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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:36:30 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Zoomer302: My friend at work so is confused. He wants to kmnow if each has individual social security numbers? Hell what if one of them murders someone? How can they arrest one of them without violating the other's civil rights? Infinite crime glitch. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:37:30 AM EDT
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Could you imagine being the “unmarried” sister listening to the married one giving a blowjob?
What if only one likes butt stuff? |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:38:11 AM EDT
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There is so much to unpack here.
Like what happens if he rams his dick in to the wrong mouth ? |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:39:49 AM EDT
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I sincerely wish them a happy life…
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:39:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By mad_mardigan: So many questions... |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:40:24 AM EDT
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Must feel weird with someone always looking over your shoulder.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:40:50 AM EDT
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Gotdamn ARF hero! He got both.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:42:20 AM EDT
[Last Edit: TheWhiteHorse]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BolivarBill: Like, do both heads control the arms and stuff? Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By BolivarBill: Originally Posted By TheLookingGlass: Had an interesting thought. What happens if one commits murder, do they both get charged? Both sentenced to jail? What if one of them dies before the other? How does that work? Like, do both heads control the arms and stuff? Looks like they have separate spines, assume one controls left arm one controls right… but then everything is singular from the intestines down. I assume one controls the lower body and the other is along for the ride. This has to be a one in a billion chance they were viable and able to live as long as they have. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:42:39 AM EDT
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2 tits or 4.
It matters. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:43:13 AM EDT
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they share reproductive organs.
So Abby and husband have sex, does Brittany have an orgasm too? Brittany finds a guy and has sex with him, is husband now getting sloppy seconds? Damn so many questions. On a truthful note, yes it is weird, but if they can all be happy, good for them. Husband is a nurse, so maybe he can mentally find a way to deal with them conjoined. |
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OR, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:44:56 AM EDT
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What one gets the big O
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:45:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Morgan321: Good for them. I have so many questions about... real estate.... and logistics. ETA: Do they both get a normal teacher's paycheck? Genuinely curious - they are two different people but can't do the work of two people. Whatever, I'm just glad they are living what seems to be as normal a life as possible and aren't FSA. Lots of people could learn from them. They each get a separate paycheck, but from what I read it is reduced. They have separate BC, DL and SS numbers. |
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FL, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:48:54 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zoomer302: My friend at work so is confused. He wants to kmnow if each has individual social security numbers? I saw a documentary about them on TLC back in the day. The way it works is each head has it's own social security number and driver license. Legally speaking they are 2 distinct people. The way their body works is each head has motor control over half of the body, so the right head controls the right side, and left head controls the left. In the same way, each head has half control of sensory organs, meaning the right head can only feel touch with the right hand. The right head can not feel touch with the left hand or any part of the left side of the body. Likewise, the left head can not feel and sensory stimuli of the right side of the body. Their motor control and sense of touch is basically split down the middle between them. When they walk each head must control each leg individually. So if the "former veteran" husband is having sex with them, abby can feel half of her vagina but not the other half, and britney can feel the other half that abby is unable to feel. If he grabs the left ones boob, the other one can't feel it. It's enough to make one's "head spin" thinking about all this. If one does drugs or drinks alcohol would the other get high? Can one head breathe for both of them? Could abby hold her breath forever and rely on britney to breathe and supply oxygen to blood stream sense they both share a circulatory system? If one gets a dopamine hit from something can the other feel that too? I will ask them these and other questions when they get on onlyfans. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:49:28 AM EDT
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Wiki says 2 tits and 1 vagina ..
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FL, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:52:15 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By whiskerz: Wiki says 2 tits and 1 vagina .. Dammnit. You had to ruin it for everyone didn't you. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:52:26 AM EDT
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I realize I'm echoing a lot of previous posters here, but....yeah...as I understand it they're one person from mid torso down. What if Brittany likes the way the dude handles things south of the border more than her sister? What happens if he brings off his sister-in-law easier and more consistently than his wife? Can you imagine the fights?
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:53:00 AM EDT
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When I read stories about things like this, it makes me thank God for our blessings and realize how many of the "problems" in life are actually little more than inconveniences.
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VA, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:54:22 AM EDT
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Dude was fucking desperate for a threesome, methinks.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:54:46 AM EDT
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Man, that is trippin' weird.
