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Posted: 5/25/2017 11:17:50 AM EDT

I Occasionally Wander About

Edit $10,000 LOL
http://www.ketv.com/article/driver-to-pay-for-damage-after-driving-into-wet-concrete/9932405

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Posted: 5/25/2017 11:18:36 AM EDT

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Lol. At least he won't be wandering around for a while.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:19:36 AM EDT

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Thats one way to plow through traffic

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:19:53 AM EDT

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Well if they are anything like an Illinois driver, they took that way to save 2.3 seconds on their commute.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:22:53 AM EDT

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Lol

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:26:07 AM EDT

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It's

Idiots
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Wandering
About

Get it right motherlicker. Jesus you can't even insult my state correctly.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:31:57 AM EDT

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Why does all the corn in Nebraska lean to the right? 'Cause Iowa sucks.

A new zoo opened in Iowa. They put up a fence around Counciltucky.

ETA: my current state is actually worse

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:35:24 AM EDT

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Why does all the corn in Nebraska lean to the right? 'Cause Iowa sucks.

A new zoo opened in Iowa. They put up a fence around Counciltucky.

ETA: my current state is actually worse

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lol. If the bottom row of counties left Iowa and went to Missouri, the IQ of both states would go up.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:36:05 AM EDT

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To be fair the concrete is white so it doesn't really look wet and they didn't put cones around the entire patch section so I can see how the driver would have thought it was dry. I am the forgiving type though

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:47:08 AM EDT

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To be fair the concrete is white so it doesn't really look wet and they didn't put cones around the entire patch section so I can see how the driver would have thought it was dry. I am the forgiving type though

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Yup. Driver is an idiot but the construction crew is to blame as well.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:48:43 AM EDT

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It could be worse, you could have MD drivers in your AO.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:51:07 AM EDT

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Get it right motherlicker. Jesus you can't even insult my state correctly.

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I was being nice to avoid triggering but mission failed

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:56:23 AM EDT

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I would move to Iowa in a fucking heartbeat if my wife could handle the winters.

Posted: 5/25/2017 11:57:48 AM EDT

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lol. If the bottom row of counties left Iowa and went to Missouri, the IQ of both states would go up.

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Why does all the corn in Nebraska lean to the right? 'Cause Iowa sucks.

A new zoo opened in Iowa. They put up a fence around Counciltucky.

ETA: my current state is actually worse

lol. If the bottom row of counties left Iowa and went to Missouri, the IQ of both states would go up.

I generally consider anywhere south of I-80 to be part of Missouri.

Posted: 5/25/2017 12:00:05 PM EDT

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I thought this was a corn thread.

Posted: 5/25/2017 12:02:05 PM EDT

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Has to be Scott county.

Posted: 5/25/2017 12:02:05 PM EDT

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And like all the other dumb ass drivers here you notice a lack of TURN SIGNAL! Oh and for the record born and raised here, only left while on Active Duty.

Posted: 5/25/2017 12:06:35 PM EDT

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For a few years I worked for a company that built the canopies over gas pumps, you wouldn't believe how many people I've seen drive right past the cones and warning tape and right into holes dug for tanks, over parts and equipment or right under a ladder where someone is welding and try to pump gas. It's like some people's IQ's decrease by 50% when they get behind the wheel of a car.

Posted: 5/25/2017 12:07:41 PM EDT

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surprised it's not a KIA driver

Posted: 5/25/2017 7:49:13 PM EDT

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Yup. Driver is an idiot but the construction crew is to blame as well.

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Yeah their pylon placement was very sparse

Posted: 5/25/2017 7:52:22 PM EDT

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I thought this was going to be about farm subsidies and 2017 F-350s

Posted: 5/25/2017 8:39:14 PM EDT

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According to the radio news, someone did this exact same thing here in Lincoln, NE today too.

Posted: 5/25/2017 8:52:33 PM EDT

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It insults itself by its own existence.

Posted: 5/25/2017 9:01:23 PM EDT

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According to the radio news, someone did this exact same thing here in Lincoln, NE today too.

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That is Lincoln
48th and Old Cheney

Posted: 5/25/2017 9:02:24 PM EDT

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I would move to Iowa in a fucking heartbeat if my wife could handle the winters.

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Since I moved to Iowa 4 years ago, the winters have been mild as fuck. I rarely drive, everything is walking distance from my place, and in 4 winters, I've rarely even brought out a real wintercoat. Usually a sweatshirt is good enough. A couple times I've worn the heavy coat, but it's definitely never been needed multiple days or weeks in a row.

I think the area in Kansas I moved from has gotten more snow since I moved than Iowa.

Posted: 5/25/2017 9:04:32 PM EDT

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I saw that in the news and that it happened in Lincoln. Makes sense that it was an Iowegian driver.

Posted: 5/25/2017 9:11:10 PM EDT

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Meh. I'm surprised it's not a local driver. Lincoln drivers are the biggest bunch of tards I've seen behind the wheel.

Posted: 5/26/2017 8:59:06 PM EDT

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Looking at $10k to fix

Posted: 5/26/2017 9:11:40 PM EDT

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Since I moved to Iowa 4 years ago, the winters have been mild as fuck. I rarely drive, everything is walking distance from my place, and in 4 winters, I've rarely even brought out a real wintercoat. Usually a sweatshirt is good enough. A couple times I've worn the heavy coat, but it's definitely never been needed multiple days or weeks in a row.

I think the area in Kansas I moved from has gotten more snow since I moved than Iowa.

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We run thru Iowa a lot in the winter, spend most of it on I80, between the Northeast and Northwest. Wife has thyroid issues and the cold really bothers her so she doesn't get out of the truck unless she needs to.

I have dreamed of owning some land in Iowa for years. It's those monster Whitetails you have up there!

Posted: 5/26/2017 9:14:07 PM EDT

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To be fair the concrete is white so it doesn't really look wet and they didn't put cones around the entire patch section so I can see how the driver would have thought it was dry. I am the forgiving type though

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My sister in law did the same thing. Drove around offset barricades, through freshly poured cement. Got turned into her insurance, they covered the damage and her car-and went after the county work crew for the money! Apparently there's a law saying if the road is truly impassable it has to be blocked, not just marked. The fact that she was able to drive through the concrete was proof that the road wasn't blocked, so it was the county's fault. I gave her a whole bunch of

Posted: 5/26/2017 9:15:04 PM EDT

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I would move to Iowa in a fucking heartbeat if my wife could handle the winters.

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Come on up, big deer, lots of them. We need more killed.

ETA-You want to see REAL stupidity? See my HTF thread. 30 ton semi, bridge rated for 3 tons. The first photo is mine, the second, farther down the thread, was the newspaper. My photo was taken from right about where the semi is dangling in the later shot.

Posted: 5/26/2017 9:17:49 PM EDT

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Come on up, big deer, lots of them. We need more killed.

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If only I had a couple contacts and a place to hunt...

Posted: 5/26/2017 9:23:49 PM EDT

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Yeah their pylon placement was very sparse

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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.

Posted: 5/26/2017 9:25:44 PM EDT

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You've got one

. Bring a nonresident tag and come to my in-laws' farm. Saw a BIG buck last month while turkey hunting, as well as a couple nice ones that weren't as big.

And 2 out of 3 of us got our turkey.