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Posted: 9/22/2014 11:36:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This has to be Satyr... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Are people truly that fucking stupid?  Friend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real. He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... Neigh, it's all true.
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Posted: 9/22/2014 11:38:28 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This one made me lol: Facebook Racist! http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/facebook-racist-much-.jpg  |
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Posted: 9/22/2014 11:39:34 PM EDT
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Are people truly that fucking stupid? Friend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real. He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... No. True story. Guys got issues. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 1:48:00 AM EDT
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No. True story. Guys got issues. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are people truly that fucking stupid? Friend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real. He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... No. True story. Guys got issues. Rein it in buddy, rein it in. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 1:50:37 AM EDT
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Rein it in buddy, rein it in. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Are people truly that fucking stupid? Friend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real. He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... No. True story. Guys got issues. Rein it in buddy, rein it in. He'd probably have to do the right thing by her father and mare-y her. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 8:22:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryFriend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real.
He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. Quote HistoryFriend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real.
He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... No. True story. Guys got issues.
Rein it in buddy, rein it in.
He'd probably have to do the right thing by her father and mare-y her. Whoa Nelly! sex is one thing, but mare-age is a horse of a different color. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 8:51:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoa Nelly! sex is one thing, but mare-age is a horse of a different color. Quote HistoryQuoted: Friend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real. He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... No. True story. Guys got issues. Rein it in buddy, rein it in. He'd probably have to do the right thing by her father and mare-y her. Whoa Nelly! sex is one thing, but mare-age is a horse of a different color. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 8:54:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Whoa Nelly! sex is one thing, but mare-age is a horse of a different color. Quote HistoryQuoted: Friend of mine screwed a horse when he was a kid. The mare ended up pregnant for real. He almost killed it since he was afraid the foal would look like him. True story. This has to be Satyr... No. True story. Guys got issues. Rein it in buddy, rein it in. He'd probably have to do the right thing by her father and mare-y her. Whoa Nelly! sex is one thing, but mare-age is a horse of a different color. When's the bridle shower? Glad to hear he's in a stable relationship though  |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 10:15:49 PM EDT
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Posted: 9/23/2014 10:18:50 PM EDT
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I fucking hate you guys. Full of Whinny. |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 10:40:13 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: When's the bridle shower? Glad to hear he's in a stable relationship though |
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Posted: 9/23/2014 10:42:04 PM EDT
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I fucking hate you guys. Full of Whinny. don't Flicka him the finger, it might trip his Trigger and force him to Ed(ucate) others about dealing with Neigh(gativity) 
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Posted: 9/24/2014 9:27:13 AM EDT
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Hay!Hay!Hay! Enough equestrian with the horse puns.
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Posted: 9/24/2014 9:57:49 AM EDT
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I think at this point, we are just beating a dead horse.
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Posted: 9/24/2014 10:09:16 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/24/2014 1:17:21 PM EDT
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I think at this point, we are just beating a dead horse. Wouldn't that be sadomasochistic, bestial, necrophilia. |
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Posted: 9/24/2014 1:52:46 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2014 9:06:09 PM EDT
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Wouldn't that be sadomasochistic, bestial, necrophilia. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I think at this point, we are just beating a dead horse. Wouldn't that be sadomasochistic, bestial, necrophilia. No one said you had to fuck the horse. sicko |
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Posted: 9/25/2014 10:35:29 PM EDT
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I think at this point, we are just beating a dead horse. Wouldn't that be sadomasochistic, bestial, necrophilia. No one said you had to fuck the horse. sicko This is the problem with the 5 quote limit. It wasn't me: 
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Posted: 10/15/2014 6:04:49 PM EDT
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Cant let thread die
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Posted: 10/15/2014 6:10:51 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/15/2014 6:12:32 PM EDT
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doesnt get much more awkward than this
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Posted: 10/16/2014 1:01:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryMuch sadness, very fucked |
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Posted: 10/17/2014 12:07:53 AM EDT
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Much sadness, very fucked No, very not fucked. Hence the problem. |
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Posted: 10/17/2014 3:01:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/18/2014 8:26:16 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOh lord. Filthy whores. Nice body on her tho |
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Posted: 10/18/2014 8:50:01 AM EDT
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Oh lord. Filthy whores. Nice body on her tho In her defense, she didn't try to take a guy home this time. |
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Posted: 10/18/2014 9:06:37 AM EDT
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Oh lord. Filthy whores. Nice body on her tho In her defense, she didn't try to take a guy home this time. I had a female roommate in college. She was more into the hallway booty calls than I was. |
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Posted: 10/18/2014 10:30:59 AM EDT
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I got a kick out of this one. Not sure if I've posted it before or not.
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Posted: 10/18/2014 10:54:58 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/18/2014 1:12:51 PM EDT
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I got a kick out of this one. Not sure if I've posted it before or not. http://i.imgur.com/iQF56Dz.png?1 On the rare occasion I go into one of those places, there is usually at least one person working there that has reached the maximum potential. |
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Posted: 11/2/2014 11:34:35 PM EDT
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great stuff!
