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Link Posted: 2/24/2023 2:04:31 PM EDT
[#1]
I wrote a haiku
It was not easy at all
Haiku's can be hard


Link Posted: 2/24/2023 2:06:13 PM EDT
[#2]
A lot of these remind me of Biden speeches.
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 2:10:04 PM EDT
[#3]
GPT is great at this
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 2:12:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: aeroworksxp] [#4]
Haiku be Good.
Haiku be Free.
Haiku is FREE and GOOD.
Haiku abused me.
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 2:52:55 PM EDT
[#5]
Neutrophils kill germs
Macrophages eat dead cells
These cells are brothers
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 3:48:27 PM EDT
[#6]
Joe stuttered and hid

Donald won landslide easy

His office stolen
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 3:50:21 PM EDT
[#7]
I love these threads.
I don't know why
I just do
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 3:53:12 PM EDT
[#8]
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Originally Posted By aeroworksxp:
Haiku be Good.
Haiku be Free.
Haiku is FREE and GOOD.
Haiku abused me.
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In this silly thread
GD can finally see
Those who don’t haiku
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 4:29:19 PM EDT
[#9]
You can't deny it
The Boomers had it better
Avocado toast
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 6:50:33 PM EDT
[#10]
This thread cannot die
For it is too amusing
Photoshops are best
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 6:55:05 PM EDT
[#11]
I fuck poetry
It fucks me back much harder
Spring tree, it's haiku
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 6:57:56 PM EDT
[#12]
Got no time fo that.
Is this seven syllables?
Meh, Sorta want too.

Link Posted: 2/24/2023 6:58:34 PM EDT
[#13]
LOL I did a good job with my chat gpt.

Blood stains on my hands,
Fury boiling deep within,
The urge to destroy.
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 7:02:12 PM EDT
[#14]
We're looking down on Wayne's basement
Only that's not Waynes basement
Isn't that weird
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 7:45:44 PM EDT
[#15]
Hunters crack pipe
Mushroom cloud above
Finger painting in the fallout.
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 7:48:23 PM EDT
[#16]
My Weenie is Huge
As I soaked in the pond
My Weenie is small and Wrinkeled
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 8:10:43 PM EDT
[#17]
Thin skin OP not witty
GD was not impressed at all
A school of piranhas
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 8:21:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Full of ideas
The poster grunts one more time
Out comes the haiku
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 9:05:39 PM EDT
[Last Edit: Powderfinger] [#19]
Russia started war.
Been one year since it happened.
Putin plays rope-a-dope.


Haiku fail.
5-7-6

Russia started war.
Been one year since it happened.
Orcs play rope-a-dope.
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 9:33:30 PM EDT
[#20]
Silence in the room
Biden at the podium
What will he say next
Link Posted: 2/24/2023 9:37:29 PM EDT
[#21]
Ninety nine baroons
What kind of baroons are they?
They are ruft baroons
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 12:20:52 AM EDT
[#22]
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Originally Posted By Hatari:



In this silly thread
GD can finally see
Those who don’t haiku
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Originally Posted By Hatari:
Originally Posted By aeroworksxp:
Haiku be Good.
Haiku be Free.
Haiku is FREE and GOOD.
Haiku abused me.



In this silly thread
GD can finally see
Those who don’t haiku

Don't be stealin my Haiku MR.
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 12:21:37 AM EDT
[#23]
I read all Haiku
Very clever people here
Try and give your best
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 12:40:23 AM EDT
[#24]
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Originally Posted By VACaver:
I wrote a haiku
It was not easy at all
Haiku's can be hard


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First five syllables
Then you must use seven more
And finish with five

A serious art
Condensing a universe
Into a small space

Lootie, Taylor Swift
Grumpy Cat and Heavy Six
Arfcom memes abound

Does chili have beans?
Indignant sounds of discord
I have no answer
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 12:43:02 AM EDT
[#25]
Eight four zero nine
When will I reach ten thousand?
Is this post whoring?
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 12:45:33 AM EDT
[#26]
Dag! Alet! Poors! Gat!
Tropes can never get old here
“If you’re brave enough”
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:44:08 AM EDT
[#27]
It's freezing outside
Gals wearing open toed shoes
Summer please come soon!
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:48:15 AM EDT
[#28]
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Originally Posted By GiggleSmith:
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Click
Reloading gun, reloaded!
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!

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Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Greatest battle implement
Bang! Bang! Bang! Ping! Aah.

Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:52:20 AM EDT
[#29]
Car slides on wet road
Tire engineer scratch his head
Pussy grips when wet
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:13:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: SystemOfTheMachine] [#30]
Cold stinky finger
What's to blame?  Oh geez!  Oh my!
Cheap toilet paper


Puppy runs in spring
Becomes a most loyal friend
The end brings heartbreak

Men chase golden dreams
Running to and fro through time
Passion dies with them

His work defines him
Her passion is her essence
Together they win

God above us all
Creator of everything
Where are you my God
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 1:50:27 PM EDT
[#31]
Nine millimeter

And forty-five caliber

Now the argument
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 2:03:52 PM EDT
[#32]
Two Hundred Dollars
My pistol is now quiet
My rifle is next


Link Posted: 2/25/2023 2:08:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted.
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:28:13 PM EDT
[#34]
Glowing In The Dark
We're Now Carbon Fourteen Free
Radioactive
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:35:36 PM EDT
[#35]
No snow out this way
Well, we saw some coming down
But none of it stuck
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:40:50 PM EDT
[#36]
I see what you did
There in the title of thread.
User name checks out.
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:44:52 PM EDT
[#37]
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Originally Posted By Abominable:
I see what you did
There in the title of thread.
User name checks out.
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It was effective
Helped it really catch my eye
Meta is meta
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:52:07 PM EDT
[#38]
Moe, Larry, Curly
Duck! Pies Flying Everywhere!
Calling Doctor Fine

Calling Doctor Fine
Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine
And Humanity!
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:54:14 PM EDT
[#39]
FIB is Fags
AFT is FIB's Butt Slut
Will not comply
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:56:06 PM EDT
[#40]
Clever girl Op is
The haiku is the title
Very smart he is
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 10:59:06 PM EDT
[#41]
Fentanyl and tranqs
Turn humans into zombies
Diversity now!
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:00:56 PM EDT
[#42]
Hello darkness, my
old friend, I've come to talk with
you again, hello
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:02:46 PM EDT
[#43]
Bad EE rating
Sign of nasty troll poster
Be gone, Russia thread!
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:03:02 PM EDT
[#44]
Liberal meltdown

Crying in safe spaces

I lube my rifle with their tears


Ok technically not the proper form but still cool
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:03:58 PM EDT
[#45]
poetry that does
not need to rhyme is unsat-
isfactory, bruh.
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:04:48 PM EDT
[#46]
Beitodesstrafe
Japanese - your sort of thing
(Did I spell it right?)
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:05:35 PM EDT
[#47]
Apocalypto
Changes avatar again
Another pron flick?
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:08:26 PM EDT
[#48]
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Originally Posted By AbsolutLemur:
fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
fap fap fap fap fap
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Critics say this not
from BOTD wife thread
Too many land whales
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:14:34 PM EDT
[#49]
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Originally Posted By 1shortofpar:
A lot of these remind me of Biden speeches.
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Let me...uh...say now
Give billions to Zelenskyy
Corrupt? C'mon man!
Link Posted: 2/25/2023 11:21:32 PM EDT
[#50]
El Salvador builds
prisons for dirty inkies
ARFCOM dupes go wild
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