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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 9/18/2001 10:47:10 PM EDT
I'll start- Once upon a time, someone came looking for trouble in the U.S.....
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 10:52:58 PM EDT
He had just returned from dodging the draft in England. He waited a while and kissed lots of ass and eventually became a governor and then president. He despised the military so.....
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 11:15:15 PM EDT
He self medicated with lots of weed and coke. He (allegedly), raped, murdered, plundered and generally had a hell of a good time, until one day he got down to the serious business of convincing the public that he had a plan...........
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 11:15:27 PM EDT
Wait, wait, wait...... that's not how the story goes!
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 11:26:17 PM EDT
This evil mastermind of evil awakened a Sleeping Giant ! The McUZI hackers rapidly deploy their battle plans to all participants. Soon, sure enough, (penny by penny!) ----> The entire fortune possessed by the evil Moldy Labia slowly gets transferred to the NRA, GOA and JFPO bank accounts ! By the time the USA-McUZI team is done, O'Sammy's boys decry: "All our Terrorist Assholes are belong to McUZI" God Bless America !
Link Posted: 9/18/2001 11:27:42 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2001 11:27:07 PM EDT by Imbroglio]
...BLAME THE GUN OWNERS, one and all. For they are the bane of society and will cause our country to fall. The sheeple all agreed and shouted with such glee, "We must ban all guns, to make America safe for you and for me!"
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