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Posted: 12/18/2009 11:59:02 AM
What are some names that will get a kid made fun of in school?

I'm talking about somewhat conventional names, not necessarily incredible ridiculous names.

As an example of a ridiculous name, I know someone who recently (a year or two) named their kid Kanye. Great move, naming your kid after a famously retarded and rude individual. Another would be naming their kid Barrack, which I know was done a lot in the past year. Even if the parents are pro-socialist, they should have given consideration the possibility that he would be a failure, even in their eyes, and then they would have a kid named after him. It's short sighted, even for them.

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:08:00 PM
My kids went to school with kids named: Classy, Wealthy and Orange.

For a boy, I always liked Hunter
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:09:15 PM
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:11:17 PM
A boy named Sue
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:12:27 PM
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:12:33 PM
Harry....when your last name is Rump.

Went to a football camp with a guy named Rump...swore he was going to name his kid Harry...

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:13:15 PM
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:22:47 PM
Don't saddle the kid with a long hard to spell name. Keep it simple and short.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:24:21 PM
I went to school with a guy named Richard Head. No one called him "Dick".

He was about 6'4" 250lbs.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:24:31 PM
If your last name is Beaver, don't name the kid Eaton.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:25:19 PM
Boy named Francis.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:25:56 PM
In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner.

Seriously.

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:26:36 PM
There was a sign on a church in my city announcing a visit by Rev. Dick Bumpass
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:27:04 PM
Guy I work with named his daughter Ryan after his buddy.

I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him?

How about Adam Manlove. Yikes, I felt bad for that kid. Not bad enough to make fun of him every change I got though.

We also had an asian girl named Hour. It was pronounced to sound like Whore. Yes Whore. On the first day of class the teacher would say "Hour"? Pronounced like hours and minutes. She'd tell him to call her "Kim". He'd ask if he pronounced it correctly and she'd say "yeah, close enough, I just go by Kim".

We had a few Bich's too. Cambodian named pronounced "Bit".

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:27:42 PM

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.


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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:28:24 PM
Went to a school with a kid whose full name was David Jr. Dick Pounder

Total sketch ball.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:29:03 PM
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A boy named Sue


or if you're a Roger Alan Wade fan, Sioux named boy
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:29:09 PM
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:30:00 PM
Anything "unique" or "ethnic"
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:30:34 PM
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I just had a friend name their daughter Olivia

No big deal right?

Their last name is Gardener

ETA:
Almost forgot one, I worked in a movie store as a teen, and there was customer whose name was North West.
His son's name? Northeast West.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:31:00 PM

Originally Posted By Angelshare1:
Guy I work with named his daughter Ryan after his buddy.

I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him?

How about Adam Manlove. Yikes, I felt bad for that kid. Not bad enough to make fun of him every change I got though.

We also had an asian girl named Hour. It was pronounced to sound like Whore. Yes Whore. On the first day of class the teacher would say "Hour"? Pronounced like hours and minutes. She'd tell him to call her "Kim". He'd ask if he pronounced it correctly and she'd say "yeah, close enough, I just go by Kim".

We had a few Bich's too. Cambodian named pronounced "Bit".



My daughters name is Ryanne.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:31:45 PM
First name - Swordsman. Somebody actually named their boy that.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:33:53 PM

Originally Posted By Angelshare1:


I remember a kid named Enis. Guess what we called him?




Had a physics teacher in HS last name Enis. 1st day, "My name is Mr. Enis. With an E like tennis. Not with an A like Anus." He was a cgreat teacher.

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:35:24 PM
I know a Ben Dover.... stay that name really fast
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:36:51 PM
Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.


Richard Cranium.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:36:53 PM
I have met two men of Mexican descent who are named Segundo, which literally translates as "second" (the ordinal number).

Both have older brothers named Primero (first).
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:37:37 PM
There's a few...

Dilworth (talked to him last night)

Beauregard.

Donald, if one's last name is Duck... (I find these to be quite common actually)

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:38:39 PM
Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
I know a guy named Richard. His last name is "Dick." NOT kidding.

http://www.stanford.edu/~siegelr/tz/tz2006/dikdik.jpg


Nice.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik_dik
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:39:04 PM
Strange names I have known personally -

- Falcon Wister

- Ian Wolfgang O'Brien

- Dick Welfare

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:40:10 PM
I know a guy w/ last name van Winkle (he built my house). He & his 1st wife wife named their daughter Twinkle




its no wonder so many kids kill their parents


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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:40:41 PM
Naming a boy Kelly has always bothered me. I've known several guys named Kelly, but it just seems like a girls name.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:41:59 PM
Went to school with a Justen Case.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:42:02 PM
Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:
Strange names I have known personally -

- Falcon Wister

- Ian Wolfgang O'Brien

- Dick Welfare



What was his wife's name - Vagina Foodstamps?
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:43:17 PM
not a pick on me name...

James Allouicious Nash Courville the 3rd.

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There's a few...

Beauregard.



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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:45:08 PM
Colden Rainey. Real name.

Sandy C. Shore (to be fair it was a married name)
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:46:01 PM

Originally Posted By Parke1:
In middle school we had a guidance counselor named, and I will swear on a stack of bibles that this is true, Harry Boner.

Seriously.

I had a music teacher named Harold Dick.............Harry Dick for short.

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:46:09 PM
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Richard Gozinya
Mike Litoris
Harold Balzac
Jack Meihoff


On a serious note My wife really did go to school with someone named Landa Paradise.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:48:07 PM

Originally Posted By SISUltra:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:48:31 PM
Some names at the schools I work at:

- Nation
- Orion

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:48:32 PM
I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle

Donald and Ronald MacDonald
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:49:12 PM
Originally Posted By andrasik:
Originally Posted By SevenMaryThree:
Strange names I have known personally -

- Falcon Wister

- Ian Wolfgang O'Brien

- Dick Welfare



What was his wife's name - Vagina Foodstamps?


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in bootcamp we had a kid with the last name Holder


he graduated as a Pvt.


yea


Pvt Holder



Originally Posted By ricko1:
I know two brothers whos names always made me giggle

Donald and Ronald MacDonald



thats fucking funny .. say it quick. makes you giggle
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:50:47 PM
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:

Originally Posted By SISUltra:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!


In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:53:04 PM
One of my customer's names is Jan...he reminds me of that Johnny cash song, as he's a scrapper
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Worked with a woman named Toi Register, fwiw. (pronouncde like toy)

Read an article recently about kids with "odd" names being much more likely to end up in jail than kids with "normal" names. They thought it was due to being teased as a child and having a negative view of society.




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There was a girl in my high school named Chastity Sheets.
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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:58:56 PM

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:

Originally Posted By SISUltra:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!


In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread.
As long as you spell it with an "I" he never had a problem with it (though it does sound feminine).

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Posted: 12/18/2009 12:59:00 PM

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:
Originally Posted By Dr_Dickie:

Originally Posted By SISUltra:
Boy named Francis.

That's my father's name!


In decades past it was a common man's name. Nothing "bad" about it at all. I don't understand why it would be in this thread.


One of the most level headed, smartest guy's I ever worked with was named Francis. We called him "Mike".
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