[i]OK, even dumber![/i]
[b]A frog walks into a bank and asks for a loan of $190,000.00 for a new pond.
Ms Patricia Whack the teller, says they'll definitely need some collateral for a loan of that size.
So he shows her this thing he has -- sort of gaudy plastic egg with knobs, & fake jewels glued on.
Then he says, if it makes any difference, your boss knows me, just tell him it's Kermit Jagger.
Oh - okaaay, she says, and goes to ask the bank manager what to do with this nut.
She says to the bank manager - I have this frog out here wanting a loan for almost 200-K ! He says his name is Kermit Jagger, and you know him, and all he has for collateral is this thing, and I don't even know WTF it is!
The bank manager looks at it and says:
It's a nick-nack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone!
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A joke so stupid, I bet you smiled!?!? R[/b]