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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:12:51 PM EDT
[#1]
Oak, or Palm.. Thinking as a Palm I could live in the Keys :-)
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Posted: 5/10/2001 2:16:01 PM EDT
[#2]
A shoe tree?... nono a money tree!!
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Posted: 5/10/2001 3:54:12 PM EDT
[#3]
I would be a weeping willow because it attracts lots of bush.
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Posted: 5/10/2001 4:06:01 PM EDT
[#4]
I want to be the monster tree with the evil face that attacks and kills people in that old horror flick. [:(!]
-RoadDog (Charles Atlas student in training) |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 4:21:04 PM EDT
[#5]
If I were a tree.....I Wood !
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Posted: 5/10/2001 4:44:21 PM EDT
[#6]
I second the palm tree. I'd have big nuts. And would be able to drop them frequently.
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Posted: 5/10/2001 4:52:12 PM EDT
[#7]
I would be an oak tree. And after I was cut down, I would be made into toilet seats for all the super models, especially Claudia Schiffer.
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Posted: 5/10/2001 4:56:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Man you are some messed up people.
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Posted: 5/10/2001 5:02:15 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted: I would be an oak tree. And after I was cut down, I would be made into toilet seats for all the super models, especially Claudia Schiffer. Just think, I could leave a splinter in Cindy Crawford's ass! |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 5:34:01 PM EDT
[#10]
as long as i got to shoot the dig that pissed on me i dont crae what kinda tree i was
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Posted: 5/10/2001 5:35:21 PM EDT
[#11]
Hmmm...
I'd probably be missing my middle and bottom, for I'd only be a treetop. |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 5:37:17 PM EDT
[#12]
Shumardi Red Oak
Long lived, beautiful lobed foliage, pyramidal shape, fall color, winter interest, an awesome oak |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 6:35:12 PM EDT
[#13]
[b]Now there is no more Oak Oppression
For they've passed a noble Law And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.[/b] |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 6:36:17 PM EDT
[#14]
A pussy willow!
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Posted: 5/10/2001 7:15:29 PM EDT
[#15]
The kind that would FALL on a treehugger!
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Posted: 5/10/2001 7:22:15 PM EDT
[#16]
I tried a divorce case in Chesapeake, VA about 4 years ago where my client had fashioned 15 wooden dildo's from a cypress tree for the purpose of augmenting his sexual performance with his wife. Awesome woodworking and his wife was super-model hot.
I guess if I had to choose, I would want to be a cypres tree. |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 7:29:14 PM EDT
[#17]
Kite eating tree.
Definitely. Juggernaut |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 7:38:21 PM EDT
[#18]
Definately some kind of HARD wood. [}:D]
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Posted: 5/10/2001 8:52:55 PM EDT
[#19]
A rubber tree! (Don't know what brand, though)
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Posted: 5/10/2001 8:54:51 PM EDT
[#20]
I would be the best tree I could be
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Posted: 5/10/2001 8:55:36 PM EDT
[#21]
Quoted: [b]Now there is no more Oak Oppression For they've passed a noble Law And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.[/b] Wow, another Rush fan.. Aviator |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 9:00:29 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted: [b]Now there is no more Oak Oppression For they've passed a noble Law And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, axe and saw.[/b] Socialist bullshit. |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 9:07:26 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Steve in VA: I tried a divorce case in Chesapeake, VA about 4 years ago where my client had fashioned 15 wooden dildo's from a cypress tree for the purpose of augmenting his sexual performance with his wife. Awesome woodworking and his wife was super-model hot. I guess if I had to choose, I would want to be a cypres tree. WHOA!! - were they fighting over custody? - where's the Spank? This right up his alley if you know what I mean. "Could I get the 8" plutonium tipped?" |
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Posted: 5/10/2001 9:11:03 PM EDT
[#24]
i would be a garand stock or somthing.
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Posted: 5/11/2001 4:08:40 AM EDT
[#25]
If I were a tree, I will hate dogs.
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