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Posted: 9/22/2001 7:22:19 PM EDT
I inadvertently stumbled in to the "Best porn star" thread, and I must say I am more than a little disappointed that so many of you are so familiar with this unseemly subject. I personally don't have an interest in viewing young, succulent women in explicit sexual situations, but I was just a bit curious where you would store this material for future use without having to explain to the wife or girlfriend as to why you were in possession of such materials when you had her to attend to your sexual needs..
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:24:35 PM EDT
Near the cleaning supplies.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:25:34 PM EDT
PGP encryption and a CD burner and you're all set. Burn one big self-extracting EXE file called SportingGoods.Exe or something like that and she'll never know.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:25:40 PM EDT
Just keep it in a hidden directory on the computer.[}:)]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:36:22 PM EDT
CD-R's Rule. You can fit a whole lotta porn on 650MB.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:37:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2001 7:36:39 PM EDT by KBaker]
Hide it? It's much more fun when you share it with someone you love! Kinda educational, too: "People really [b]do[/b] that?!?"[sex][8D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:37:33 PM EDT
Originally Posted By SWS: Just keep it in a hidden directory on the computer.[}:)]
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Just put it in a file and drag it off to some obscure location in windows. Just dont forget where you put it! (I did once)
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:37:56 PM EDT
She knows about it.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:41:15 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:42:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker: Hide it? It's much more fun when you share it with someone you love! Kinda educational, too: "People really [b]do[/b] that?!?"[sex][8D]
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Yeah, but what if the male star's dick is twice as big as yours? I don't think that is such a good idea since I have finally convinced my wife what 8 inches looks like..
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:44:52 PM EDT
Yep, once writable DVD is common you'll have a good way to burn AVIs and MPEGs. You can't fit that many on a CD-R. I told myself once I got married I'd throw all that stuff away. Now I realize I need it more than when I was single. Ain't that the way it is?
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:46:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2001 7:46:35 PM EDT by cc48510]
I have mine all on CD-Rs right now. You can use a NetWare or other server and hide the file from everybody but ADMIN. Hiding a folder in Windows is useless when somebody goes to folder options and chooses show hidden files and folders. I am not married, but all the women I've been with have seen my porn. Hell, it gives some women ideas. I allow only admin to view my porn. This is so that when the maintenance guy comes by (I live in an apartment) he doesn't jack off to my porn. They are about 13 GB in total size.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:48:46 PM EDT
Originally Posted By markm: Near the cleaning supplies.
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[size=3]LMFAO![/size=3] [:D] [:D] [:D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:50:02 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MoleEye: Yeah, but what if the male star's dick is twice as big as yours? I don't think that is such a good idea since I have finally convinced my wife what 8 inches looks like..
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[:)] So you [b]think[/b]... My wife is Asian, but doesn't look like Asia Carrerra or Kobe Tai. So what if the women are incredible and the guys are hung like horses? It's [i]fantasy[/i]. It's [i]make-believe[/i]. If you're truly worried about the comparison then you've got problems, and the need to hide pornography from her is a symptom of those problems. I like eye-candy. There's no reason my wife shouldn't too. But when the night is over, we choose to go home [b]together[/b], not with somebody else. Like I said, it's fun to share with someone you love!
