bar… 
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:06:14 AM EDT
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Love him or hate him, Norris would beat that PCP'd-up eurotrash back into reality.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:09:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:09:14 AM EDT
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Love him or hate him, Norris would beat that PCP'd-up eurotrash back into reality. 
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:10:00 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Chuck Norris would break techno viking http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg Chuck dresses like he's going to a gay bar…
That's so he can sneak into the Technoviking's workplace and kill him silently. |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:10:23 AM EDT
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do you have a thing for TechnoViking?
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:14:54 AM EDT
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l] So Chuck Norris is a FAG member? 
<FAG mode on> Indeed, Chuck Norris come over to our side when he became an actor… <FAG mode off> |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:17:09 AM EDT
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hmm never seen the org vid
I was hoping he was gonna pound the dude for body checking the blue haired girl |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:18:21 AM EDT
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hmm never seen the org vid I was hoping he was gonna pound the dude for body checking the blue haired girl He probably turned him to stone with that Evil Death Stare® |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:19:09 AM EDT
[#21]
Need me a pair of them shorts.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:20:35 AM EDT
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Quoted: Need me a pair of them shorts. just wear some cut off painters pants to a GWAR concert |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:23:16 AM EDT
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Technoviking's got the moves
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:26:34 AM EDT
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No. CHuck Norris doesn't dance, especially to techno
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:27:26 AM EDT
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Posted: 1/2/2010 12:32:58 AM EDT
[#26]
Technoviking has my vote.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 2:15:02 AM EDT
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I vote for Technoviking, dont mess with the big guy that has a Thor's Hammer around his neck.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 2:43:13 AM EDT
[#28]
Chuck is an actual martial arts master.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 2:51:58 AM EDT
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Chuck is an actual martial arts master. And? I used to work with a guy who was a middle ranking Dan in Karate… he got into a situation outside a bar and pulled all his moves, built like a brick shithouse biker dude hit him once, he fell over. |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 4:18:24 AM EDT
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techno douche would break down and sob like a 12yr girl at the mere thought of having to take on THE ONE Techno Viking calls out the one, but the one has pussied out… 
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Posted: 1/2/2010 4:22:30 AM EDT
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Well, Chuck Norris has an actual fight record.
But in reality they wouldn't kill each other. They'd team up and battle crime or something. |
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Posted: 1/2/2010 4:25:02 AM EDT
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Chuck would snap those mismatched socks wearing chicken legs like twigs.
Also, "who's harder?" What kinda ghey question is that?
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Posted: 1/2/2010 4:41:41 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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Chuck Norris would break techno viking http://reporting.journalism.ku.edu/fall08/adler-noland/assets_c/2008/12/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg Chuck dresses like he's going to a gay bar…
That's so he can sneak into the Technoviking's workplace and kill him silently.
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Posted: 1/2/2010 5:34:55 AM EDT
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Ich bin ein Berliner
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