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6/21/2017 8:25:40 PM
Posted: 9/14/2001 6:39:37 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2001 8:58:07 AM EDT by satcong]
All I can remember from boot camp in Orlando is: Mama-Mama can't you see What the Navy's done to me took away my cadillac Put a seabag on my back ------------ My granddaddy was a horse marine, When he was born, he was wearing green. Ate his steak six inches thick, Picked his teeth with a swagger stick. Drinking and fighting and running all day, Granddaddy knew no other way. Lived every day of his life for the corps, So they sent him off to war. Went to the islands to fight the Japanese, Caught some shrapnel in the knees. Later, at Chosen Reservoir, Caught a bullet in his derior. Went to a country called Vietnam, To fight some people calle Viet Cong. Found himself in a fire-fight, Came back home on a Medivac flight. Now granddaddy just sits there, Marking his time in his rocking chair. -------------------------------- On a bright and sunny day, Two good friends went out to play. First they gathered all they're money, Then they bought a jar of honey. Then the fat one ate it all, And he made the small one crawl. Now the fat ones on the run, Cause the small one's got a gun. Yogi Bear is dead. Boo-Boo shot him in the head. Yogi Bear is dead. Boo-Boo pumped him full of lead. Ranger Rick was on the hill, He saw Boo-Boo make the kill. Now the Rangers on the run, Cause the small ones got a gun. Ranger Rick is dead. Boo-Boo shot him in the head. Ranger Rick is dead, Boo-Boo pumped him full of lead. ---------------- My favorite: From Full Metal Jacket Oslama bin laden is a son of a bitch Got the bluballs, crabs and the seven year itch... I don't need no teenage queen I just want my M14 If I die in the combat zone, Box me up and ship me home Pin my medals up on my chest, tell my momma i done my best...
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 6:40:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2001 7:17:23 AM EDT by satcong]
First to fight for the right And to build the nation's might, And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG Proud of all we have done, Fighting till the battle's won, And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG Then it's hi! hi! hey! the Army's on its way Count off the cadence loud and strong: For where'er we go, you will always know that THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG. Valley Forge, Custer's ranks, San Juan Hill and Patton's tanks, And the Army went rolling along Minutemen from the start, Always fighting from the heart, And the Army keeps rolling along. Then it's hi! hi! hey! the Army's on its way, Count off the cadence loud and strong: For where'er we go, you will always know that THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG. Men in rags, men who froze, Still that Army met its foes, And the Army went rolling along. Faith in God, then we're right And we'll fight with all our might As the Army keeps rolling along Then it's hi! hi! hey! the Army's on its way, Count off the cadence loud and strong: (two, three!) For where'er we go, you will always know that THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG. (keep it rolling!) And THE ARMY GOES ROLLING ALONG!
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 6:49:06 AM EDT
From the Firesign Theatre: You ain't got no friends on the left - Your'e right! You ain't got no friends on the right - You're left! Sound off - One two! Tree frog - Poon town! Hound dog poon tang 'coon town - Ass wipe! Hound dot poon tang 'coon gown - Ass wipe!...
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 7:06:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2001 7:08:11 AM EDT by satcong]
Whoa-whoa, whoa, whoa. ... I used to have the high school queen Now I've got my M-16. I used to drive a Chevrolet; Now I'm running every day..." Then there's the one, "They say that in the Army, the pay is mighty fine. They give you a hundred dollars, and take back 99. Oh Lord, I want to go, but they won't let me go, ho-o-o--ome." Then there is: Here is another one by: Jason Morgan First there came the color red to show the world the blood we shed Then there came the color gold to show the world that we were bold Next there came the color blue to show the world that we were true Last there was the color green To show the world that we were mean Semper Fi ouh -rah Do, or Die ouh-rah
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 7:12:18 AM EDT
A model T Ford and a tank full of gas. A mouth full of pussy and a hand full of ass.
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 7:21:27 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2001 7:21:05 AM EDT by 7]
Originally Posted By Malpaso: A model T Ford and a tank full of gas. A mouth full of pussy and a hand full of ass.
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Heartbreak Ridge. Lets see if I can remember any from movies... There used to be a nice one in An Officer and A Gentlemen. Can't remember. Here are parts of something I remember from years ago... Ya, I suck. C-130 rolling down the strip, recon daddy gonna make a little trip. Stand up, hook up, shuffle towards the door, jump right out and shout Marine Corp. Here are some from a search. [url]users.erols.com/loriryan/marching.html[/url]
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 7:25:46 AM EDT
I don't know, but I've been told Eskimo p***y mighty cold
Link Posted: 9/14/2001 7:31:57 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/14/2001 7:34:19 AM EDT by smokeman]
Ok, here's my favorite:(this is double time) C-130 rollin' down the strip, 64 killers on a one-way trip. Mission top secret, destination unknown, We don't know if we're ever comin'home. Jumpmaster shouts 1 minute to go, Green light's lit with a chilly green glow. Stand-up, hook-up, shuffle to the door, Gonna jump right out and count to four, If my main don't open wide, I got another one by my side. If that one should fail me too, Look-out Afganistan - I'm comin' through. Jump right out and into the night, Hit the ground ready to fight. .45, Randall, M-16, Johnny B Bad-ass Killin' Machine. Up jumps Osama outta his hole, Got my M-16 on rock & roll, Fired a burst and fired it well, Sent that raghead straight to hell. If I die on the old drop-zone, Box me up and send me home. Tell my girl I did my best, Bury me in the leanin'rest. When I get to heaven, St Peter's gonna say. How'd ya get to heaven, How'd ya earn your way. Lived my life as an Airborne Ranger, Blood, Guts, Sex, and Danger, That's the life of an Airborne Ranger. R is for Ranger A is for all the way N is for never quit G is for goin' strong E is for every day. R is for Ranger Mighty, mighty Ranger. There's several variations of this. You can insert names, etc to fit the application.
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