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GA, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 11:58:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: giantpune]
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By StanGram: Wait, so only one of them got married? Is the other one going to marry someone else...? I think legally, they cannot both marry the same guy. But in practice, they are both married. You can't marry 1 of them without the other. Just some other edge case the law doesn't account for. 1 Man should be allowed to marry 1 vagina, no matter how many boobs and heads are attached to it. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:09:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheLookingGlass: Had an interesting thought. What happens if one commits murder, do they both get charged? Both sentenced to jail? What if one of them dies before the other? How does that work? Or gets pregnant. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:10:37 PM EDT
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for whatever reason my brain fixated on the birth of those girls. mom should be awarded some kind of medal for that feat alone.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:10:41 PM EDT
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What if one wants sex and the other says no, is it rape?
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:11:07 PM EDT
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Bah x 2 ?
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:11:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:14:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheWhiteHorse: I sincerely wish them a happy life… Same. I hope all involved have a lifetime of happiness. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:16:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheLookingGlass: wait till they do onlyfans. 80% of GD would subscribe. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:17:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By JeepersCreepers: I bet that neckjob slaps 🤤 https://usamagazine.net/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/image-25.png Shit like this is what keeps me coming back to GD. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:17:56 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Dagger41: There is so much to unpack here. Like what happens if he rams his dick in to the wrong mouth ? Righty righty, lefty loosely? |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:20:33 PM EDT
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These women were dealt such a bad hand and I only wish them the best, but I can't help but think that any guy who would marry either one has got to be one weird dude.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:20:42 PM EDT
[#31]
So seriously. This is kinda freaking me out.
Like which head controls the spine? Can they each wiggle a toe? Does the other one taste anything the other eats? If they have an orgasm, do the each feel it? Who decides when to fart? Can they clap? Does one get horny and the other doesn’t. Same with food. I can barely look. It’s like the Total Recall bar scene. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:23:13 PM EDT
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I'm waiting for the thread in Team: "I married conjoined twins. AMA"
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WI, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:25:12 PM EDT
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Saved money on the bridesmaid’s dress.
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WI, USA
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:26:36 PM EDT
[#34]
It’s two women with a single shared honey pot. Thats like the worst case scenario really.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:27:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zoomer302: My friend at work so is confused. He wants to kmnow if each has individual social security numbers? |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:27:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By scuba_steve: These women were dealt such a bad hand and I only wish them the best, but I can't help but think that any guy who would marry either one has got to be one weird dude. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:27:46 PM EDT
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My mind just went to the maternity ward and trying to imagine conjoined twins escaping my wife.
Whoa. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:27:49 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By CK187: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/321056/IMG_2958_jpeg-3171753.JPG Shouldn’t it be one and a half chicks?
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:28:24 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By apierce918: /media/mediaFiles/sharedAlbum/giphy__3_-1051.gif Exactly |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:29:01 PM EDT
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 Attached FileWould make the ultimate Halloween costume or Circus sideshow. Man that would freak people out. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:29:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By SiVisPacem: I just want to know what is a "former Army veteran?" Former implies that he's no longer an Army veteran. Redundancy seems applicable |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:29:24 PM EDT
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I'd smash that like Heracles smashed the Lernaean Hydra.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:31:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By giantpune: I think legally, they cannot both marry the same guy. But in practice, they are both married. You can't marry 1 of them without the other. Just some other edge case the law doesn't account for. 1 Man should be allowed to marry 1 vagina, no matter how many boobs and heads are attached to it. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By giantpune: Originally Posted By StanGram: Wait, so only one of them got married? Is the other one going to marry someone else...? I think legally, they cannot both marry the same guy. But in practice, they are both married. You can't marry 1 of them without the other. Just some other edge case the law doesn't account for. 1 Man should be allowed to marry 1 vagina, no matter how many boobs and heads are attached to it. I assume that would be the case. But it's odd the article didn't attempt to make the distinction either. It only really referred to one of the twins. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:32:39 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By ZuoZongtang: So seriously. This is kinda freaking me out. Like which head controls the spine? Can they each wiggle a toe? Does the other one taste anything the other eats? If they have an orgasm, do the each feel it? Who decides when to fart? Can they clap? Does one get horny and the other doesn’t. Same with food. I can barely look. It’s like the Total Recall bar scene. Can you imagine the arguments? Hey, sis. Lay off the jalapenos. I dont want to pay for that, later. Seriously. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:34:22 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By Zoomer302: My friend at work so is confused. He wants to kmnow if each has individual social security numbers? They each have their own Birth Certificate and Passport, so my guess is yes. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:36:38 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556therapy: The other one should marry a fat black trans dude with aids. That’ll teach her sister who’s boss. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By 556therapy: Originally Posted By StanGram: Wait, so only one of them got married? Is the other one going to marry someone else...? The other one should marry a fat black trans dude with aids. That’ll teach her sister who’s boss.
