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Posted: 10/17/2001 8:47:41 AM EDT
Why Muslims commit suicide Why are radical Muslim terrorists so quick to commit suicide? Let's look at their lifestyle: No premarital sex. No oral sex. Giving or receiving. Never. No booze. None. No TV. No cable TV. No Spice channel. No Playboy channel. No Hooters. "What is this Hooters of which you speak?!?" No titty bars. No organized sports of any kind. That's right -- no sports. The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils. Women have to cover up everything! Very, very, very few cars. Camels. Many camels. Sand. Fucking sand everywhere! More sand. Ever fish at an oasis? Rags for clothes and hats. Bar-B-Q's are cooked over burning camel dung chips. Eating with your right hand only -- because you wipe your ass with your left hand. Constant wailing from the asshole next door ... no wait, is that music? Shit! I can't tell. Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better!
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 8:49:40 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hielo: Oh, by the way, when you die it all gets better!
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It is kinda ironic that Muslims who die for Allah will receive from Allah in paradise everything Allah says they are not allowed to have here on earth. 77 virgins? My eye.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 8:50:27 AM EDT
They don't call it the Third World for nothing![;D]
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 8:53:21 AM EDT
no forrests no deer to hunt no rocket bikes no elections,.... the list is way to long! could make anyone want to die.
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 8:55:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:00:55 AM EDT
The problem with the sand is it ain't organized into a beach........
Link Posted: 10/17/2001 9:16:23 AM EDT
No toilet paper and indoor plumbing.
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