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Posted: 12/18/2009 6:59:02 AM EST
What are some names that will get a kid made fun of in school?

I'm talking about somewhat conventional names, not necessarily incredible ridiculous names.

As an example of a ridiculous name, I know someone who recently (a year or two) named their kid Kanye. Great move, naming your kid after a famously retarded and rude individual. Another would be naming their kid Barrack, which I know was done a lot in the past year. Even if the parents are pro-socialist, they should have given consideration the possibility that he would be a failure, even in their eyes, and then they would have a kid named after him. It's short sighted, even for them.

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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:08:00 AM EST
My kids went to school with kids named: Classy, Wealthy and Orange.

For a boy, I always liked Hunter
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Harry....when your last name is Rump.

Went to a football camp with a guy named Rump...swore he was going to name his kid Harry...


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Don't saddle the kid with a long hard to spell name. Keep it simple and short.

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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:24:21 AM EST
I went to school with a guy named Richard Head. No one called him "Dick".

He was about 6'4" 250lbs.
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If your last name is Beaver, don't name the kid Eaton.

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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:25:19 AM EST
Boy named Francis.

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In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner.

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Guy I work with named his daughter Ryan after his buddy.

I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him?

How about Adam Manlove. Yikes, I felt bad for that kid. Not bad enough to make fun of him every change I got though.

We also had an asian girl named Hour. It was pronounced to sound like Whore. Yes Whore. On the first day of class the teacher would say "Hour"? Pronounced like hours and minutes. She'd tell him to call her "Kim". He'd ask if he pronounced it correctly and she'd say "yeah, close enough, I just go by Kim".

We had a few Bich's too. Cambodian named pronounced "Bit".


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Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.


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Went to a school with a kid whose full name was David Jr. Dick Pounder

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A boy named Sue


or if you're a Roger Alan Wade fan, Sioux named boy

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Anything "unique" or "ethnic"

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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:30:34 AM EST
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I just had a friend name their daughter Olivia

No big deal right?

Their last name is Gardener

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Almost forgot one, I worked in a movie store as a teen, and there was customer whose name was North West.
His son's name? Northeast West.
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Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Guy I work with named his daughter Ryan after his buddy.

I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him?

How about Adam Manlove. Yikes, I felt bad for that kid. Not bad enough to make fun of him every change I got though.

We also had an asian girl named Hour. It was pronounced to sound like Whore. Yes Whore. On the first day of class the teacher would say "Hour"? Pronounced like hours and minutes. She'd tell him to call her "Kim". He'd ask if he pronounced it correctly and she'd say "yeah, close enough, I just go by Kim".

We had a few Bich's too. Cambodian named pronounced "Bit".



My daughters name is Ryanne.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:31:45 AM EST
First name - Swordsman. Somebody actually named their boy that.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:33:53 AM EST

Originally Posted By Angelshare1:


I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him?




Had a physics teacher in HS last name Enis. 1st day, "My name is Mr. Enis. With an E like tennis. Not with an A like Anus." He was a cgreat teacher.


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I know a Ben Dover.... stay that name really fast

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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:36:51 AM EST
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.


Richard Cranium.
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I have met two men of Mexican descent who are named Segundo, which literally translates as "second" (the ordinal number).

Both have older brothers named Primero (first).

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There's a few...

Dilworth (talked to him last night)

Beauregard.

Donald, if one's last name is Duck... (I find these to be quite common actually)


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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:38:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

http://www.stanford.edu/~siegelr/tz/tz2006/dikdik.jpg


Nice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik_dik
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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:39:04 AM EST
Strange names I have known personally -

- Falcon Wister

- Ian Wolfgang O'Brien

- Dick Welfare

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I know a guy w/ last name van Winkle (he built my house). He & his 1st wife wife named their daughter Twinkle




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Naming a boy Kelly has always bothered me. I've known several guys named Kelly, but it just seems like a girls name.

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Went to school with a Justen Case.
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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:42:02 AM EST
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Strange names I have known personally -

- Falcon Wister

- Ian Wolfgang O'Brien

- Dick Welfare



What was his wife's name - Vagina Foodstamps?
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not a pick on me name...

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Beauregard.



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In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner.

Seriously.

I had a music teacher named Harold Dick.............Harry Dick for short.

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Richard Gozinya
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Harold Balzac
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On a serious note My wife really did go to school with someone named Landa Paradise.
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Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!
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Some names at the schools I work at:

- Nation
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I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle

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Originally Posted By andrasik:
Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:
Strange names I have known personally -

- Falcon Wister

- Ian Wolfgang O'Brien

- Dick Welfare



What was his wife's name - Vagina Foodstamps?



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in bootcamp we had a kid with the last name Holder


he graduated as a Pvt.


yea


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Originally Posted By ricko1:
I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle

Donald and Ronald MacDonald



thats fucking funny .. say it quick. makes you giggle
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Read an article recently about kids with "odd" names being much more likely to end up in jail than kids with "normal" names. They thought it was due to being teased as a child and having a negative view of society.




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There was a girl in my high school named Chastity Sheets.

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Link Posted: 12/18/2009 7:58:56 AM EST

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Originally Posted By SISUltra:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!


In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread.
As long as you spell it with an "I" he never had a problem with it (though it does sound feminine).

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Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:

Originally Posted By SISUltra:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!


In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread.


One of the most level headed, smartest guy's I ever worked with was named Francis. We called him "Mike".
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