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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:42:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:44:46 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 9divdoc: I love a big hot cup of cocao-doodle-do in the morning... Auto correct is a motherfucker. 
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:45:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Need4Guns: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/524356/1000001344_jpg-3199451.JPG They would be picking us up and feeding us to their young like so.  A Bug’s Life- Hopper’s Death |
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:47:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Need4Guns: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/524356/1000001344_jpg-3199451.JPG Buccees will be a feeding ground! |
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OK, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:48:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Honey Badger. Because honey badger just don’t care!
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:48:43 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 18B30: A seven ton owl that was silent flight capable would eradicate humanity. A 7 ton owl would be the equivalent of a dragon from game of thrones! |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:49:21 PM EDT
[#7]
15k lb Hillary Clinton? or Big Mike?
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:50:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Wubbman: Auto correct is a motherfucker. gets me all the time too 
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TX, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:54:45 PM EDT
[#9]
Correct answer is Praying Mantis
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USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:55:19 PM EDT
[#10]
What round for said critter? 155mm howitzer?
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:55:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By soonerfan7: A 15,000 lb rooster would literally be a T-Rex A 3000’ tall T-Rex. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:56:02 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Nickel_Plated]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Desk_Pop: If owls got up to 500lbs, they would most certainly prey on humans. In fact, they would be the apex predators of the world, and humans would be their primary source of sustenance. With their massive size and powerful talons, they would swoop down upon unsuspecting humans, snatching them up in their sharp claws and carrying them off to their nests for a midnight snack. Imagine the terror that would grip the hearts of humans as they gazed up at the sky, beholding the majestic sight of a 500-pound owl descending upon them, its piercing gaze fixed upon its next meal. The owl’s wings would cast a shadow over the earth, and its hooting cry would strike fear into the hearts of all who heard it. But it gets even more absurd. With their newfound size and strength, owls would also develop a taste for human technology. They would use their massive talons to rip apart buildings, crushing cars and bridges beneath their feet. They would swoop down upon cities, snatching up humans and buildings alike, and carrying them off to their nests to feast upon the steel and concrete. And don’t even get me started on the owl’s new favorite pastime: owl-sized yoga. They would use their powerful talons to grasp the earth, and then proceed to contort themselves into impossible poses, their massive bodies bending and twisting in ways that would make even the most flexible human look like a stiff board. In short, if owls got up to 500lbs, they would be the ultimate predators, and humans would be their playthings. AI-generated answer. Please verify critical facts. Learn more For a few months perhaps. Until humans decide "Ok, we can't have these things just roaming the countryside, snatching people at random. Jedediah, fetch the big medicine!"  "No, no, the BIG medicine!"  "There we go." At which point those big owls will become graceful, majestic, and highly endangered animals. Humans will always be the apex predator. Everyone else, the bigger they get, the more they better hope we can find a nature reserve big enough to safely house them so we don't have to drive them to extinction instead. Because if you're a threat or even an inconvenience to us, those are your only two options. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 3:59:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BoneB1B: Correct answer is Praying Mantis Those little bastards have no fear. I tried to shoo one off my Hummingbird feeder... And it launched itself right at my face - not once, by accident, but repeatedly, until I shushed it away with the broom. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:01:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By teamr2: Owl or the rooster. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:02:26 PM EDT
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Which ever one is chasing me at the moment. They all would terrify me. I'd kill that chicken and eat though
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:04:49 PM EDT
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Owls are not generally aggressive, though they are supreme predators.
Now, chihuahuas and roosters are both enormous dicks, and would easily wipe out humanity at that size. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:04:56 PM EDT
[#17]
Birds are frightening.
I went with owl. I assume everyone within miles would at least know where the rooster is. |
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MI, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:06:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Unfair poll. Whoopee Goldberg is way fatter and more scary.
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NC, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:09:49 PM EDT
[#19]
A 15,000lb chihuahua would scare me the most. They’re mean.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:25:52 PM EDT
[#20]
15,000 pound hummingbird.
Pound for pound the meanest animal on earth. Those fuckers love to fight. |
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OK, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:33:29 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cranky_CJ: What? No poll for a 15,000 lb woman? Now that would be scary. This thread is theoretical it has nothing to do with your mom. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:37:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 18B30: A seven ton owl that was silent flight capable would eradicate humanity. A 7 ton owl would be the equivalent of a dragon from game of thrones! 18Z50 True. But in reality it would be too heavy to fly. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:38:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 45-Seventy: 15,000 pound hummingbird. Pound for pound the meanest animal on earth. Those fuckers love to fight. Oh that's a good one. Imagine the concussion from their wings. I imagine them just flying around would kill a lot of people. |
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PA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:39:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JKH62: 7' / 300lb praying mantis. There is a movie about that, do you want to know more? |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 4:52:01 PM EDT
[#25]
An elephant rarely weighs that much, OP day drinking?
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:09:03 PM EDT
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I voted owl. Square cube law says a 15k lb owl would be over around 30 feet tall with a 64 foot wingspan, they adapt to pretty much any territory, and they actively hunt and kill mammals. Wolverine is a scavenger.
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AZ, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:23:30 PM EDT
[#27]
How come an Allosaurus isn't on the list?
