IMHO (in my humble opinion) Undiluted
June 22, 2001
In my humble opinion, minorities in America don't want to be treated as equals. They want to be treated as guests.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton's existence is proving to be excessively continuous.
In my humble opinion, in the Democratic Party, it is corruption that makes every plan workable.
In my humble opinion, if Godzilla O.D.'d on Viagra, Janet Reno might finally have a chance for romance.
In my humble opinion, Jesse Jackson's love child is a result of one PUSH too many.
In my humble opinion, Robert Torricelli looks crooked enough to be his own lawyer.
In my humble opinion, Bill Clinton proved the wanton cannot help but be in a state of perpetual need.
In my humble opinion, the fact that so many illegals come to sell marijuana on Los Angeles street corners leads to the conclusion in Mexico either they don't have marijuana or they don't have street corners.
In my humble opinion, Jim Jeffords has earned his 15 minutes of nonentity.
In my humble opinion, Gray Davis' idea of an energy policy is to run next door and borrow a cup of electricity.
In my humble opinion, a sure way to destroy America is to keep employing those millions of telephone receptionists who have already demonstrated they are incapable of taking a message.
In my humble opinion, journalism schools teach how to be alternately "objective for" and "objective against" – which is how they manage to lay claim to the ridiculous assertion that they are always objective.
In my humble opinion, Congress and KCET are only interested in minorities and whatever they are fussing about at the moment.
In my humble opinion, if the Internet were America, Clinton would hang.
In my humble opinion, Neil Simon and Woody Allen on methamphetamines couldn't convince me there is anything amusing about New Yorkers.
In my humble opinion, inasmuch as Joseph Lieberman was unable to recognize Bill Clinton as Satan's fetch-and-carry, there's no way he will be able to recognize God – and vice versa.
In my humble opinion, world poverty could be solved if the people who feel compelled to indulge in sex every 26 minutes could hold it down to every 27.
In my humble opinion, there is not one person in the U.S. Senate as upright and patriotic as Don King.
In my humble opinion, the minority population is exploding as a result of continuing to do too often what they do too often.
In my humble opinion, the art of television journalism lies in not waiting for an opening in the conversation when you have something totally unimportant to say.
In my humble opinion, the Republicans in the Senate will continue to reek with fear as long as the Bush White House continues to reek with compassion.
In my humble opinion, 1984 is exactly where George Orwell left it.
In my humble opinion, no matter how hard it is to believe, Democrats look good to each other.