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ThePitbullofLove Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2005  NC, USA Posts: 3655 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:29:42 PM Originally Posted By LinggrrLonggrr: Originally Posted By Lootie23: I may need the mods to rescue me at some point. Is someone standing by???? Spartanatheart, is that you?
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cactoman Member Joined: Jul 2008  WA, USA Posts: 249 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:31:29 PM Oh what the hell... IN
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Dilbert_556 When did ignorance become a point of view? Team Member Joined: Mar 2003  IL, USA Posts: 13243 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:36:36 PM Originally Posted By cactoman: Oh what the hell... IN With or without lube?
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Harvster NRA life member Team Member Joined: Feb 2009  TN, USA Posts: 3979 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:36:52 PM Waiting for SYSTEM MESSAGE lulz.
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HiredHitman Member Joined: Nov 2008  MN, USA Posts: 1120 Feedback: 100% (7) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:38:33 PM Originally Posted By Harvster: Waiting for SYSTEM MESSAGE lulz. You too?
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Hooligan30 Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2009  TX, USA Posts: 183 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:38:54 PM IS ANYONE ELSE PAYING ATTENTION TO SOME OF THE USER NAMES IN THIS THREAD????? DDiggler LinggrrLonggrr LOL...names full of WIN for this thread
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dsteelman Member Joined: Nov 2009  OH, USA Posts: 388 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:41:50 PM IBTL
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Hooligan30 Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2009  TX, USA Posts: 184 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 5:44:36 PM IBTL - In Before The Lock or IBTL - In Before The Lube
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Pro-Hunt Member Joined: Mar 2009  NE, USA Posts: 306 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:02:36 PM Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so.
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SultanOfBrunei Member Joined: Feb 2008  MN, USA Posts: 3766 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:07:06 PM
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Mugbug Member Joined: Dec 2006  CO, USA Posts: 678 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:24:35 PM This will not end well.....
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dropbass Member Joined: Apr 2006  FL, USA Posts: 3582 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:28:36 PM Originally Posted By the_ak_kid: Astroglide. Seriously. +1 - that stuff rocks
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tripleplay Member Joined: Nov 2009  USA Posts: 83 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:33:45 PM Originally Posted By CBcap: Screwing for 13 hours, huh? Scratch my previous suggestion. You need to install grease zerks, and coat with NeverSeize. What torque spec are you using? Why, the one that busts a nut of course!
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Posted: 12/14/2009 6:35:52 PM Originally Posted By Zhukov: Originally Posted By Lootie23: Originally Posted By Zhukov: Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.) Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale.

