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Posted: 5/8/2001 9:36:07 PM EDT
Iv'e have three. 1.Planes Trains and Automobiles John Candy gets his coat sleeves caught while hes driving. 2.In Porkys-The coach laughing when the asst. coach is upstairs with Lassie and latter when they describe the lineup. 3.In The Great Outdoors-John Candy water sking
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 9:40:56 PM EDT
American Pie: Either the jizz in the beer scene or the guy humping away at that warm pastry
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 9:44:28 PM EDT
1. Campfire scene from 'Blazing Saddles' 2. Several from 'Young Frankenstein' a. Gee what knockers b. Werewolf! There wolf. c. Roll in the hay d. What did you get from the monster? 3. Make me a seargent, give me the booze. From 'Them!'. Even though flick was not a comedy, this was funny as hell.
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The "Black Knight" scene in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 9:51:39 PM EDT
[img]http://home.earthlink.net/~thegardenweasel/getinmybelly.jpg[/img] I'm bigger than yew - I'M higher on th' food chain! GET IN MAH BE-LLY!
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Big- Lazer tag
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"ELEVATE ME!" "Here, vright now?" "Yes.. Raise the platform" "Ohh, zee platform! yes." "He's going to have an enormous Vonshlieger!" "yesh... that goes wifout saying." "He's goin' to be very populer with the ladies." Young frankenstien was the funniest movie. "PUUUTTINONN THERIIITZZ" NSF
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:04:48 PM EDT
The opening scene to Blazing Saddles... "Sing us a nigger work song".(aint bein' racist here, folks) 1941... When the Jappanese ask Slim were "Horryrood" is and he answers "Here".
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:06:00 PM EDT
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, when the guy picks up the girl at the bar and gets to her place. She proceeds to take off her hair, ass, and leg. Holly Grail, the scene where Lancelot kills the wedding party.
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:09:23 PM EDT
The Big Lebowski was just a bunch of funny scenes strung around a weak plot. Favorite was when Jesus the bowler was bowling. Also good were scenes in Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" and "The Life of Brian"
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John Candy in "Volunteers". He's taken prisoner by the communists and is brainwashed into one of them. I have the clip. Very funny how in the scene he is singing the WSU fight song and swearing he can't be brainwashed, then in the flip scene he is dressed in a Chinese uniform and is quoting the Chairman.
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:14:41 PM EDT
TOP SECRET: The East German secret police has a "FIND HIM AND KILL HIM" rubber stamp.
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:25:23 PM EDT
Every second of "Easy Money."
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Several scenes from Home Alone. When the kid puts the spider on Daniel Stern's face, I still laugh, even though I've seen it a dozen times.
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:51:49 PM EDT
<> Yes, definitely that one! Also when the Lady coach Grabs Tommy Turners You know what thru the hole in the shower stall... "The wedding Singer" When Adam Sandler is singing his song about his girlfriend breaking up with him.(Somebody please..pretty pretty please put a bullet in my head.) "Happy Gilmore"<---lots of scenes "Something about mary"(dog scene, old lady boobs scene,hair gell scene) "American Pie" "ditto to other post" "Meet the parents"<---funny stuff! "Caddy shack"<----lots! There are so many I'm having a blank now, lol! John
Link Posted: 5/8/2001 10:57:29 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raven: The Big Lebowski was just a bunch of funny scenes strung around a weak plot. Favorite was when Jesus the bowler was bowling. Also good were scenes in Monty Python's "The Holy Grail" and "The Life of Brian"
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The Big Lebowski! YES! I'd forgotten how funny that one is!
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 2:55:32 AM EDT
There's something about Marry , the rest stop scene where the cops bust the homo's on live T.V., meanwhile the guys buddy is setting home watching it. [:D]
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 5:21:37 AM EDT
Pulp Fiction: the scene in the apartment when Jules and Vincent have come to retrieve Marcellus Wallace's case. Jules: Do they speak English in What? Brett: What?!?! Jules: English, motherf#@%er, do you speak it? Where the Air Force officer played by Christopher Walken comes to deliver Butch's father's war watch to him after his release from the POW camp. "Your father wasn't about to let those gooks get their greasy yella hands on his son's birthright, so he hid it in the only place he could hide it. His ass. But your father got sick, dysentery, and gave me the watch before he died. So I wore this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for 2 years, and now I'm here to give it to you." or something like that. Semper Fidelis Jarhead out.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 1:00:34 PM EDT
On a Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean, BlackAdder) comedy special. He's the Devil, welcoming new arrivals: "Yes, hello, I am the Devil. You can call me Toby. All the murderers please go to the left side of the hall, with the lawyers...yes, thank you. All the adulterers, please line up in front of the table with the miniature guillotine. What? I'm sorry, there's no bathroom here. Didn't you read the part about ETERNAL damnation? Right! OK......let's see......Oh, yes!...The French.......over there with the Germans. And, let's see.....all you Christians form a group at the back of the hall. Yes, I'm sorry, but the Jews had it right." Still pee my pants when he gets to the part about the French. Also on the same special he does a great drunken Father-fo-the-Bride toast.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 1:19:53 PM EDT
Pulp Fiction: When Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson are driving along with the guy in the back seat and the car hits a bump in the road and Travolta squeezes the trigger. [size=3]I just about died from laughing so hard!!!!![/size=3] Them argueing and having to clean the car afterwards was also funny. [b]The rest of this movie was garbage!!!!!!![/b]
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 3:33:22 PM EDT
any monty python stuff
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 3:43:02 PM EDT
Baby's Day Out- that nut cruncher scene when the guys crotch catches on fire. STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP!!
