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Posted: 6/21/2006 3:57:49 AM EDT
A few weeks ago there was a discussion of a militray patch that had Bevis & Butthead.

I ran accross a funny one on ebay so I thought i would start a tread of funny military patches.

Here goes:


YBGSM- You got to be shitting me





they are all being sold by paulspasstime on ebay

Anyone have any others?
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:00:56 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:04:16 AM EDT
[#2]


It takes a college eduction to break it, and a high school education to fix it
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:04:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:14:58 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:19:39 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:30:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:38:56 AM EDT
[#7]
If you look at the 7th Infantry Divsion patch, it was called the "beer can" because of the old steel beercans that needed a church key to open it.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:41:24 AM EDT
[#8]
I can't post a pic but if you want to see a unique US Army division patch, do a search for the Pre WWII 45th Infantry Division patch.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 5:31:06 AM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I can't post a pic but if you want to see a unique US Army division patch, do a search for the Pre WWII 45th Infantry Division patch.



Hmmmm I take it they changed that?
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 5:50:33 AM EDT
[#10]
One of my favorite "morale" patches:



I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 6:04:46 AM EDT
[#11]
Oh yeah, this is tagged.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 6:06:45 AM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:
I can't post a pic but if you want to see a unique US Army division patch, do a search for the Pre WWII 45th Infantry Division patch.



Oops!
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 6:10:44 AM EDT
[#13]
WTH is a "morale patch?"
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 6:15:57 AM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:
WTH is a "morale patch?"



Something you wear while deployed, examples might be a "fun meter" that is pegged.  You wouldn't be caught dead wearing them at home station though.  
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 6:44:03 AM EDT
[#15]

Quoted:

Quoted:
I can't post a pic but if you want to see a unique US Army division patch, do a search for the Pre WWII 45th Infantry Division patch.



Oops!



Yeah, but the 45th could claim prior art and send cease and desist letters to the NSDAP.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 7:05:46 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:01:46 PM EDT
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Beavis and Butthead joins the US Air Force

97th Air Mobility Wing
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:05:45 PM EDT
[#18]
.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:09:48 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:
i6.tinypic.com/1555rv8.jpg



 I wish I had my computer attached to the internet.  Some of my buddies would love that patch.  There's a guy I'd love to give it to also.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:19:58 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i6.tinypic.com/1555rv8.jpg



 I wish I had my computer attached to the internet.  Some of my buddies would love that patch.  There's a guy I'd love to give it to also.



Are you posting from your cell phone?
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:28:13 PM EDT
[#21]

Quoted:
One of my favorite "morale" patches:

img133.imageshack.us/img133/826/morale0vy.jpg

I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  



I'm not familiar w/ that acronym. Whats it mean?
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:28:37 PM EDT
[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
One of my favorite "morale" patches:

img133.imageshack.us/img133/826/morale0vy.jpg

I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  



I'm not familiar w/ that acronym. Whats it mean?



You Gotta Be Shitting Me
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:29:16 PM EDT
[#23]
You're Gonna Be Sorry Motherfucker

Edit: At least that's what I was told. Although I like "You've Gotta Be Shittin' Me" too!
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:32:12 PM EDT
[#24]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
One of my favorite "morale" patches:

img133.imageshack.us/img133/826/morale0vy.jpg

I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  



I'm not familiar w/ that acronym. Whats it mean?



You Gotta Be Shitting Me




no seriously, I don't know what it means either
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:43:29 PM EDT
[#25]

Quoted:

Quoted:
One of my favorite "morale" patches:

img133.imageshack.us/img133/826/morale0vy.jpg

I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  



I'm not familiar w/ that acronym. Whats it mean?



"You Gotta Be Shitting Me!" were the first words heard when the first WW pilots were informed of their new mission.  

Probably the best unit motto EVER.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:47:32 PM EDT
[#26]
I saw a delta force tab at a surplus store, pretty funny...
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:49:15 PM EDT
[#27]














bottom reads "ALLAH'S CLOSER"








2d Air Postal Squadron







Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:51:47 PM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
One of my favorite "morale" patches:

img133.imageshack.us/img133/826/morale0vy.jpg

I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  



I'm not familiar w/ that acronym. Whats it mean?



"You Gotta Be Shitting Me!" were the first words heard when the first WW pilots were informed of their new mission.  

Probably the best unit motto EVER.



There has to be more to this story... WW = what now?  I'm guessing Wild Weasel.  And what where their mission?
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 12:56:14 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
One of my favorite "morale" patches:

img133.imageshack.us/img133/826/morale0vy.jpg

I have a few YGBSM patches from my Weasel days, those are all pretty good.  



I'm not familiar w/ that acronym. Whats it mean?