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justsayin *%#& you, I'm a kittycat! Team Member Joined: Sep 2007  AL, USA Posts: 4926 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:37:35 PM Dude.......
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Switchh Member Joined: Aug 2009  ME, USA Posts: 28 Feedback: 100% (7) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:40:45 PM + + =
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paul1911 Member Life Member Joined: Nov 2004  MO, USA Posts: 1058 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 6:50:12 PM Originally Posted By Zhukov: Originally Posted By DV8: http://home.comcast.net/~bemeehan/uploaded_images/list-792370.jpg The Zima on your shopping list should have been the first clue. ZIMA!
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popnfresh Member Joined: Oct 2005  TX, USA Posts: 683 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:05:18 PM [Last Edit: 12/14/2009 7:06:44 PM by popnfresh] Ideal ClearGlide® Wire Pulling Lubricant $5 a quart at Lowes, same as water based "personal lubricants"
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CWO Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2001  MD, USA Posts: 17320 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:06:35 PM Originally Posted By mcnielsen: Militec-1 ZMax will embed itself in your penis and make it permanently more lubricated. This only works, unfortunately, if your penis is made of steel.
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Retic Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2007  FL, USA Posts: 2024 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:07:01 PM in
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Marksman14 Member Team Member Joined: Mar 2001  IL, USA Posts: 11586 Feedback: 100% (124) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:13:40 PM If shes drying up on you, you're doin it wrong
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FZ1Steve Member Joined: Jan 2006  TN, USA Posts: 2422 Feedback: 100% (5) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:16:16 PM Mobile 1
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RarestRX Papa Bear Team Member Joined: Jul 2006  PA, USA Posts: 7665 Feedback: 100% (6) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:23:32 PM I thought this thread was about wheel bearing grease that didn't catch on fire...
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Dragracer Member Team Member Joined: May 2009  KS, USA Posts: 751 Feedback: 100% (3) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:31:15 PM Apply the lube before all of the parts are rubbed raw to prevent burning.
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Jeff4187 Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2009  LA, USA Posts: 404 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:35:25 PM Anything more than 2-4 minutes is just showing off.
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FLaviator Member Joined: Dec 2006  FL, USA Posts: 1078 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:38:31 PM In!!! Potentially epic here.
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Lootie23 Member Team Member Joined: May 2009  LA, USA Posts: 1007 Feedback: 100% (8) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:45:18 PM Originally Posted By Pro-Hunt: Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so. Dude, that hurts.
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Dilbert_556 When did ignorance become a point of view? Team Member Joined: Mar 2003  IL, USA Posts: 13246 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:48:06 PM Originally Posted By Lootie23: Originally Posted By Pro-Hunt: Don't waste your money on lube when you don't have to. All you need to do is tape a picture of a good looking guy over your face so she stays horny for more than a minute or so. Dude, that hurts. Worse than a road rashed johnson?
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andrasik Don't tax me bro! Team Member Joined: Jul 2006  KS, USA Posts: 7722 Feedback: 100% (15) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:49:04 PM Originally Posted By Jeff4187: Anything more than 2-4 minutes is just showing off.
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Lootie23 Member Team Member Joined: May 2009  LA, USA Posts: 1009 Feedback: 100% (8) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:49:27 PM As bad as carpet burn.
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mEnTL32 Member Joined: Apr 2008  OR, USA Posts: 854 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:52:14 PM Slippery Stuff
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Lootie23 Member Team Member Joined: May 2009  LA, USA Posts: 1010 Feedback: 100% (8) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:53:18 PM Okay, I've got some ideas now. Thanks guys. Nothing more to see here. We can let this die before night crew gets a hold of it. pls?
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Jeff4187 Member Team Member Joined: Oct 2009  LA, USA Posts: 406 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:53:49 PM Originally Posted By andrasik: Originally Posted By Jeff4187: Anything more than 2-4 minutes is just showing off. WTF, that's the same face my wife makes when I say that to her.
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Bob243 Member Joined: Jun 2001  PA, USA Posts: 5338 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:56:54 PM [Last Edit: 12/14/2009 10:46:33 PM by Bob243] Mix the following Beeswax 2 oz. Castor Oil 8 oz. Murphy's Oil Soap 1 oz.
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GLOCKshooter MonkeyDog Team Member Joined: Jan 2001  USA Posts: 5917 Feedback: 100% (6) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 7:57:36 PM Willy: What the hell you need ball bearings for? Fletch: Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. Fletch: Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.
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Posted: 12/14/2009 9:05:28 PM Originally Posted By GLOCKshooter: Willy:What the hell you need ball bearings for? Fletch:Awww, come on guys, it's so simple. Maybe you need a refresher course. Fletch:Hey! It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valvewith some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads. And I'm gonna need 'bout tenquarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that QuakerState. I had a friend who said that aaaaaaaaaaallllll the time. I could never place what movie it was and he couldn't even remember, lol.

