Really,
I remember when I was in the Army we had, Mattel M-16's, Hasbro[red](maker of GI-JOE)[/red] M-60 machine guns, Tonka[blue](maker of toy trucks)[/blue] M151A2's(jeeps), bic [yellow](maker of cigarette lighters)[/yellow] flamethrowers, and Revell [purple](maker of scale models)[/purple] helicopters, and erector set [green](maker of metal building toys)[/green] bridging equipment. [;)][bounce][heavy]
[i](the first part of the post is satirical, the second half comical(though real), if you have questions get help)[/i]
I remember in basic training 1983, after we had qualified, we were issued weapons, M16A1's(for those of you that don't get satire or are just "slow on the uptake" these were not mattel weapons), for a field exercise. The Chief DI was going over the equipment we were supposed to have and made sure everyone noted their rifle serial number. All of a sudden a hand goes up, some private asking questions..
PVT: Drill Sgt. my rifle is missing a part.
DI: Pvt didn't you check it when it was issued?
PVT: Yes drill sgt. but I just noticed a part must have fell off.
DI: What do you mean a PART FELL OFF, they were issued to you 40' ago. You better find that part. Which part is it anyway.
PVT: Drill Sgt. the forward assist is missing from my rifle.
DI: Your what is missing, GET UP HERE with that rifle.
PVT:(Running) Here Drill Sgt.,
DI: (Not Amused) Soldier do you know the difference between and M16A1 and an M16?
PVT: No Drill Sgt.
DI: They gave you an M16, No forward assist, and a funny 3 prong flash hider. You go back over to the arms room and get an M16A1, turn this antique back in.
Funny thing is 1 week after that they used a laser device to measure the barrel thickness and deadlined about 95% of the M16A1's. Barrels were worn too thin. FYI the M16 was not deadlined.
EDITED TO MAKE THE SATIRE MORE OBVIOUS, FOR THOSE WITH AN "UPTAKE" DEFIECIENCY