"You Gotta Be Shitting Me!" were the first words heard when the first WW pilots were informed of their new mission.  

Probably the best unit motto EVER.



There has to be more to this story... WW = what now?  I'm guessing Wild Weasel.  And what where their mission?



During the Vietnam War, a bunch of F-4 pilots were rounded up and given a new mission.
The "Wild Weasel" mission was to engage enemy SAM (Surface to Air Missile) sites and get the SAMs to engage the F-4s with their radar.  Then the F-4s would respond with radar-homing missiles or bombs, which would take out the sites.

The Wild Weasels would precede strike and bomber aircraft in an attempt to clear the target and target route of SAMs.

This was counter-intuitive to any survival instinct that man retained after hundreds of thousands of years, hence the words, "You Gotta Be Shitting Me!".
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 1:01:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 1:08:13 PM EDT
[#31]

Quoted:
I saw a delta force tab at a surplus store, pretty funny...



I got ta get me a CIA secret operative tab.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 1:36:12 PM EDT
[#32]





























Operation Deny Flight France 94 USAF












My personal favorite. Mrs. NattyLite pointed out it was the Pringles Guy





Link Posted: 6/21/2006 1:58:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 2:02:32 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/21/2006 2:09:44 PM EDT
[#35]

Quoted:
home.comcast.net/~npd233/patches.jpg



haha i like that one, even if it is so obviously photoshopped.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 2:11:38 PM EDT
[#36]

Quoted:



Uhhh... Isn't this one backwards?  I don't see the humor in this version.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 2:51:21 PM EDT
[#37]
Probably some college edumacated pilot trying to be clever?


Link Posted: 6/21/2006 3:04:14 PM EDT
[#38]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/c8/8c/57_1.JPG



Uhhh... Isn't this one backwards?  I don't see the humor in this version.



Just a piss poor design...if you read it top to bottom instead of the oustside ring which you eye wants to do, I think it says "It takes a college eduction to break it and a high school education to fix it"

Badly designed patch.

SG
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 3:04:52 PM EDT
[#39]

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/c8/8c/57_1.JPG



Uhhh... Isn't this one backwards?  I don't see the humor in this version.




I do....


It is saying the maintainers are smarter than the pilots...



Link Posted: 6/21/2006 3:06:27 PM EDT
[#40]
Still my favorite:

Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:17:33 PM EDT
[#41]
my favorite is a tab, ala "Airborne" or "Ranger" that says Shitbag.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 4:26:20 PM EDT
[#42]
VXE-6, the (now gone) Navy Antarctic Squadron


















(crappy patch and crappy photo, caption reads "Humping to Please")
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 5:03:59 PM EDT
[#43]
^^^   Ahhh, ODF...

That brings back some memories of my younger days.  I lived under the flight path to Christchurch airport and used to spend my days watching the "big ones" come in during the season.  Later, as I got older we would go down to the ODF base on Friday nights and join in the BBQ's and beer nights they held each week, we had to exchange our money for US currency...

Years go by and  now I live here in the States, break my heel bone and the Doc in charge of my surgery is an ex Starlifter pilot from back in the day who enjoyed many a trip to the ice through my old home town.
Link Posted: 6/21/2006 6:32:17 PM EDT
[#44]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/c8/8c/57_1.JPG



Uhhh... Isn't this one backwards?  I don't see the humor in this version.




I do....


It is saying the maintainers are smarter than the pilots...






No, it's saying the maintainers have a college education.  That has NOTHING to do with intelligence, let me assure you.  Of course, as the post above yours pointed out, it seems I did not read it as the designer intended.
Link Posted: 6/22/2006 1:00:35 AM EDT
[#45]
Good ones KA3B

Link Posted: 6/22/2006 2:10:40 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/22/2006 2:27:24 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/22/2006 11:18:26 AM EDT
[#48]

Quoted:
www.patches-etc.com/523fsd.jpg
bottom reads "ALLAH'S CLOSER"



Looks a lot more like "ALLAH'S CHOSEN" to me.  Considering the look of the H and L in ALLAH......
Link Posted: 6/22/2006 11:40:48 AM EDT
[#49]
The "Electric Strawberry" is upside down!
Link Posted: 6/22/2006 12:35:01 PM EDT
[#50]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
i3.ebayimg.com/04/i/06/c8/8c/57_1.JPG



Uhhh... Isn't this one backwards?  I don't see the humor in this version.



Just a piss poor design...if you read it top to bottom instead of the oustside ring which you eye wants to do, I think it says "It takes a college eduction to break it and a high school education to fix it"

Badly designed patch.

SG



It only takes a semester of kindergarten to design a patch.  
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