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tommy boy:the scene where the deer they had run over and tossed in the backseat comes back to life.first time i watched that i was in a bar and it made beer come out my nose.mmk
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:07:25 PM EDT
Hear no Evil, See no Evil. Richard Pryor plays a blind guy, Gene Wilder plays a deaf guy. When they are being interrogated by the cop. The cops walking around in the room asking questions, Pryor cant see him and Wilder cant hear him. Watch it stoned.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:13:46 PM EDT
Meet the Parents when the cat makes a bee line to the ashes that spilled when the urn containing the guys mom fell on the floor, then used em for a litter box. Aviator
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:14:13 PM EDT
Full Metal Jacket - The DI makes me laugh my ASS off!! Also the door gunner scene: I think it was Private Joker: "How can you tell if they're VC?" Door Gunner: "It's easy - if they run, they're VC. If they don't run, they're well disciplined VC".
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:26:08 PM EDT
1: Most any part of "The Gods Must Be Crazy!" 2: The scene in "Yellowbeard" where the little girl asks Dan if he'll give her 3 farthings for a lump of shit, and Lord Lambourne's response. 3: I can't BELIEVE nobody mentioned "Clerks" yet! The whole damn movie was hilarious!
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 4:45:58 PM EDT
I always thought nearly every scene in the Animal House movie was funny. The road trip and Tolga party scenes were especially funny! [:D] Yeah, it was an old movie, but a classic of a movie. Another one was the tv show called, "In livin color" where Jim Carrey may gotten his big start in comedy. I know it was not a movie, but it was funny every single time! Love it! -RoadDog
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Animal House and The Blues Brothers.As a matter of fact most of the old Saturday Night Live movies were some of the best made.How could every one forget Benny Hill.
Link Posted: 5/9/2001 10:25:57 PM EDT
Every time I see it I start choking. The famous "Sicilians" scene in True Romance. I saw that movie in Tucson once and since they used the dreaded "N word" so often, I was the only one laughing, guffawing actually, and trying to catch my breath, and the theater was packed. Talk about a weird feeling. I laughed even harder that everyone else was to chickenshit to laugh at such a classic scene. "You're part...Eggplant!"
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That scene in "Scary Movie" with the loud black woman in the theatre. The killer came to get one of the kids but ends up killing the nuisance woman, to the audience's cheers. What made it especially funny (this is a true story) because when I was watching Scary Movie, a black guy sitting in front of us decided to have an argument with his girlfriend in the middle of the movie. I tolerated it for a few minutes then asked him to quiet down or leave. He looked at me like I was a piece of shit and continued arguing and being loud. I asked him a couple more times and he ignored me. When the scene started with the loud black woman, he started identifying with her "That's me! That's me y'all! Yee-AH!" But when the killer started stabbing the woman on screen I started cheering and saying "That's me! That's me! Yee-AH, boy!" The black dude got up and left in a huff. Damn racists.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 12:44:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ARMALITE FAN:1.Planes Trains and Automobiles John Candy gets his coat sleeves caught while hes driving.
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What about the part where Candy and Steve Martin are in bed together(btw, not a gay seen if you have't seen the movie): Martin: Del Why did you just kiss my ear? Candy(Del): Why are you holding my hand? Martin: Where's your other hand? Candy: Between two pillows. Martin: THAT'S NOT TWO PILLOWS!! Hilarious part!!!!!!!
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 12:59:06 AM EDT
Without a doubt... "Scary Movie", the bush scene! I never cried that hard in my life. -Red-
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 2:04:06 AM EDT
Easy Money Rodney Dangerfield and Joe Pesci driving in the van with the wedding cake in the back and wreck. the shot through the windshield of the cake and them is funny
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 2:35:44 AM EDT
The Big Lebowski - The funniest scene is in my opinion when John Goodman is trying to drop the ash of Johnny "the bowler" into the sea and Lebowski gets it all over him...(horrible english, right?)
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 5:41:02 AM EDT
The movie Kingpin: Woody Harrelson is trying to impress the Amish people he is staying with and comes out with a bucket of milk and a big old milk moustache and milk soaked clothes. Woody - I milked the cow! It took a while but I got it! Amish guy - We don't have a cow. We have a bull. Also the tattoo scene, same movie. Dumb and Dumber: Whole movie. Especially the hot pepper scene when they are squirting ketchup and mustard on their tongues. What About Bob?: When Richard Dreyfuss is choking and Bill Murray tries to save him.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 6:45:22 AM EDT
When Bob Barker kicked Happy Gilmore's ass.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 8:51:12 AM EDT
The blue flamers scene in the 1984 movie "Joy of Sex".
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 1:06:15 PM EDT
Tommy Boy-When Chris Farley is trying to pump gas. Also when he gets hit with the block of wood "Not so much here, or here, but right here" Another funny seen is "Are you watching spanktervision? I wonder is she goes out with one of the yankees" Billy Madison. When he is drunk, driving the golf cart to get the pornos and ends up chasing the penquin. Have to admit Dumb and Dumber is another classic.
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 1:24:31 PM EDT
Originally Posted By ultima ratio: The Big Lebowski - The funniest scene is in my opinion when John Goodman is trying to drop the ash of Johnny "the bowler" into the sea and Lebowski gets it all over him...(horrible english, right?)
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"THE DUDE!"
Link Posted: 5/10/2001 1:35:31 PM EDT
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