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3/20/2017 5:03:23 PM
Posted: 7/11/2001 7:19:05 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/11/2001 7:16:38 PM EDT by critter_FR]
I'm cleaning two ARs after an afternoon at the range (took a newbie, he's hooked) and I'm thinking, "Man this shit smells good!" I'm thinking that if I could buy fancy perfume bottles, print lables that say "Hoppes #9 Fancy Perfume" and give it to my girlfriend to use, I might want to spend almost as much time with her as I do my guns. [:)]
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:22:00 PM EDT
My wife prefers it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000­,000 to 1 over GI bore cleaner
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:23:09 PM EDT
SNORT......AHHHHHHHH, WHAT A RUSH![:P]
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:29:20 PM EDT
I think a small dab behind each of her ears would do wonders for our sex life! I'd wanna grab her like an AR and shove a hi cap in her and....
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:33:48 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/11/2001 8:14:29 PM EDT by SNIPERm88]
Hoppes benchrest #9 After shave, don't know about benchrest #9 perfume. Hey now Critter, settle down. Keep that between you, your girlfriend and Imbroglio. [:)] Edited for correction.
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:46:49 PM EDT
Last time we discussed this subject you saw big bugs in your barrels. One word for you bro, Ventilation.[:D]
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:50:18 PM EDT
Use in a well ventilated room.
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 7:56:59 PM EDT
Oh I can see it now, another AR15.com product. A Hoppes #9 scented douche.[:I][:I][:I] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them."
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 8:04:57 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Aggie1: Last time we discussed this subject you saw big bugs in your barrels. One word for you bro, Ventilation.[:D]
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I swear! I wasn't hallucinating! It was there! One of those big mosquito looking things!
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 8:58:08 PM EDT
Hoppes gives me a headache. Call me crazy, but I like the smell of CLP in the morning [:D]
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 11:29:51 PM EDT
I clean my guns outside using Hoppes under the patio cover and away from prying eyes of the neighbors. The smell is part of the experience of shooting.
Link Posted: 7/11/2001 11:48:09 PM EDT
I have no choice... I'm forced to smell it... Last week I accidently dumped over a whole bottle on my workbench. It soaked into the wood over a large area, and now my whole downstairs of my house smells of Hoppe's #9. The largemouth bottle doesn't give you much time to save any either... The whole damn thing empties out almost immediately...
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 1:53:26 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mach1: Hoppes gives me a headache. Call me crazy, but I like the smell of CLP in the morning [:D]
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Ahhhh CLP, now there's an memory waiting to be relived. Gotta luv the stuff. I think the next time my wife wips up a batch of potpouri, I'm gonna fill a bowl with CLP. Relaxing, Calming, and Energizing, all at the same time.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 2:06:00 AM EDT
The smell of Hoppes after cleaning and the smell of powder on the drive home from the range are two aromas that put a smile on my face. It is funny how a small whiff (even the next day) will take you back to reflect the wonderful time you had at the range. Sorta like when you were a kid a fingered your first girlfriend and you spent the remainder of the night and next day smelling your fingers and hands and just grinning knowing what a great time you had. OK, some maybe not exactly the same, but you get my point.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 5:11:10 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 7/12/2001 6:35:18 AM EDT by warlord]
Originally Posted By dragracerart: I have no choice... I'm forced to smell it... Last week I accidently dumped over a whole bottle on my workbench. It soaked into the wood over a large area, and now my whole downstairs of my house smells of Hoppe's #9. The largemouth bottle doesn't give you much time to save any either... The whole damn thing empties out almost immediately...
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I'm a bit klutzy sometimes, that is why I pour the gun cleaning chemicals into smaller bottles that have a little spout that you flip up to despense, and fold down to close. I'm always concerned about spilling a whole bottle of that smelly stuff.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 5:16:22 AM EDT
Check out this chick's fetish for Hoppes #9: [url]http://www.deviantdesires.com/kink/guns/guns.html[/url] I've read the whole article before but this excerpt doesn't include the reference to Hoppes #9.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 6:17:58 AM EDT
I LUV that smell. I also wish I could get the smell of burnt gunpowder in an insence (sp?) or air freshener. :) I can see it now, Glade Guns and Ammo edition, Hoppes & Sulphur Spray and Plug Ins. :) BrenLover
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 6:22:54 AM EDT
Love potion #9 Hoppes #9 Coincidence? I dont think so....
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 6:23:38 AM EDT
Hey that's already my idea. It's called ode de' Hoppes. I just haven't figured out yet how to keep the solvents from causing liver damage.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 6:31:32 AM EDT
dont worry about the liver damage, the skin damage/cancer will get you first....that or the huffing kills too many brain cells.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 6:32:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By dragracerart: I have no choice... I'm forced to smell it... Last week I accidently dumped over a whole bottle on my workbench. It soaked into the wood over a large area, and now my whole downstairs of my house smells of Hoppe's #9. The largemouth bottle doesn't give you much time to save any either... The whole damn thing empties out almost immediately...
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Don't I know it. You are lucky, you spilled it on the workbench. My dumb ass just happened to be cleaning over the living room carpet downstairs. [pissed] Fortunately it was less than half a bottle and did not leave a stain, also it is under a table, but it was very odoriferous for a couple of weeks.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 6:45:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 7:33:42 PM EDT
My wife used to hate the smell of Hoppe's #9. But now that I have an M1A and use lube grease, she thinks #9 is like perfume. I almost can't stand the smell of that lube.
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 9:07:18 PM EDT
I will usually hang up the bore snake on a nail after I am finished using it and it scents the room with Hoppes for days afterwards. I think it's getting to my head though... [whacko] [i]"You have clearance Clarence. Roger, over. Huh?"[/i]
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 9:11:57 PM EDT
[img]http://www.deviantdesires.com/kink/guns/SBgun.jpg[/img]
As with many fetishes, the odor of the weapon is one key to the sensory jolt. The smell of Hoppes' No.9 cleaning fluid is an aphrodisiac to me.
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Link Posted: 7/12/2001 9:19:26 PM EDT
[:D][sex] Semper Fi
Link Posted: 7/12/2001 9:55:13 PM EDT
Critter, if you like, you can sniff my hands. I just got done cleaning a bunch of used mags I bought. Personally, if gives me a headache.
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