If someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your wife one time, would you do it? - Page 3

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Posted: 6/27/2009 9:41:56 PM EDT

[#1]

I have friends who are swingers... it's not for me though.

Posted: 6/27/2009 9:51:40 PM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:

Quoted:
no way. my wife and i don't have sex for any reason.

I can relate.

If I had a million bucks I probably couldn't get into my own wife's pants.

My father is the same way. Why do you guys put up with that shit?

If you've already tried to be diplomatic, which I'm sure you have...

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Posted: 6/27/2009 10:02:40 PM EDT

[#3]

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Yeah.... all the people saying "no". As if they would just brush it off like nothing.

Yeah right, 1 million dollars is ALOT of money for a one-night stand. People say money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure as hell helps cure alot a financial stress.

For some of us, our sense of right and wrong is more important than a payday.

Would you give up your 2nd amendment rights, forever, everywhere, for 10 trillion dollars? If so, then money is more important than freedom to you, and you're no different than someone who would sell same rights for $1, you're merely more expensive. See the comparison now?

Posted: 6/27/2009 10:18:25 PM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:

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Yeah.... all the people saying "no". As if they would just brush it off like nothing.

Yeah right, 1 million dollars is ALOT of money for a one-night stand. People say money doesn't buy happiness, but it sure as hell helps cure alot a financial stress.

For some of us, our sense of right and wrong is more important than a payday.

Would you give up your 2nd amendment rights, forever, everywhere, for 10 trillion dollars? If so, then money is more important than freedom to you, and you're no different than someone who would sell same rights for $1, you're merely more expensive. See the comparison now?

For ten trillion, I could kill anyone I needed to with cruise missiles... I wouldn't even have to be around.

Posted: 6/27/2009 10:31:49 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I know, this is a very 1990's movie type question...but would you?

Well, I sleep with her all the time for free.

Sure, I'll take a mil to sleep with my wife.

Posted: 6/27/2009 10:41:20 PM EDT

[#6]

Not a chance in hell, that vow I took before God and Family and Her means more than just a bunch of empty words

Posted: 6/27/2009 11:13:54 PM EDT

[#7]

I'm not a pimp and my wife is NOT a whore for sale, anyone making that proposition would only buy themselves a shot to the chops!!!....

Posted: 6/28/2009 3:11:17 AM EDT

[#8]

I voted yes. I am not married.

I wonder if these things are correlated.

Posted: 6/28/2009 3:35:22 AM EDT

[#9]

Heck for a million dollars he can keep her!

Posted: 6/28/2009 3:39:31 AM EDT

[#10]

No, but I'd strongly consider trying to extort the bastard that made the offer into giving me the money anyways.

Posted: 6/28/2009 3:47:40 AM EDT

[#11]

They would have to certifiably nuts to pay for sex with my wife

ETA: I did vote no and my wife is quite attractive

. No pics though. She is all mine.Besides don't want the adolescent ARFCOMERS fapping to a pic of the Mrs.

Posted: 6/28/2009 4:01:43 AM EDT

[#12]

So 48.7% of the guys here would sell their wives for money? I guess that establishes their characters and what they think of their wives. It's then only a matter of determining the minimum cost.

Posted: 6/28/2009 5:57:34 AM EDT

[#13]

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Why is it that only the no's respond publicly?

My ex wife has been dead for almost a year. I'll help em shovel

Posted: 6/28/2009 6:18:55 AM EDT

[#14]

im preserving my life force

Posted: 6/28/2009 6:24:48 AM EDT

[#15]

If someone offered you a million dollars to sleep with your wife one time, would you do it?

I'd sleep with my wife for a million bucks, sure.

Posted: 6/28/2009 8:11:36 AM EDT

[#16]

Not just yes, but hell yes!

You realize if you properly invested that $ you'd never have to worry about money again?

I'd fluff him up for that much dough.

At least then we'd both be whores!

Posted: 6/28/2009 8:28:16 AM EDT

[#17]

Is this the most sharply divided poll in ARFCOM history?

Posted: 6/28/2009 8:58:10 AM EDT

[#18]

That's what I meant to say, too- my other post was a typo.

Quoted:

If I'm not fucking her, I may as well get something for letting some one else do it. Maybe it will kill what crawled up her and died.

Posted: 6/28/2009 12:53:00 PM EDT

[#19]

fuck no ...

micheal jackson was a millionaire ...

so were elvis and howard hughes ....

how the fuck did it work out for them?

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:02:41 PM EDT

[#20]

No way, no how.

A million bucks would fix any financial worries we have, but a million bucks won't buy me a wife as good as I've got.

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:03:21 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:

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It's adultry and a sin. You also become a pimp and your wife becomes a 'ho.

This doesn't really apply for a substantial minority who don't subscribe to such things, but I agree.

BTW, I'm single but if I were married and she was a beotch, you'd betcha I'd get my million.

Just as long as nobody is trying to explain how selling your wife once for $1M is any different than selling multiple girls for the same profit, only for $20 at a time.

Minority? I don't think that word means what you think it does. (most are responding with "take the money")

Look for the subject and context of the statement in question. You may need an external source to refute my point, as it has nothing to do with the poll in this thread.

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:03:46 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:
No. I did not marry a whore, high-priced or otherwise.

exactly...

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:06:30 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I'm not a pimp and my wife is NOT a whore for sale, anyone making that proposition would only buy themselves a shot to the chops!!!....

That's the way I see it. No amount of money can buy back self respect.

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:07:01 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Why is it that only the no's respond publicly?

My ex wife has been dead for almost a year. I'll help em shovel

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:09:48 PM EDT

[#25]

Wow - close race in the poll!!

YES - then take my million and find a nice stripper to date!...................................

I keed, I keed - Mrs Shark would kick my head right off my shoulders, then take my cool mill in the divorce and marry a younger more handsome man than me!.

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:13:56 PM EDT

[#26]

Hell Yeah ...

But all sales are final , you gotta keep the bitch

Posted: 6/28/2009 1:24:55 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:
Only if id be able to legally kill the guy after, otherwise i'd be haunted by the thought forever.

What about the guys who banged her before you were with her? I know it's not the same thing by any means, but are you haunted by that as well? Or was she supposedly a virgin when you met her?