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Black-Tiger
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:38:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Shoes:
I heard a suspicious sound...




Is that a shampoo mohawk you got there, high-speed?

Okay, now I can say that I've seen it all.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:44:34 AM EST
And what exactly would have been so horrible if it had been a CETME?
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:55:50 AM EST
Funny ass post Shoes.
The hair is great!



Hey, all you CETME haters,
We dont care if you dont like them. The less you like them the more there are for us to buy.
"It's Better To Be Hated For Who You Are Than Loved For Who You Are Not"
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Posted: 6/23/2006 6:05:18 AM EST
AWESOME!!!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 6:09:08 AM EST
Good humor shoes

With that said:





















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I'd like to be buried Indian-style, where they put you up on a high rack, above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even feel it.





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Posted: 6/23/2006 6:16:47 AM EST
THAT was pretty funny. <golf clap>
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Posted: 6/23/2006 6:36:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By DrFrige:
Shoes has only 42 posts and he is on the road for nomination to "Best Thread Of The Year"

I mean.... look at that pic!!!!


GREAT STUFF!!!!



+1
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Posted: 6/23/2006 6:39:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Shoes:
I heard a suspicious sound...

www.fototime.com/{C9F28F2D-CDC2-4A1C-96CB-7343990698CB}/picture.JPG



You need to buy a membership and use that as your avatar....
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:07:23 AM EST
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:15:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Good humor shoes
With that said:


GM


Dammit, Lootie!
I said milk!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:20:57 AM EST
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:26:49 AM EST
heh sortie
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:29:04 AM EST
+10 for no eye or ear protection,and where is the stapler and tape measure ?
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:37:01 AM EST
What I want to know is, who would have taken the picture? It can't have been a wife because no wife would allow such a thing to happen in her house as a man eating a cookie in the shower with a gun.
It says "itteyoshi."

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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:38:10 AM EST
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The cookie is just a plain old chocolate chip.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:42:12 AM EST
Next on the Box o' Truth.. Shower tile and .308!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:42:15 AM EST
Eating a cookie in the shower with a gun; why didn't I think of this before?!
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Damn, I'm almost tempted to sponsor another membership.
Lootie and Shoes, damn that was good.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:04:31 AM EST
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:06:39 AM EST
I told TBS that he CAN NOT redo the Bathroom and put his Gun Safe in the Shower. As we all know that he has probably thought about it from reading this post!

It's posts like these that give bad ideas to Married Men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:13:32 AM EST
Shoes, you have got to post that in the hometown forum. I see that you are from TN and there has not been a post in there for a week or two. Do it for the home team!
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this thread is an "Instant Classic"
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:28:14 AM EST
It's a good thing your boyfriend was there with a camera to catch your "action pose"......






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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:37:52 AM EST
Funny post. Bravo sir, well done.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:42:27 AM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Am I the only one horrified that he has a CETME?



LOL First thing I thought too!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:44:46 AM EST
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I was in on two of this piece of history.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:44:55 AM EST

[speechless]... [yet greatly amused ]
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Right click, save as...

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nice
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This is good
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Posted: 6/23/2006 10:10:38 AM EST


Awesome
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Posted: 6/23/2006 10:17:58 AM EST
Now that is freaking funny. My face is hurting from laughing while trying to read this thread.

Thanks, I needed this.
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My cow-orkers are looking at me funny

Well done.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:16:46 PM EST
Dinner pics are fine. But, I hope this doesn't compel others to do the same. I do not want to see some hairy, over-weight ARFcommer eating a cookie in a shower with a gun. It's absurd and it's wrong.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:18:27 PM EST
Ok, this has to be one of the funniest threads I've seen here in a long time!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:18:33 PM EST

Originally Posted By CousinIT50:

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:

Originally Posted By CousinIT50:
Get a real "Shower Gun"
i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/CousinIT50/P1270182.jpg



How do you open it fast enough?


Pull the trigger


That, my internet friends, is classic!

"Pull the trigger."

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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:25:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By CousinIT50:
Get a real "Shower Gun"
i6.photobucket.com/albums/y238/CousinIT50/P1270182.jpg



All they need to see is a wet, naked redneck chasing them. Glock optional. Where's the extra magazine go? That could be interesting painful.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:35:20 PM EST
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Nice Benicio Del Toro stare you got there...

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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:42:21 PM EST
I......I......I.....can't fu......cki......ng....breath!!!!!! Oh god it hurts!!!!! Tears in my eyes!!!!!

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...ugh
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Posted: 6/23/2006 12:47:02 PM EST
Eating cookies in shower, who ever heard of such a thing?

Eating pie in the shower is a different story.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 1:03:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By Thuban:
Eating cookies in shower, who ever heard of such a thing?

Eating pie in the shower is a different story.



You posting pics?
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I love this thread!
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Wow! Just wow.........
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Posted: 6/23/2006 1:55:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
Dinner pics are fine. But, I hope this doesn't compel others to do the same. I do not want to see some hairy, over-weight ARFcommer eating a cookie in a shower with a gun. It's absurd and it's wrong.



+1
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Posted: 6/23/2006 2:01:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
Dinner pics are fine. But, I hope this doesn't compel others to do the same. I do not want to see some hairy, over-weight ARFcommer eating a cookie in a shower with a gun. It's absurd and it's wrong.

Right.

Plus, no stapler.

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