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:39:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheLookingGlass: I saw a documentary about them on TLC back in the day. The way it works is each head has it's own social security number and driver license. Legally speaking they are 2 distinct people. The way their body works is each head has motor control over half of the body, so the right head controls the right side, and left head controls the left. In the same way, each head has half control of sensory organs, meaning the right head can only feel touch with the right hand. The right head can not feel touch with the left hand or any part of the left side of the body. Likewise, the left head can not feel and sensory stimuli of the right side of the body. Their motor control and sense of touch is basically split down the middle between them. When they walk each head must control each leg individually. So if the "former veteran" husband is having sex with them, abby can feel half of her vagina but not the other half, and britney can feel the other half that abby is unable to feel. If he grabs the left ones boob, the other one can't feel it. It's enough to make one's "head spin" thinking about all this. If one does drugs or drinks alcohol would the other get high? Can one head breathe for both of them? Could abby hold her breath forever and rely on britney to breathe and supply oxygen to blood stream sense they both share a circulatory system? If one gets a dopamine hit from something can the other feel that too? I will ask them these and other questions when they get on onlyfans. Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By TheLookingGlass: Originally Posted By Zoomer302: My friend at work so is confused. He wants to kmnow if each has individual social security numbers? I saw a documentary about them on TLC back in the day. The way it works is each head has it's own social security number and driver license. Legally speaking they are 2 distinct people. The way their body works is each head has motor control over half of the body, so the right head controls the right side, and left head controls the left. In the same way, each head has half control of sensory organs, meaning the right head can only feel touch with the right hand. The right head can not feel touch with the left hand or any part of the left side of the body. Likewise, the left head can not feel and sensory stimuli of the right side of the body. Their motor control and sense of touch is basically split down the middle between them. When they walk each head must control each leg individually. So if the "former veteran" husband is having sex with them, abby can feel half of her vagina but not the other half, and britney can feel the other half that abby is unable to feel. If he grabs the left ones boob, the other one can't feel it. It's enough to make one's "head spin" thinking about all this. If one does drugs or drinks alcohol would the other get high? Can one head breathe for both of them? Could abby hold her breath forever and rely on britney to breathe and supply oxygen to blood stream sense they both share a circulatory system? If one gets a dopamine hit from something can the other feel that too? I will ask them these and other questions when they get on onlyfans. They said that there is overlap of feeling near the body's centerline. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:42:35 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By scuba_steve: These women were dealt such a bad hand and I only wish them the best, but I can't help but think that any guy who would marry either one has got to be one weird dude. I totally agree And like I posted in the other thread, I ran into these girls one day, literally. It was such a complete shock that I did what everyone else did- my brain locked right up. Your mind cannot conceive of such an oddity it seems, and gets totally fucked when you encounter them face to faces. I felt terrible- it was my instant reaction, but as I watched them walk I saw everyone else do the same thing that I did. It’s got to be a hard way to live. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:42:58 PM EDT
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I'm almost ashamed, but not really, to say when I saw the dude was a veteran, that this whole thing made a lot more sense.
"Ahh ok, well that tracks" That sort of thing. |
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Posted: 3/28/2024 12:43:55 PM EDT
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Puberty must've been a bitch. Who met Mr. Showerhead first? Was the other repulsed? Did they have to discuss it first?
I guess...they've never known such a thing as 'privacy' as we have. Their sense of friendship/togetherness must be completely different than anything I can imagine, and make things I find incredibly difficult to comprehend easily dealt with. God bless them. |
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