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Posted: 6/23/2006 1:38:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Shoes:
I heard a suspicious sound...




Is that a shampoo mohawk you got there, high-speed?

Okay, now I can say that I've seen it all.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 1:44:34 AM EST
And what exactly would have been so horrible if it had been a CETME?
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Posted: 6/23/2006 1:55:50 AM EST
Funny ass post Shoes.
The hair is great!



Hey, all you CETME haters,
We dont care if you dont like them. The less you like them the more there are for us to buy.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 2:05:18 AM EST
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Posted: 6/23/2006 2:09:08 AM EST
Good humor shoes

With that said:

<­BR>




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Posted: 6/23/2006 2:16:47 AM EST
THAT was pretty funny. <golf clap>
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Posted: 6/23/2006 2:36:59 AM EST

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Shoes has only 42 posts and he is on the road for nomination to "Best Thread Of The Year"

I mean.... look at that pic!!!!


GREAT STUFF!!!!



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Posted: 6/23/2006 2:39:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By Shoes:
I heard a suspicious sound...

www.fototime.com/{C9F28F2D-CDC2-4A1C-96CB-7343990698CB}/picture.JPG



You need to buy a membership and use that as your avatar....
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"When death smiles at you, all you can do is smile back." - Maximus

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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:15:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
Good humor shoes
With that said:


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Dammit, Lootie!
I said milk!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:26:49 AM EST
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:29:04 AM EST
+10 for no eye or ear protection,and where is the stapler and tape measure ?
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:37:01 AM EST
What I want to know is, who would have taken the picture? It can't have been a wife because no wife would allow such a thing to happen in her house as a man eating a cookie in the shower with a gun.
It says "itteyoshi."

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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:39:13 AM EST
[Last Edit: 6/23/2006 4:47:12 AM EST by Shoes]


For those of you who asked, my my shower carry piece is a PTR-91. The forearm and stock are missmatched because I didn't want that cheap JLD forearm melting to the barrel, but the recoil spring on the surplus wood stock was crap and I kept getting FTF's with it...so I've got the wood forearm that won't melt and the plastic stock with the decent spring.

This is only until I can track down a wide forearm.

The cookie is just a plain old chocolate chip.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:42:12 AM EST
Next on the Box o' Truth.. Shower tile and .308!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:42:15 AM EST
Eating a cookie in the shower with a gun; why didn't I think of this before?!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 4:52:45 AM EST
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:13:32 AM EST
Shoes, you have got to post that in the hometown forum. I see that you are from TN and there has not been a post in there for a week or two. Do it for the home team!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:14:14 AM EST
this thread is an "Instant Classic"
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:28:14 AM EST
It's a good thing your boyfriend was there with a camera to catch your "action pose"......

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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:37:52 AM EST
Funny post. Bravo sir, well done.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:42:28 AM EST

Originally Posted By thedoctors308:
Am I the only one horrified that he has a CETME?



LOL First thing I thought too!
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If I knew what to say, I'd say it. But... I don't. So you know....

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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:44:55 AM EST

[speechless]... [yet greatly amused ]
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Posted: 6/23/2006 5:47:37 AM EST
Right click, save as...

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This is good
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Posted: 6/23/2006 6:17:58 AM EST
Now that is freaking funny. My face is hurting from laughing while trying to read this thread.

Thanks, I needed this.
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My cow-orkers are looking at me funny

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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:16:46 AM EST
Dinner pics are fine. But, I hope this doesn't compel others to do the same. I do not want to see some hairy, over-weight ARFcommer eating a cookie in a shower with a gun. It's absurd and it's wrong.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:18:27 AM EST
Ok, this has to be one of the funniest threads I've seen here in a long time!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:18:33 AM EST

Originally Posted By CousinIT50:

Originally Posted By N1Rampage:

Originally Posted By CousinIT50:
Get a real "Shower Gun"
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How do you open it fast enough?


Pull the trigger


That, my internet friends, is classic!

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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:25:15 AM EST

Originally Posted By CousinIT50:
Get a real "Shower Gun"
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All they need to see is a wet, naked redneck chasing them. Glock optional. Where's the extra magazine go? That could be interesting painful.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:35:20 AM EST
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Nice Benicio Del Toro stare you got there...

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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:42:21 AM EST
I......I......I.....can't fu......cki......ng....breath!!!!!! Oh god it hurts!!!!! Tears in my eyes!!!!!

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!...ugh
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Posted: 6/23/2006 8:47:02 AM EST
Eating cookies in shower, who ever heard of such a thing?

Eating pie in the shower is a different story.
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:03:41 AM EST

Originally Posted By Thuban:
Eating cookies in shower, who ever heard of such a thing?

Eating pie in the shower is a different story.



You posting pics?
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:55:09 AM EST
I love this thread!
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:55:18 AM EST
Wow! Just wow.........
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Posted: 6/23/2006 9:55:50 AM EST

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
Dinner pics are fine. But, I hope this doesn't compel others to do the same. I do not want to see some hairy, over-weight ARFcommer eating a cookie in a shower with a gun. It's absurd and it's wrong.



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Posted: 6/23/2006 10:01:12 AM EST

Originally Posted By tripledouble:
Dinner pics are fine. But, I hope this doesn't compel others to do the same. I do not want to see some hairy, over-weight ARFcommer eating a cookie in a shower with a gun. It's absurd and it's wrong.

Right.

Plus, no stapler.

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