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4/25/2017 7:42:44 PM
Posted: 5/9/2001 8:27:15 AM EDT
LIST OF POSSIBLE SLOGANS PROMOTING NATIONAL CONDOM WEEK 1. COVER YOUR STUMP BEFORE U HUMP 2. BEFORE U ATTACK HER, WRAP YR WHACKER 3. DON'T BE SILLY, PROTECT YR WILLY 4. WHEN IN DOUBT, SHROUD YR SPOUT 5. DON'T BE A LONER, COVER YR BONER 6. YOU CANT GO WRONG, IF U SHIELD YR DONG 7. IF YOU'RE NOT GOIN TO SACK IT, GO HOME AND WHACK IT. 8. IF U THINK SHE'S SPUNKY, COVER YR MONKEY 9. IF U SLIP BETWEEN HER THIGHS, BE SURE TO CONDOMIZE 10. IT WILL BE SWEETER IF U WRAP YR PETER 11. SHE WONT GET SICK IF U WRAP YR DICK 12. IF U GO IN TO HEAT, PACKAGE YR MEAT 13. WHILE YR UNDRESSING VENUS, DRESS UP YR PENIS 14. WHEN U TAKE OFF HER PANTS AND BLOUSE, SLIP UP YR TROUSER MOUSE 15. ESPECIALLY IN DECEMBER, GIFT WRAP YR MEMBER 16. NEVER,NEVER DECK HER WITH AN UNWRAPPED PECKER 17. DONT BE A FOOL, VULCANIZE YR TOOL 18. THE RIGHT SELECTION WILL PROTECT YR ERECTION 19. WRAP IT IN FOIL BEFORE CHECKING HER OIL 20. A CRANK WITH ARMOR WILL NEVER HARM HER 21. NO GLOVE, NO LOVE!
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 8:58:44 AM EDT
Tell me you found these somewhere. It would be to scary to think that you made these up of the top of your head. LOL!
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 9:29:21 AM EDT
Originally Posted By M15A2: Tell me you found these somewhere. It would be to scary to think that you made these up of the top of your head. LOL!
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Sorry I'm not as bad as Imbrog|io yet. this was e-mailed to me & for a good laugh I just passed it on[BD]
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 9:32:14 AM EDT
Whew. Thank goodness. LOL!
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 9:48:53 AM EDT
Captain Condom says, "Wrap that rascal!"
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 11:22:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 12:44:16 PM EDT
Do you realize how small the HIV virus is compared to the molecules making up latex? Its like a minnow in a tuna net. [sniper]
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 3:39:29 PM EDT
Ive seen Stealh bomber condoms they came in a case shaped like the B2 stealh bomber and said she will never c u coming 3 to a pack red white and blue ill scan the wrapper and post a pic sometime
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 3:43:08 PM EDT
A friend of mine owns a bar called The Lantern, and has custom labeled condoms in the dispensers. "Remember when sex was safe and The Lantern was dangerous?"
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 3:46:54 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Operations_iater: Do you realize how small the HIV virus is compared to the molecules making up latex? Its like a minnow in a tuna net. [sniper]
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Somehow I seriously doubt that it could be smaller than a water molecule, and if water doesn't leak out of latex condoms, neither will HIV virus.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 3:56:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 5/9/2001 4:14:33 PM EDT by gardenWeasel]
In Days Of Old When Knights Were Bold And Condoms Had Not Been Invented They Would Throw Socks Upon Their Cocks So Babies Would Be Prevented But Now has come the modern Age Condoms have become the Rage And NYshooter wraps his Pud Before he Packs the Manly Mud
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:26:49 PM EDT
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:56:15 PM EDT
Garden Weasel : The Lenny Bruce of the Internet[-!-!-]
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 5:02:24 PM EDT
Lenny Bruce Is Not Afraid
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 5:08:20 PM EDT
I'm sorry if I'm not very funny tonight, but I'm not a comedian, I'm the garden weasel.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 6:15:27 PM EDT
I'm wearing one now so I don't catch any computer viruses!!! BISHOP
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 9:43:56 PM EDT
LOL
Link Posted: 5/11/2001 8:32:24 AM EDT
Somehow I seriously doubt that it could be smaller than a water molecule, and if water doesn't leak out of latex condoms, neither will HIV virus. I dont know about that one. it could be cohesion keeping the water together in the container. Viruses are extreamly small and dont have to worry about cohesion [sniper]
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