Pennsylvania...no surprise: New York man arrested for watching porn at McDonalds using their free WiFi

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Posted: 6/26/2017 7:16:22 PM EDT

Your move Ohio and Florida

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:17:13 PM EDT

[#1]

Wait, it's NOT okay to do this?

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:18:27 PM EDT

[#2]

Bold card to play coming from Florida. I'm sure we'll see Florida man do something retarded shortly.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:21:34 PM EDT

[#3]

Disorderly conduct, for when what you're doing isn't actually illegal but they want to arrest you anyway.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:27:18 PM EDT

[#4]

My mans just tryna get his nut

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:30:02 PM EDT

[#5]

Sheesh... In Florida this wouldn't make the news much less warrant an arrest...

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:38:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/26/2017 7:41:56 PM EDT

[#7]

§ 5503. Disorderly conduct.

(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of disorderly conduct if, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof, he:

(1) engages in fighting or threatening, or in violent or tumultuous behavior;

(2) makes unreasonable noise;

(3) uses obscene language, or makes an obscene gesture; or

(4) creates a hazardous or physically offensive condition by any act which serves no legitimate purpose of the actor.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:42:30 PM EDT

[#8]

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Bold card to play coming from Florida. I'm sure we'll see Florida man do something retarded shortly.

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Florida man would SHOOT a porno in McDonald's...in the play space--dressed as Ronald and sticking it in the Hamburgerler's ass while Mayor Mc Cheese sits in the corner being a cuck!

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:42:58 PM EDT

[#9]

I guess he was loving it .

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:43:00 PM EDT

[#10]

He was lovin' it.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:43:24 PM EDT

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He was lovin' it.

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Beat by two seconds

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:44:39 PM EDT

[#12]

Was it kiddie porn?

If not, I don't see the big deal unless he was showing it to kids or something.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:45:08 PM EDT

[#13]

I bet he was fat

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:45:29 PM EDT

[#14]

It's not like he streamed the porn to their monitors.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:45:46 PM EDT

[#15]

The perp is from New York.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:46:39 PM EDT

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It's a McDonald's in PA so odds are in your favor.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:47:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/26/2017 7:47:46 PM EDT

[#18]

There's about a dozen jokes that could be made involving "happy meals" and "special sauce"...
...but I ain't gonna touch any of em!

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:49:08 PM EDT

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§ 5503. Disorderly conduct.

(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of disorderly conduct if, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof, he:

(1) engages in fighting or threatening, or in violent or tumultuous behavior;

(2) makes unreasonable noise;

(3) uses obscene language, or makes an obscene gesture; or

(4) creates a hazardous or physically offensive condition by any act which serves no legitimate purpose of the actor.

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So no law actually broken then.

Posted: 6/26/2017 7:56:29 PM EDT

[#20]

"Your move Florida".

You haven't even grabbed Florida Man's attention with this paltry attempt at a headline, much less impressed him.

Posted: 6/26/2017 8:03:56 PM EDT

[#21]

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Florida man would SHOOT a porno in McDonald's...in the play space--dressed as Ronald and sticking it in the Hamburgerler's ass while Mayor Mc Cheese sits in the corner being a cuck!

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Is this where we subscribe to your channel ?

Posted: 6/26/2017 8:09:08 PM EDT

[#22]

Thanks a lot bin laden

Posted: 6/27/2017 8:23:45 AM EDT

[#23]

Should a PA man surf porn while in a WI McDonolds?

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Posted: 6/27/2017 8:29:59 AM EDT

[#24]

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He was lovin' it.

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Just mixing up a batch of special sauce.

Posted: 6/27/2017 8:39:41 AM EDT

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Wait, it's NOT okay to do this?

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Posted: 6/27/2017 8:45:36 AM EDT

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Sheesh... In Florida this wouldn't make the news much less warrant an arrest...

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Yeah, we kinda try to keep our reprobates on a short ~~bus~~ leash here.

Posted: 6/27/2017 8:47:37 AM EDT

[#27]

Could have at least been civilized by finishing his Big Mac in the restroom stall.

Posted: 6/27/2017 8:49:51 AM EDT

[#28]

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Was it kiddie porn?

If not, I don't see the big deal unless he was showing it to kids or something.

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Dude, with mickey dees being primarily a kid obesity training ground, kiddie stuff would atleast be age appropriate albet illegal.

Posted: 6/27/2017 8:50:13 AM EDT

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The perp is from New York.

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Everyone in Florida is from New York.

Posted: 6/27/2017 8:50:34 AM EDT

[#30]

Seems a bit off to arrest someone for watching porn. If it was loud enough for other patrons to hear I can see it. Why not ask him to leave, and when he doesn't have him arrested for trespassing?

Posted: 6/27/2017 9:07:27 AM EDT

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Florida man would SHOOT a porno in McDonald's...in the play space--dressed as Ronald and sticking it in the Hamburgerler's ass while Mayor Mc Cheese sits in the corner being a cuck!

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Bold card to play coming from Florida. I'm sure we'll see Florida man do something retarded shortly.

Florida man would SHOOT a porno in McDonald's...in the play space--dressed as Ronald and sticking it in the Hamburgerler's ass while Mayor Mc Cheese sits in the corner being a cuck!

I'd be surprised if someone hasn't already made that movie.

Posted: 6/27/2017 12:32:06 PM EDT

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§ 5503. Disorderly conduct.

(a) Offense defined.--A person is guilty of disorderly conduct if, with intent to cause public inconvenience, annoyance or alarm, or recklessly creating a risk thereof, he:

(1) engages in fighting or threatening, or in violent or tumultuous behavior;

(2) makes unreasonable noise;

(3) uses obscene language, or makes an obscene gesture; or

(4) creates a hazardous or physically offensive condition by any act which serves no legitimate purpose of the actor.

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I've always preferred calling it "misdemeanor stupid" when I've had the opportunity to use it.