Here is what you say, Don't be alarmed, but your breath smells like a rotting carcass. Look, you probably didn’t know that you have bad breath. Due to acclimation, it is hard to detect our own bad breath. Don't believe it? - Try this: Lick your wrist with as far back on your tongue as you can, wait 10 sec. and then sniff. Believe me now? Bad breath (halitosis) might be treatable. It is important to first determine the odor's origin -- the mouth, nose, stomach, or your ass. Sometimes your ass can smell worse than your breath, but in this case trust me, its your breath. . Your dentist or breath specialist can try to determine this with the help of a sulfide monitor that measures volatile sulfur compounds, which are often associated with bad breath. If you believe that this smell could have originated from a body cavity of another person and you have picked up the odor from that cavity during an oral luncheon, you must stop this activity immediately. You might want to try brushing your tongue or including a tongue scraper in your hygiene regimen. Now get the FU_K away from me.