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Posted: 11/10/2014 5:24:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/1/2014 11:35:37 AM EDT
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Edited...VA-gunnut
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Posted: 12/1/2014 2:07:04 PM EDT
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wow
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Posted: 12/1/2014 2:21:22 PM EDT
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You guys have never heard of the completely fucked up women who do tributes, birthday parties, etc. for their stillborn children? Something Awful used to mess with them hardcore back in the day. I had a mental case that worked for me that did that. Said that she fished it out of the toilet, named it and has birthday parties for it. She said it was the size of a peanut. She then got tattoos of what she thought it would look like when it was born. I knew an OB/GYN who told me the story of a lady who had a late term miscarriage. She was so messed up she started inserting kittens into her vagina because she missed the feeling of something moving around inside her. Well, it got bad because one of the dead kittens ended up getting stuck and she couldn't get it out.  Yo dawg, I put a pussy in your pussy... I lost hard here
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Posted: 12/1/2014 2:29:34 PM EDT
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wow It's honestly hard to believe any text on the internet. Almost everything in this thread can be faked. Photographic WTF is more difficult to fake and easier to spot but I can convincingly change the text in a screen shot with my hands tied behind my back. |
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Posted: 12/1/2014 2:49:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/he-must-be-stopped.jpg http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Lets-name-it.jpg Seriously, people?!?!? Do we need to create a BOTD style rule for this thread??? NO FREELOADING!!! How many times do I see somebody replied to the thread, but alas... No new content! What a let down each & every time! |
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Posted: 12/1/2014 5:19:06 PM EDT
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I think I know that chick on the left... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/he-must-be-stopped.jpg http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Lets-name-it.jpg Seriously, people?!?!? Do we need to create a BOTD style rule for this thread??? NO FREELOADING!!! How many times do I see somebody replied to the thread, but alas... No new content! What a let down each & every time! Send her a text and tell her to shut the fuck up then! |
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Posted: 12/1/2014 5:40:09 PM EDT
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Ezekiel 23. ESV 1 The word of the LORD came to me: 2 "Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother. 3 They played the whore in Egypt; they played the whore in their youth; there their breasts were pressed and their virgin bosoms handled. 4 Oholah was the name of the elder and Oholibah the name of her sister. They became mine, and they bore sons and daughters. As for their names, Oholah is Samaria, and Oholibah is Jerusalem. 5 "Oholah played the whore while she was mine, and she lusted after her lovers the Assyrians, warriors 6 clothed in purple, governors and commanders, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding on horses. 7 She bestowed her whoring upon them, the choicest men of Assyria all of them, and she defiled herself with all the idols of everyone after whom she lusted. 8 She did not give up her whoring that she had begun in Egypt; for in her youth men had lain with her and handled her virgin bosom and poured out their whoring lust upon her. 9 Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, after whom she lusted. 10 These uncovered her nakedness; they seized her sons and her daughters; and as for her, they killed her with the sword; and she became a byword among women, when judgment had been executed on her. 11 "Her sister Oholibah saw this, and she became more corrupt than her sister in her lust and in her whoring, which was worse than that of her sister. 12 She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and commanders, warriors clothed in full armor, horsemen riding on horses, all of them desirable young men. 13 And I saw that she was defiled; they both took the same way. 14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion, 15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. 16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. 19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. 21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts." Quote HistoryQuoted:
Ezekiel 23. ESV 1 The word of the LORD came to me: 2 "Son of man, there were two women, the daughters of one mother. 3 They played the whore in Egypt; they played the whore in their youth; there their breasts were pressed and their virgin bosoms handled. 4 Oholah was the name of the elder and Oholibah the name of her sister. They became mine, and they bore sons and daughters. As for their names, Oholah is Samaria, and Oholibah is Jerusalem. 5 "Oholah played the whore while she was mine, and she lusted after her lovers the Assyrians, warriors 6 clothed in purple, governors and commanders, all of them desirable young men, horsemen riding on horses. 7 She bestowed her whoring upon them, the choicest men of Assyria all of them, and she defiled herself with all the idols of everyone after whom she lusted. 8 She did not give up her whoring that she had begun in Egypt; for in her youth men had lain with her and handled her virgin bosom and poured out their whoring lust upon her. 9 Therefore I delivered her into the hands of her lovers, into the hands of the Assyrians, after whom she lusted. 10 These uncovered her nakedness; they seized her sons and her daughters; and as for her, they killed her with the sword; and she became a byword among women, when judgment had been executed on her. 11 "Her sister Oholibah saw this, and she became more corrupt than her sister in her lust and in her whoring, which was worse than that of her sister. 12 She lusted after the Assyrians, governors and commanders, warriors clothed in full armor, horsemen riding on horses, all of them desirable young men. 13 And I saw that she was defiled; they both took the same way. 14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion, 15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea. 16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea. 17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust. 18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister. 19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt 20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses. 21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts." CBS cool bible story |
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Posted: 12/2/2014 7:46:42 AM EDT
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Are people truly that fucking stupid? You're talking about a woman who "experimented" with her husband and a horse and then confessed about it on facebook. Not sure what's stupider - wondering if the horse knocked her up, or letting all of her friends & family know she fucked a horse. |
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Posted: 12/4/2014 5:10:19 AM EDT
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Texting your ex;
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Posted: 12/5/2014 5:50:10 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2014 3:59:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 1/28/2015 10:04:20 PM EDT
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a former coworker just died from cancer complications, I think lung cancer
another former coworker posted about it to spread the word, and this gem came up 
I don't know the guy that posted that. I'm guessing he got hired after I was contracted onsite to one of our customers or he worked for the company that we shared a building with for a while. I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he didn't know the cause of death and didn't mean anything negative but I figured it fit this thread perfectly RIP |
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Posted: 2/4/2015 1:49:40 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/4/2015 1:59:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/4/2015 2:41:42 PM EDT
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So my curiosity was piqued. The answer is yes, or also commonly as Caribbean Canadians since that is where most come from.
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Posted: 2/4/2015 9:31:40 PM EDT
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facepalm the comments indicate it was originally posted in 2013, which also didn't have the two on the same day. One of my contacts shared it today |
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Posted: 2/4/2015 9:58:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/mikehunt234/aprilfool.jpg facepalm the comments indicate it was originally posted in 2013, which also didn't have the two on the same day. One of my contacts shared it today I had to go look.
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