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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 10/18/2001 6:10:23 PM EDT
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the ass by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business. I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:12:33 PM EDT
Your tired of the stupid e-mails to huh?
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 6:12:51 PM EDT
Dude, send that to my mother in law... she forwards all that crap, even after i sent her the hoax site link
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 7:05:51 PM EDT
Yep, I am sick and tired of all of the hoaxes. I wish people would get smart and think before instead of jumping to conclusions over a little bit of talcum or sheetrock dust.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 7:20:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 7:20:27 PM EDT
I think I know that guy!
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 7:28:14 PM EDT
ROFLMAO I just sent that to my grandmother....hahaha she send me all those forwards about all that crap...this should really get her going... hmmmm, what is she believes it...she is sorta' old...and believes about anything... oh well...still funny medcop
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 8:09:33 PM EDT
LOL! Yesterday at work, a friend of mine pulled me aside. He started telling this long and very complicated story of his wife's sister's friend who used to date an Afghani who disappeared on 9/10. Before he vanished, he told his girlfriend (the wife's sister's friend) not to go to the mall on 10/31, Halloween. I couldn't stop laughing! No matter how much I tried to give him some history on this urban legend, he insisted it was the absolute truth. He's supposed to bring in some sort of documentation tomorrow. We'll see.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 10:12:05 PM EDT
Oh ya, my mom (good at photoshop) replaced Tourist Guy in the classic photo with my sister and sent it out to us as a joke (to show how easy it was to fake a picture like that). Well, my grandpa called all worried about her. He needed some convincing that is was just a joke. And think about it, these people vote.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 10:38:08 PM EDT
I'm glad you told me the date.I heard the same story but dint know the date havent s#!t for a week.
Link Posted: 10/18/2001 11:01:02 PM EDT
I better let all my friends know about this at once. Thanks for the heads up! Aren't these the genetically engineered alligators that breath Anthrax and piss VX? I heard the Soviets were missing a bunch. I hope I don't have to take a dump in my NBC suit. At least I'll live. You naysayers are gonna be sorry.
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 6:13:50 PM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2001 6:15:56 PM EDT
Actually, Nostradamus predicted this.
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