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 7:58:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker: Hide it? It's much more fun when you share it with someone you love! Kinda educational, too: "People really [b]do[/b] that?!?"[sex][8D]
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The night I lost my virginity was to a girl I hated in middle school (we were both college dropouts at the time). Before you ask why I was a college dropout before having sex, let me just state that I grew up in the time of AIDS, and was afraid my penis would rot off. I deluded myself by saying "I'm just waiting for the right person." At 19, my hormoes decided the right person was any non-skanky female willing to do me. Anyway, we went to a concert and then she asked me if I wanted to go to the porn shop with her. We then had sex every night for three weeks straight, and then she dumped me because she couldn't deal with the fact that I wouldn't control her like her other boyfriends had. But it left a mark. We watched a lot of porn, most of it [b]her's[/b], but she let me know right off the bat there were lots of things that were a no no. I tried a couple of things with other girls, and it was amazing how many were ok with some things I never would have expected. God bless them! [:)] Tex
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 8:03:04 PM EDT
Hell, my wife buys the porn in the house. I go to her closet to get the better DVD's. My friend has to keep it in his garage. It is falling down, so his wife won't go in it. They have seperate computers for the on-line stuff.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 8:20:33 PM EDT
Doesn't everyone's wife buy them porn? My wife bought me a few dvd's 3-4 months ago.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 9:07:51 PM EDT
I wouldn't be able to hide porn from my wife... ... she would eventually find it and enjoy it herself. Seriously, like KBaker said, have you considered sharing the stuff with your wife/girlfriend? Tips: 1) Call it Erotica, not porn 2) Consider starting out with some light tasteful "mainstream" stuff. There is a book called the Wise Woman's Guide to Erotic Videos: [url]www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0553067842/qid%3D1001221186/ref%3Dsr%5F11%5F0%5F1/002-2150604-0955206[/url] 3) Go slow and don't overdo it. Be prepared for this to take several months / years. You will eventually find this approach much more "rewarding", trust me![:D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 9:09:51 PM EDT
Originally Posted By MoleEye: I inadvertently stumbled in to the "Best porn star" thread, and I must say I am more than a little disappointed that so many of you are so familiar with this unseemly subject. I personally don't have an interest in viewing young, succulent women in explicit sexual situations, but...
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I had to laugh when I read this. You have a way with words, my friend!
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 9:12:39 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 9:32:22 PM EDT
I have all my porn saved in a hidden directory which is only accessible through a shortcut I set up in a "Device Drivers" icon. I doubt the girlfriend would look in there. Shawn
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 9:37:52 PM EDT
Hell,She is in half of them(homemade) and critiques the others.Married 25 years and she definitely outsexes me
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 9:59:30 PM EDT
Who wants to bet cpermd now gets some strange 'equipment exchange' offers? I'll place money on lordtrader offering a couple AR mags for some home videos [:D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:09:10 PM EDT
Originally Posted By KBaker: Hide it? It's much more fun when you share it with someone you love! Kinda educational, too: "People really [b]do[/b] that?!?"[sex][8D]
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Yeah, but what if the male star's dick is twice as big as yours? I don't think that is such a good idea since I have finally convinced my wife what 8 inches looks like..
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Hey man, everything looks bigger on TV....hehehe
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:27:58 PM EDT
I don't have a wife. But my last girlfriend found my fisting videos on my computer once, and boy did I catch shit for that. So I guess that was outta the list of things to try with her. [:D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:30:14 PM EDT
Originally Posted By markm: Near the cleaning supplies.
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Damn you, man. I had some Beer come out my nose over that one.[:D]
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 10:44:58 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/22/2001 10:48:20 PM EDT by SteyrAUG]
She renews most of my subscriptions as part of my birthday or christmas gift. She reads them when she gets bored, but still prefers MAXIM or STUFF to Penthouse and Playboy. BTW, those who wish to introduce the wife to porn. I stronly recommend the works of Andrew Blake. Unlike "most" porn directed for women it won't bore the crap out of you.
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 11:47:56 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/22/2001 11:56:15 PM EDT
From personal experience, it's best not to hide porn from your girlfriend. I did in the beginning of my current relationship and it almost ended it. Although it took a few years (she had to get me back first...I wont go into that). I was young and didn't realize women liked porn too (talk about naive). Later, I found out that she would not have minded if I would have just told her about it instead of lying about it. I got busted with a shit load of it on my computer after telling her I wasn't interested in it at all (I know, I'm an idiot). This was years ago and we are just now mending our relationship back together (at least I hope so). If you love your girlfriend and want the relationship to blossom, don't lie to them! Especially about something a stupid as porn. USPC40 ------------------------------------------------- [b][blue]NRA Life Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.nra.org[/url] [b][blue]GOA Life Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.gunowners.org[/url] [b][blue]SAF Member[/blue][/b] - [url]www.saf.org[/url] [b][blue]SAS Supporter[/blue][/b] - [url]www.sas-aim.org[/url] [img]www.ar15.com/members/albums/USPC40/alabamaflag.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 9/23/2001 4:19:25 AM EDT
Originally Posted By GodBlessTexas:
my hormoes decided the right person was any non-skanky female willing to do me[:)] Tex
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LMAO! Kiwi
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