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Posted: 12/31/2001 6:50:56 AM EDT
After Geraldo Rivera went to Afghanistan, I got to thinking... It would be good for the Denver area and bad for the Taliban if Dealin' Doug was sent to Afghanistan as a Special Forces operative.  He could perform some of his car dealership commercials as a means of breaking down prisoners and making them talk.

Plus, we'd get a break from that ugly face and irritating voice.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 6:54:51 AM EDT
[#1]
Yeah really......but wouldn't this be prohibited in some way by the Geneva Convention as "cruel and inhumane"?
Dealin' Doug's commercials are fun to dry fire at though ;)
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 9:23:05 AM EDT
[#2]
Yea, but Hannah we didn't sign it...and neither did the terr's.

I think it'll work. LOL
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 10:26:05 AM EDT
[#3]
Can we send him in his Rockies uniform and bat.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 11:10:57 AM EDT
[#4]
lmao, as long as you send "the shagman" and "orficer odell" with him as backup!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 3:32:50 PM EDT
[#5]
My choice would be that stupid Superman uniform he wears.  Course, he'd never get by the airport metal detectors without first amputating his hands.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 3:48:16 PM EDT
[#6]
I've been sitting in Evergreen the last several days & haven't seen this Doug!

Guess I've been lucky....or not watched enough TV.
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 3:56:39 PM EDT
[#7]
GB,

You need to watch more late night used car ads on the Denver stations. Ask who you are staying with, they'll know. Might not admit it. But they'll know. [:D]
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 4:29:42 PM EDT
[#8]
Send in Jake Jabs tigers to flush out the caves and tunnel complexes!
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 4:41:30 PM EDT
[#9]
Back in 91', I was living in Denver, and the wife and I go up to the great NW.

We stop off in Boise, ID for the night, turn on the T.V., and the first commerical is a Dealin' Doug commerical for a dealership he owns in Boise:

There are some things in life that you just can't get away from.

BTW, Shaggy gets on my nerves way more.

Jay
Arizona
Link Posted: 12/31/2001 5:02:05 PM EDT
[#10]
I agree on sending Dealin' Doug to help the War effort.  That Superman outfit has got to go!!!
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 1:45:31 AM EDT
[#11]
DEATH TO DEAL'N DOUG!!

DEATH TO SHAG MAN!!

and what the hell is lithia???

Pinkerton OUT!
Link Posted: 1/1/2002 7:03:24 PM EDT
[#12]
Tom Martino is going over there to be Geraldo Rivera's body double.

Dealing Doug sold out, I hope the new company fires him as their spokesman, along with Bonnie from O'Meara.

Link Posted: 1/1/2002 9:32:51 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
Yeah really......but wouldn't this be prohibited in some way by the Geneva Convention as "cruel and inhumane"?
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Dealin' Doug was not a signatory of the Geneva Convention.... so his crap is legal!

Kill your television! DaMan
Link Posted: 1/2/2002 5:24:56 AM EDT
[#14]
LMAO!!

I've always said, Colorado would be a much better state if we could get rid of MOST things in a 30 mile swath from Fort Collins to Pueblo.

SRM
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