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Posted: 12/18/2009 11:59:02 AM THE IMAGE ABOVE IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT What are some names that will get a kid made fun of in school? I'm talking about somewhat conventional names, not necessarily incredible ridiculous names. As an example of a ridiculous name, I know someone who recently (a year or two) named their kid Kanye. Great move, naming your kid after a famously retarded and rude individual. Another would be naming their kid Barrack, which I know was done a lot in the past year. Even if the parents are pro-socialist, they should have given consideration the possibility that he would be a failure, even in their eyes, and then they would have a kid named after him. It's short sighted, even for them.

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thebeekeeper1 Member Site Staff Joined: Mar 2001  IL, USA Posts: 67442 Feedback: 100% (17) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:12:27 PM I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.
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robplumm Member Joined: Feb 2009  GA, USA Posts: 1357 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:12:33 PM Harry....when your last name is Rump. Went to a football camp with a guy named Rump...swore he was going to name his kid Harry...
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craigsar15 Member Joined: Apr 2004  CO, USA Posts: 732 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:22:47 PM Don't saddle the kid with a long hard to spell name. Keep it simple and short.
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demobud Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2008  AL, USA Posts: 359 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:24:21 PM I went to school with a guy named Richard Head. No one called him "Dick". He was about 6'4" 250lbs.
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MUNG Member Joined: Nov 2007  UT, USA Posts: 312 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:24:31 PM If your last name is Beaver, don't name the kid Eaton.
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SISUltra Member Joined: Mar 2009  NM, USA Posts: 1186 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:25:19 PM Boy named Francis.
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Parke1 Reads much, posts little. Team Member Joined: Nov 2004  OH, USA Posts: 191 Feedback: 100% (19) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:25:56 PM In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner. Seriously.
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randy223 Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2001  MD, USA Posts: 262 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:26:36 PM There was a sign on a church in my city announcing a visit by Rev. Dick Bumpass
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:27:04 PM Guy I work with named his daughter Ryan after his buddy. I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him? How about Adam Manlove. Yikes, I felt bad for that kid. Not bad enough to make fun of him every change I got though. We also had an asian girl named Hour. It was pronounced to sound like Whore. Yes Whore. On the first day of class the teacher would say "Hour"? Pronounced like hours and minutes. She'd tell him to call her "Kim". He'd ask if he pronounced it correctly and she'd say "yeah, close enough, I just go by Kim". We had a few Bich's too. Cambodian named pronounced "Bit".

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SevenMaryThree Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2005  USA Posts: 10297 Feedback: 100% (17) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:27:42 PM Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.
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blindmice Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2007  NH, USA Posts: 1697 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:28:24 PM Went to a school with a kid whose full name was David Jr. Dick Pounder Total sketch ball.
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mynameisgeorgel Member Joined: Aug 2009  GA, USA Posts: 128 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:29:03 PM Originally Posted By DLaw: A boy named Sue or if you're a Roger Alan Wade fan, Sioux named boy
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Hojo Member Joined: Jun 2007  IN, USA Posts: 4914 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:30:00 PM Anything "unique" or "ethnic"
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AR15thur Defender of the Smarm Scroll Team Member Joined: Aug 2008  TN, USA Posts: 1333 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:30:34 PM [Last Edit: 12/18/2009 12:35:30 PM by AR15thur] I just had a friend name their daughter Olivia No big deal right? Their last name is Gardener ETA: Almost forgot one, I worked in a movie store as a teen, and there was customer whose name was North West. His son's name? Northeast West.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:31:00 PM Originally Posted By Angelshare1: Guy I work with named his daughter Ryan after his buddy. I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him? How about Adam Manlove. Yikes, I felt bad for that kid. Not bad enough to make fun of him every change I got though. We also had an asian girl named Hour. It was pronounced to sound like Whore. Yes Whore. On the first day of class the teacher would say "Hour"? Pronounced like hours and minutes. She'd tell him to call her "Kim". He'd ask if he pronounced it correctly and she'd say "yeah, close enough, I just go by Kim". We had a few Bich's too. Cambodian named pronounced "Bit". My daughters name is Ryanne.

