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2/23/2017 5:55:53 PM
Posted: 11/30/2001 1:58:52 PM EST
[Last Edit: 12/1/2001 5:25:25 PM EST by Yojimbo]
Here, for the first time ever, are revealed the secret mall insertion and infiltration techniques of the super elite commandos also known know as the "Mall Ninja". *** America's unsung HEROES!! *** [img]cqs.hypermart.net/pic36.jpg[/img] [img]cqs.hypermart.net/pic37.jpg[/img] [img]cqs.hypermart.net/pic38.jpg[/img] [img]cqs.hypermart.net/pic39.jpg[/img] [img]cqs.hypermart.net/pic40.jpg[/img] [img]cqs.hypermart.net/pic41.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 2:37:58 PM EST
These are clearly imposter, wannabe Mall Ninjas. Everyone knows that the Mall Ninja doesn't need ropes...he has anti-gravity wall climbing boots.
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 2:54:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/30/2001 2:46:38 PM EST by sfoo]
Originally Posted By dbrowne1: These are clearly imposter, wannabe Mall Ninjas. Everyone knows that the Mall Ninja doesn't need ropes...he has anti-gravity wall climbing boots.
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Duh....these pics are from MNU. Our Mall Ninjas must be able to move without there special boots before they are granted a pair to travese the mall walls with. Once this team graduates, they too will be equipped in a manner respectful of their trainig and experience.
Link Posted: 11/30/2001 4:01:51 PM EST
When do they get thier radios issued? Don't they train with live batteries in these type of drills??
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 6:01:49 AM EST
What's with the clueless slack-jawed woman in the fourth photo?
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 8:30:27 AM EST
wheres the suction cups?
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 9:52:17 AM EST
I love the "head-first" technique when he was going down the rope. Hehhehehehehhe. themao [chainsawkill]
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 10:07:33 AM EST
Mall Ninja dose not need to cover his face.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 10:50:46 AM EST
Originally Posted By JIH: What's with the clueless slack-jawed woman in the fourth photo?
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(Simulated) extraction of undesirable trailer-park resident from (simulated) Victoria's Secret.
Link Posted: 12/1/2001 5:33:08 PM EST
"(Simulated) extraction of undesirable trailer-park resident from (simulated) Victoria's Secret. " Jeez!!! ROFLMAO!!! [beer]
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