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WA, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:26:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Wubbman: You should add a 15k pound house cat to the poll. It would be the apex predator of apex predators. ETA: once this asshole realized that daddy was all words and nothing else, it would be over. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/66756/IMG_7511_jpeg-3199403.JPG  |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:29:58 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Millennial: 15000 pound Amy Schumer... Do you think she could get down to that weight? |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:30:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Fugitive: Dude, a 15 lb Chihuahua thinks its a Rottweiler. 15k lb Chihuahuas would destroy humanity much like dragons in Reign of Fire. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:35:55 PM EDT
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15k pound soldier ant.
 Attached FileNot even going to try the math on the size and strength it would have. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 5:42:38 PM EDT
[#32]
Aren't wolverines assholes?
Think about it, a 15K lb asshole. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:27:32 PM EDT
[#33]
The owl. I would never hear it coming no matter how good my situational awareness.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:31:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. we all are dead jim..... |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:31:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: dinlong]
[#35]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 18B30: A seven ton owl that was silent flight capable would eradicate humanity. A 7 ton owl would be the equivalent of a dragon from game of thrones! 18Z50 That's why I picked the owl. Owls are very light for their size. A 15k pound owl would be fucking massive. Easily capable of killing everything else on the list. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:34:54 PM EDT
[#36]
May have to go with Rooster.
Tough to kill, super fast runner and can assault via air. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:40:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Need4Guns: Oh that's a good one. Imagine the concussion from their wings. I imagine them just flying around would kill a lot of people. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Need4Guns: Originally Posted By 45-Seventy: 15,000 pound hummingbird. Pound for pound the meanest animal on earth. Those fuckers love to fight. Oh that's a good one. Imagine the concussion from their wings. I imagine them just flying around would kill a lot of people. Sacred Cow Shipyards did a video recently about the ornithopters of Dune. Those things would have wings that broke the sound barrier in order to fly like they do. The concussion from the wings of a hummingbird that big would probably liquefy all the earth in a 10 mile radius. It would probably demand multiple train cars full of nectar to take off. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:42:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Undaunted: 15k pound soldier ant. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/112839/1000009348_jpg-3199550.JPG Not even going to try the math on the size and strength it would have. 15 ounce ants at their current population would eradicate life as we know it |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:43:35 PM EDT
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You can tell in this thread who hasn't owned roosters, those fuckers are savages and would destroy humans for sport.
You're talking the size of a small dinosaur. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:45:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Cranky_CJ: What? No poll for a 15,000 lb woman? Now that would be scary. Why? You could just out walk it. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:48:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GenoGS: This thread is theoretical it has nothing to do with your mom. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By GenoGS: Originally Posted By Cranky_CJ: What? No poll for a 15,000 lb woman? Now that would be scary. This thread is theoretical it has nothing to do with your mom. 
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:49:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By -daddy: Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By -daddy: Originally Posted By Wubbman: You should add a 15k pound house cat to the poll. It would be the apex predator of apex predators. ETA: once this asshole realized that daddy was all words and nothing else, it would be over. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/66756/IMG_7511_jpeg-3199403.JPG 
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:50:04 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Undaunted: 15k pound soldier ant. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/112839/1000009348_jpg-3199550.JPG Not even going to try the math on the size and strength it would have. Quick math: It would be about 1/3 of a mile long. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:50:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ray9101: Voted Owl but what round for 15k lb kangaroo? I'm thinking I need a side by side 700 Nitro Express. or 700 BMG |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:54:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By zukguy: You can tell in this thread who hasn't owned roosters, those fuckers are savages and would destroy humans for sport. You're talking the size of a small dinosaur. I would think any of them would be brutal to life on earth as we know it, not sure if we would survive any of them but would really depend on the population of them. I also think if all of them increased to the 15k weight the owl would win. Pound for pound they take out rosters now, all you did is make them both bigger. The fact the owl has much better vison and unlikely to hear it coming if they are in attack mode.....FUBAR. |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:54:14 PM EDT
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This. It would kill you and everything you love. And torture you while he does it. And doesn't even need to weigh 15,000 pounds.
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:55:26 PM EDT
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That big ass beak on that 13er would scare the holly F out of me
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Posted: 4/27/2024 7:56:05 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lungbuster: Quick math: It would be about 1/3 of a mile long. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Lungbuster: Originally Posted By Undaunted: 15k pound soldier ant. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/112839/1000009348_jpg-3199550.JPG Not even going to try the math on the size and strength it would have. Quick math: It would be about 1/3 of a mile long. how many pounds could it lift? (yes I don't feel like doing the math.... )
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Posted: 4/27/2024 8:00:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Kuraki: Mean wingspan of a female great horned owl is 4' and 3.5 lbs. 15k/3.5= 4,285x So proportionally an owl of that weight would have a 3 MILE wingspan Obviously weight and wingspan wouldn't correlate in such linear fashion but that's going to be a big mother fucking owl. Negative - you need to account for scale in 3 dimensions, not just one. So you need to take the cubic root of that 4285x, which comes out to about 16x. Thus, the wingspan of the 15,000 lb owl would be 16 x 4, or approximately 64 feet. (Which is still pretty damn scary). |
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Posted: 4/27/2024 8:00:32 PM EDT
[#50]
Killer tomatoes
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