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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 3:05:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By PlaneJane:

You boys are so funny.  If y’all had devoted the intellectual effort you expended shit talking women over the centuries to legitimate intellectual pursuits, we’d have a cure for cancer and interstellar transportation by now.

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Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
Originally Posted By tveddy:
Originally Posted By PlaneJane:
I was single for six years because I'm too hot to date and men are 'scared off' by my good looks!
Mercifully, as a 5.1, I never had that problem.

She causes a 5.1 when she snores and she thinks its applause rather than diahes falling out of the cupboards

You boys are so funny.  If y’all had devoted the intellectual effort you expended shit talking women over the centuries to legitimate intellectual pursuits, we’d have a cure for cancer and interstellar transportation by now.

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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:07:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Disgusting!  OP should get a timeout and remedial training!
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:08:58 PM EDT
[#3]
The bigger the berry the sweeter the juice?
She’s big alright.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:17:01 PM EDT
[#4]
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:20:30 PM EDT
[#5]
That's no moon
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:23:23 PM EDT
[#6]
Too hot? loose a couple a' three hundred pounds you'll feel cooler sweetie.
And two I bet the first guy that walks up to her and asks her out that isn't a fireman calendar model she wont give the time of day to.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:24:10 PM EDT
[#7]
Rasputia!
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:26:18 PM EDT
[#8]
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Even she is better than that THING!  
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:29:48 PM EDT
[#9]
Jesus... nothing worse than an arrogant retard.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 4:32:39 PM EDT
[#10]
Never click the Link... I know this but like a moth drawn to the ......
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Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:35:03 PM EDT
[#11]
Call the UK navy. Looks like they missed one a while back.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:44:28 PM EDT
[#12]
that butter barge would have been a good date for han solo when he needed to stay warm on the ice planet
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:48:52 PM EDT
[#13]
Yuck
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 7:58:00 PM EDT
[#14]
Nah man. I'd have to buy collision insurance to get close to her.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:02:00 PM EDT
[#15]
Sorry to tell you this honey, but thats not the problem.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:06:16 PM EDT
[#16]
She was single for 6 years because no one could afford to feed her.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:07:46 PM EDT
[#17]
What's wrong with you people?

That beast crashed my whole browser.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:08:01 PM EDT
[#18]
Big fat ugly and has an attitude. I also would be unsure that there isn’t a pickle surprise.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:09:24 PM EDT
[#19]
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Originally Posted By HighDesert6920:
Disgusting!  OP should get a timeout and remedial training!
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Don't shoot the messenger!
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:10:56 PM EDT
[#20]


More like, TOO NASTY to date. She is right, men are scared off.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 8:30:37 PM EDT
[#21]
Couldn't see her. Is she standing behind the land whale?
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:00:40 PM EDT
[#22]
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Originally Posted By Mooseless:
Why did I click the link? Why?
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No shit, MY FREGGIN EYES.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:01:51 PM EDT
[#23]
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Originally Posted By apexcrusade:
Someone needs to break it to her.
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GD does not disappoint, LMFAO.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:13:15 PM EDT
[#24]
Someone needs to look up Hot in some reference thingy.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:17:25 PM EDT
[#25]
"That's a Huge Bitch" - Sound Effect -
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:20:47 PM EDT
[#26]
Bitch you look like Candyman. Guys were scared to say your name 5 times. That’s why they won’t date you.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:23:32 PM EDT
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“Send me Solo and the wookie.”
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:25:40 PM EDT
[#28]
She needs her eyes checked.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:26:41 PM EDT
[#29]
Maybe she should date the horse cock British guy?
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 9:39:26 PM EDT
[#30]
There ain’t enough beer at closing time.
Link Posted: 4/25/2024 10:14:15 PM EDT
[#31]
That is fucking nasty.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:57:54 AM EDT
[#32]
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Originally Posted By mikeyb76:
Where's the British Navy when you need them?
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:37:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By tveddy:
Dudes were scared of getting eaten
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And some were never seen or heard from again.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:40:50 AM EDT
[#34]
That's no moon.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 3:54:20 AM EDT
[#35]
lol .lmao even
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:00:21 AM EDT
[#36]
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Originally Posted By Curmudgeon762:
I’d be scared of being seen in public with her. Hambeast
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Shit, she could be your personal security...scaring the shit out of everyone else!

ROCK6
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:18:55 AM EDT
[#37]
Well, one thing in her favor, she shaves her legs. My complement meter just shorted out.

Nope, I'd never date her either. I could never afford the feed bill. Call me what you want, but I can not get into land whales. They really do have mental health issues.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 5:21:35 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By VLODPG:


Don't shoot the messenger!
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That was no message.
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:30:30 AM EDT
[#39]
Gross.  
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 6:32:57 AM EDT
[#40]
Well...

I'm glad to see that she did such an amazing job of overcoming that "disability."

Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:18:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Wait - I thought she was dating Rob Schneider? Or is she referring to after they split?

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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:23:20 PM EDT
[#42]
AC/DC - Whole Lotta Rosie (Official Audio)
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:24:10 PM EDT
[#43]
You need a two hundred pound sand bag on that .
Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:28:02 PM EDT
[#44]
Does she celebrate every single holiday like her?

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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:32:28 PM EDT
[#45]
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Originally Posted By tveddy:
Dudes were scared of getting eaten
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Link Posted: 4/26/2024 1:37:09 PM EDT
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