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Posted: 11/26/2001 7:31:23 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/26/2001 7:37:19 PM EDT
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The Saudi Ambassador to the U.N. has just finished giving a speech and walks out into the lobby where he meets his American counterpart.
They shake hands and as they walk the Saudi says, "You know, I have just one question about what I have seen in America."  The American says, "Well your Excellency, anything I can do to help you I will do."  The Saudi whispers, "My son watches this show 'Star Trek' and in it
there are Russians and Blacks and Asians, but never any Arabs.  He is very upset. He doesn't understand why there are never any Arabs in
Star Trek."  The American laughs,  leans over and says:  "That's because it takes place in the future."
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On a Greyhound bus headed who knows where, three strangers meet and start conversing about the recent worldly events. The strangers were of varying cultures. One was a native American. Another was a West Texan cowboy from
Lubbock. The third person was a devout Muslim. During their conversation, they began to discuss their cultural history.  The native American stated "once my people were many, now we are few."  The Muslim then chimed in and said "once my people were few and now we are many."  The Texan cowboy looked at the Muslim and said with a sly grin "that's cause we ain't played cowboys and Muslims yet.
Link Posted: 11/26/2001 7:40:29 PM EDT
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