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Headless_T_Gunner Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2001  TX, USA Posts: 4235 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:31:45 PM First name - Swordsman. Somebody actually named their boy that.
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Hamel Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2002  RI, USA Posts: 2478 Feedback: 100% (21) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:33:53 PM Originally Posted By Angelshare1: I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him? Had a physics teacher in HS last name Enis. 1st day, "My name is Mr. Enis. With an E like tennis. Not with an A like Anus." He was a cgreat teacher.
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Regency Member Joined: Dec 2007  TN, USA Posts: 3544 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:35:24 PM I know a Ben Dover.... stay that name really fast
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surveyor3 They're always after me lucky charms... Team Member Joined: Dec 2008  VA, USA Posts: 4693 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:36:51 PM Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding. Richard Cranium.
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California_Kid Team Member, Redneck, Hippie Team Member Joined: Jan 2001  CA, USA Posts: 21827 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:36:53 PM I have met two men of Mexican descent who are named Segundo, which literally translates as "second" (the ordinal number). Both have older brothers named Primero (first).
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Choadlywan Member Joined: Oct 2008  AZ, USA Posts: 488 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:37:37 PM There's a few... Dilworth (talked to him last night) Beauregard. Donald, if one's last name is Duck... (I find these to be quite common actually)
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surveyor3 They're always after me lucky charms... Team Member Joined: Dec 2008  VA, USA Posts: 4694 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:38:39 PM Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree: Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding. http://www.stanford.edu/~siegelr/tz/tz2006/dikdik.jpg Nice. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik_dik
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SevenMaryThree Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2005  USA Posts: 10299 Feedback: 100% (17) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:39:04 PM Strange names I have known personally - - Falcon Wister - Ian Wolfgang O'Brien - Dick Welfare
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bk40 Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2001  MS, USA Posts: 321 Feedback: 100% (21) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:40:10 PM I know a guy w/ last name van Winkle (he built my house). He & his 1st wife wife named their daughter Twinkle its no wonder so many kids kill their parents
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mcouey Member Joined: Apr 2008  TN, USA Posts: 216 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:40:41 PM Naming a boy Kelly has always bothered me. I've known several guys named Kelly, but it just seems like a girls name.
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TimJ Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2001  USA Posts: 12814 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:45:08 PM Colden Rainey. Real name. Sandy C. Shore (to be fair it was a married name)
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Cnacki77 Goonie Team Member Joined: Nov 2004  OH, USA Posts: 1343 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:46:01 PM Originally Posted By Parke1: In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner. Seriously. I had a music teacher named Harold Dick.............Harry Dick for short.
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Dr_Dickie Poking kooks with pointy sticks since 1981 Team Member Joined: Dec 2006  FL, USA Posts: 7548 Feedback: 100% (14) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:48:07 PM Originally Posted By SISUltra: Boy named Francis. That's my father's name!
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SW-14 Member Joined: Dec 2008  TX, USA Posts: 265 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:48:31 PM Some names at the schools I work at: - Nation - Orion
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ricko1 Nothing To See Here Team Member Joined: Jul 2008  NC, USA Posts: 415 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:48:32 PM I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle Donald and Ronald MacDonald
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mmsurber Member Joined: Jun 2007  TX, USA Posts: 2054 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:49:12 PM Originally Posted By andrasik: Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree: Strange names I have known personally - - Falcon Wister - Ian Wolfgang O'Brien - Dick Welfare What was his wife's name - Vagina Foodstamps?
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Shott8283 Let It Snow!!! Team Member Joined: Dec 2005  NY, USA Posts: 2267 Feedback: 100% (18) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:50:23 PM [Last Edit: 12/18/2009 12:51:25 PM by Shott8283] in bootcamp we had a kid with the last name Holder he graduated as a Pvt. yea Pvt Holder Originally Posted By ricko1: I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle Donald and Ronald MacDonald thats fucking funny .. say it quick. makes you giggle
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thebeekeeper1 Member Site Staff Joined: Mar 2001  IL, USA Posts: 67447 Feedback: 100% (17) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:50:47 PM Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: Originally Posted By SISUltra: Boy named Francis. That's my father's name! In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread.
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Dr_Dickie Poking kooks with pointy sticks since 1981 Team Member Joined: Dec 2006  FL, USA Posts: 7549 Feedback: 100% (14) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/18/2009 12:58:56 PM Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: Originally Posted By SISUltra: Boy named Francis. That's my father's name! In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread. As long as you spell it with an "I" he never had a problem with it (though it does sound feminine).
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:59:00 PM Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1: Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie: Originally Posted By SISUltra: Boy named Francis. That's my father's name! In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread. One of the most level headed, smartest guy's I ever worked with was named Francis. We called him "Mike".

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