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Thanks a lot OP, I just clicked a link to a Vox article.

I'm now measurably dumber.

now tell me the solid gold dildo i bought for the wife isn't real gold.

Oh she gonna be mad. Hillary could have fixed this....

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to show that our product claims are bullshit...but we got one to do it anyhow.

$60 for a 10 pack.  P.T. Barnum was off by a couple decimal places.  These are the same people that bought gas pills that were "green" when gas was $3.50 a gallon.  I knew they were horseshit from the beginning.  But reading the instructions pretty much confirmed that.  You were supposed to use like 4 for the 1st tank then 3 for the second and 2 for any tanks after that.  But wait if you missed a tank you have to start all over.  LOL.  I saw some old guy trying to put some in his tank with a funnel.  They would have fit but there was a little lip on the inside of the funnel he didn't notice so they slid all the way down then stopped at the end.  He was beating it against the side of the gas pump trying to get them out.  I was laughing my ass off.  Later some University tested them and said they were almost 100% napthalene so much for being green.  LOL.

No, they did it willingly, and for free. To get off the Muslim outreach duty.

CARBON DENIERS !!!!!

Yeah but the astronaut that the company paid $15 to on Fiver said it was legit 

So disappointed.

 I was hoping they launched a probe up her vagoo to take mineral samples.

Thank god NASA took the time.

No wonder their funding was cut.