All I can remember from boot camp in Orlando is:

Mama-Mama can't you see

What the Navy's done to me

took away my cadillac

Put a seabag on my back

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My granddaddy was a horse marine,
When he was born, he was wearing green.

Ate his steak six inches thick,
Picked his teeth with a swagger stick.

Drinking and fighting and running all day,
Granddaddy knew no other way.

Lived every day of his life for the corps,
So they sent him off to war.

Went to the islands to fight the Japanese,
Caught some shrapnel in the knees.

Later, at Chosen Reservoir,
Caught a bullet in his derior.

Went to a country called Vietnam,
To fight some people calle Viet Cong.

Found himself in a fire-fight,
Came back home on a Medivac flight.

Now granddaddy just sits there,
Marking his time in his rocking chair.

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On a bright and sunny day,

Two good friends went out to play.

First they gathered all they're money,

Then they bought a jar of honey.

Then the fat one ate it all,

And he made the small one crawl.

Now the fat ones on the run,

Cause the small one's got a gun.



Yogi Bear is dead.

Boo-Boo shot him in the head.

Yogi Bear is dead.

Boo-Boo pumped him full of lead.



Ranger Rick was on the hill,

He saw Boo-Boo make the kill.

Now the Rangers on the run,

Cause the small ones got a gun.



Ranger Rick is dead.

Boo-Boo shot him in the head.

Ranger Rick is dead,

Boo-Boo pumped him full of lead.



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My favorite:

From Full Metal Jacket


Oslama bin laden is a son of a bitch

Got the bluballs, crabs and the seven year itch...


I don't need no teenage queen

I just want my M14

If I die in the combat zone,

Box me up and ship me home

Pin my medals up on my chest,

tell my momma i done my best...

First to fight for the right

   And to build the nation's might,

       And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG

Proud of all we have done,

   Fighting till the battle's won,

       And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG



Then it's hi! hi! hey!

   the Army's on its way

Count off the cadence loud and strong:

   For where'er we go, you will always know

that THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG.



Valley Forge, Custer's ranks,

   San Juan Hill and Patton's tanks,

       And the Army went rolling along

Minutemen from the start,

   Always fighting from the heart,

       And the Army keeps rolling along.



Then it's hi! hi! hey!

   the Army's on its way,

Count off the cadence loud and strong:

   For where'er we go, you will always know

that THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG.



Men in rags, men who froze,

   Still that Army met its foes,

       And the Army went rolling along.

Faith in God, then we're right

   And we'll fight with all our might

       As the Army keeps rolling along





Then it's hi! hi! hey!

   the Army's on its way,

Count off the cadence loud and strong:

                           (two, three!)

   For where'er we go, you will always know

that THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG.

                           (keep it rolling!)

   And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG!

From the Firesign Theatre:

You ain't got no friends on the left
- Your'e right!

You ain't got no friends on the right
- You're left!

Sound off
- One two!

Tree frog
- Poon town!

Hound dog poon tang 'coon town
- Ass wipe!

Hound dot poon tang 'coon gown
- Ass wipe!...

Whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa. ... I used to have the high school queen

Now I've got my M-16.

I used to drive a Chevrolet; Now I'm running every day..."

Then there's the one,


"They say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine.
They give you a hundred dollars, and take back 99.
Oh Lord, I want to go, but they won't let me go, ho-o-o--ome."


Then there is:
Here is another one by: Jason Morgan



First there came

the color red

to show the world

the blood we shed



Then there came

the color gold

to show the world

that we were bold



Next there came

the color blue

to show the world

that we were true



Last there was

the color green

To show the world

that we were mean



Semper Fi

ouh -rah

Do, or Die

ouh-rah

A model T Ford and a tank full of gas.
A mouth full of pussy and a hand full of ass.

Heartbreak Ridge.

Lets see if I can remember any from movies...
There used to be a nice one in An Officer and A Gentlemen.  Can't remember.

Here are parts of something I remember from years ago...  Ya, I suck.

C-130 rolling down the strip, recon daddy gonna make a little trip.  Stand up, hook up, shuffle towards the door, jump right out and shout Marine Corp.

Here are some from a search.
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I don't know,
but I've been told
Eskimo p***y mighty cold

Ok, here's my favorite:(this is double time)

C-130 rollin' down the strip,
64 killers on a one-way trip.
Mission top secret, destination unknown,
We don't know if we're ever comin'home.

Jumpmaster shouts 1 minute to go,
Green light's lit with a chilly green glow.
Stand-up, hook-up, shuffle to the door,
Gonna jump right out and count to four,

If my main don't open wide,
I got another one by my side.
If that one should fail me too,
Look-out Afganistan - I'm comin' through.

Jump right out and into the night,
Hit the ground ready to fight.
.45, Randall, M-16,
Johnny B Bad-ass Killin' Machine.

Up jumps Osama outta his hole,
Got my M-16 on rock & roll,
Fired a burst and fired it well,
Sent that raghead straight to hell.

If I die on the old drop-zone,
Box me up and send me home.
Tell my girl I did my best,
Bury me in the leanin'rest.

When I get to heaven,
St Peter's gonna say.
How'd ya get to heaven,
How'd ya earn your way.

Lived my life as an Airborne Ranger,
Blood, Guts, Sex, and Danger,
That's the life of an Airborne Ranger.

R is for Ranger
A is for all the way
N is for never quit
G is for goin' strong
E is for every day.
R is for Ranger
Mighty, mighty Ranger.


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