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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:07:43 PM EDT
What kind of tree would you be? I knew I should have closed up shop and went golfing today. STOKES!!
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 2:12:51 PM EDT
Oak, or Palm.. Thinking as a Palm I could live in the Keys :-) Aviator
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 2:16:01 PM EDT
A shoe tree?... nono a money tree!!
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 3:54:12 PM EDT
I would be a weeping willow because it attracts lots of bush.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 4:06:01 PM EDT
I want to be the monster tree with the evil face that attacks and kills people in that old horror flick. [:(!] -RoadDog (Charles Atlas student in training)
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 4:21:04 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 4:44:21 PM EDT
I second the palm tree. I'd have big nuts. And would be able to drop them frequently.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 4:52:12 PM EDT
I would be an oak tree. And after I was cut down, I would be made into toilet seats for all the super models, especially Claudia Schiffer.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 4:56:58 PM EDT
Man you are some messed up people.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 5:02:15 PM EDT
Originally Posted By rainman: I would be an oak tree. And after I was cut down, I would be made into toilet seats for all the super models, especially Claudia Schiffer.
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Just think, I could leave a splinter in Cindy Crawford's ass!
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 5:34:01 PM EDT
as long as i got to shoot the dig that pissed on me i dont crae what kinda tree i was
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 5:35:21 PM EDT
Hmmm... I'd probably be missing my middle and bottom, for I'd only be a treetop.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 5:37:17 PM EDT
Shumardi Red Oak Long lived, beautiful lobed foliage, pyramidal shape, fall color, winter interest, an awesome oak
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 6:35:12 PM EDT
[b]Now there is no more Oak Oppression For they've passed a noble Law And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.[/b]
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 6:36:17 PM EDT
A pussy willow!
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 7:15:29 PM EDT
The kind that would FALL on a treehugger!
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 7:22:15 PM EDT
I tried a divorce case in Chesapeake, VA about 4 years ago where my client had fashioned 15 wooden dildo's from a cypress tree for the purpose of augmenting his sexual performance with his wife. Awesome woodworking and his wife was super-model hot. I guess if I had to choose, I would want to be a cypres tree.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 7:29:14 PM EDT
Kite eating tree. Definitely. Juggernaut
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 7:38:21 PM EDT
Definately some kind of HARD wood. [}:D]
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 8:52:55 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 8:54:51 PM EDT
I would be the best tree I could be
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 8:55:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By X--Kill: [b]Now there is no more Oak Oppression For they've passed a noble Law And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.[/b]
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Wow, another Rush fan.. Aviator
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 9:00:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By X--Kill: [b]Now there is no more Oak Oppression For they've passed a noble Law And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.[/b]
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Socialist bullshit.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 9:07:26 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Steve in VA: I tried a divorce case in Chesapeake, VA about 4 years ago where my client had fashioned 15 wooden dildo's from a cypress tree for the purpose of augmenting his sexual performance with his wife. Awesome woodworking and his wife was super-model hot. I guess if I had to choose, I would want to be a cypres tree.
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WHOA!! - were they fighting over custody? - where's the Spank? This right up his alley if you know what I mean. "Could I get the 8" plutonium tipped?"
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 9:11:03 PM EDT
i would be a garand stock or somthing.
Link Posted: 5/11/2001 4:08:40 AM EDT
If I were a tree, I will hate dogs.
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