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skunk-ape Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  TX, USA Posts: 177 Feedback: 100% (2) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:08:11 PM have yourself powder coated
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hobbsar Member Team Member Joined: Feb 2008  NM, USA Posts: 3682 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:08:27 PM Rub your stick with bacon.
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Couch-Commando Wildcats can kiss my Pitchfork!!! Team Member Joined: May 2005  AZ, USA Posts: 8867 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post

Posted: 12/14/2009 9:10:03 PM [Last Edit: 12/14/2009 9:11:44 PM by Couch-Commando] Originally Posted By Lootie23: Sometimes after 30 minutes or so, friction burns start to come on. The KY seems to leave a burning sensation on the sides of the penis, mostly at the base, making sex uncomfortable. Anyone use anything that doesn't burn like fire? I live with the burn. Still more pleasant than going without the lube. ETA: I think it's a lube inside the condom issue. I put lube in the condom. If I don't, it's painful. My GF takes care of the rest.

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E-Mag Member Team Member Joined: Nov 2008  MN, USA Posts: 911 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:13:14 PM Actually this stuff is good Gun oil they have both silicone and water based versions. OR If you believe every thig is better with bacon LINK
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jim Member Joined: Jan 2001  CO, USA Posts: 2699 Feedback: 100% (89) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:15:55 PM mix lube with some cocoa butter.
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kap_x Uncle Grandpa Team Member Joined: Nov 2006  GA, USA Posts: 18385 Feedback: 100% (4) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:28:02 PM [Last Edit: 12/14/2009 9:29:22 PM by kap_x] Just get a turkey baster or one of those ear-cleaning bulbs and fill it with astroglide. After a while, give it a squirt and keep on going. Use a 12ga shell to plug yourself up if you start leaking after the switch-off
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WayneD Member Team Member Joined: Aug 2002  VA, USA Posts: 2183 Feedback: 100% (27) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:35:29 PM [Last Edit: 12/14/2009 9:36:53 PM by WayneD] Buy in quantity.......
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TexRdnec Smartass Cracker Team Member Joined: Dec 2002  TX, USA Posts: 12230 Feedback: 100% (51) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:39:06 PM Originally Posted By Lootie23: Okay, I've got some ideas now. Thanks guys. Nothing more to see here. We can let this die before night crew gets a hold of it. pls?
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CBcap Member Joined: Sep 2009  CA, USA Posts: 69 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 9:42:38 PM "Just get a turkey baster..." I couldn't read any more after this! EPIC WIN
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Molon-Labe Non-perfidious saucy wench Team Member Joined: Sep 2007  NV, USA Posts: 8445 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 10:07:16 PM Originally Posted By DV8: http://home.comcast.net/~bemeehan/uploaded_images/list-792370.jpg I see the anal lube is right after the Zima, just like in real life! OP: Astroglide
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Posted: 12/14/2009 10:13:23 PM Originally Posted By Zhukov: Originally Posted By Lootie23: Originally Posted By Zhukov: Is this a pathetic attempt to display your male prowess? Can a woman even maintain natural lubrication for that long? I know this is Arfcom and all, where all guys actively hump their women for 3 hours straight without stopping, but seriously... Dude, I said 30 minutes not 3 hours. And if a woman could maintain natural lube that long I wouldn't be asking. Just saying: Dr. Irwin Goldstein, editor of the Journal of Sexual Medicine, cited afour-week study of 1,500 couples in 2005 that found the median time forsexual intercourse was 7.3 minutes. (Women were armed with stopwatches.) Source It says the optimal time is 3 to 13 minutes. God willing, I'll eventually make those extra two minutes and I'll be on the low end of the optimal scale. http://sexuality.about.com/od/anatomyresponse/a/average_penis.htm Then you'll just need to work on those extra 2" and you'll be golden!

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Hmann Member Joined: Nov 2009  AR, USA Posts: 42 Feedback: 100% (1) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 10:20:20 PM what the hell, IBTL
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JarheadPatriot I got kicked out of recess, 'cause I don't play! Team Member Joined: Jan 2006  OH, USA Posts: 6156 Feedback: 0% (0) Link To This Post	Posted: 12/14/2009 10:23:56 PM I made it!
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