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Quoted: LOL those things are fuckin monsters. I park next to them alot at the DFAC's and PX etc. I really really want to go bust one out and have some fun with them, gotta find a soldier dumb enough to let me have the keys. |
Your in luck. They don't have keys, just a toggle switch. Next time you see one unattended, hop in and go! |
find yourself a screwdriver and you can usually get in. i didnt see many vehicles other than ours that actually put a padlock in the combat locks. and as with every other military vehicle...there is padlocks on all doors and the turret hatch is left unlocked.
not that im advocating you snatching an unsecured vehicle for some joyriding...
my mrap was painfull to offroad with, especially for the gunner. you get beat to shit in the back and in the turret. at least in the back you are strapped in. ive had bruises just under my body armor where I ate the turret ring or face planted the .50. it will haul ass but you will pay for it if you hit a pothole or something. the driver and VC have it nice though, like a luxury truck. everyone used to fight over who got to drive. I was dedicated gunner/dismount so I never got any luxury out of it.
i had three vehicles in iraq. an abrams, a CAT 1 MRAP, and an 1151 humvee guntruck. on trips back to the FOB pulling up to the PX in a tank or mrap was always cool.