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5/24/2017 10:13:23 PM EDT
My safe is a little full these days along with my bathtub, my septic tank and my air conditioner duct. Had a bunch of guns hidden on my yacht, but that sank to the bottom of Lake Erie.

I was thinking about stashing some extra handguns in my freezer under the cow tongue, behind the pierogies.

I am worried that my polymers will get freezer burned. 1 gallon freezer bags should be good enough right?
5/24/2017 10:15:39 PM EDT
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IBTL
5/24/2017 10:16:08 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 10:16:57 PM EDT
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This is getting to be a bit much. Not even funny after the first six parody threads.
5/24/2017 10:17:05 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 10:20:06 PM EDT
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Fill the baggie with water to prevent freezer burn.

Oh btw, the burglary scenes I am familiar with the freezer is the first thing they search..
5/24/2017 10:23:03 PM EDT
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Oh btw, the burglary scenes I am familiar with the freezer is the first thing they search..
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Okay, jokes aside, that is surprising to me. Were I a dirtbag thief, that is the last place I would think to look for valuables. Although I could imagine dumping the freezer just so that the homeowner comes home to a funky rotten meat smell.
5/24/2017 10:24:35 PM EDT
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WTH, in before staff opens a an of whoop ass on parody threads.
5/24/2017 10:24:39 PM EDT
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5/24/2017 10:27:40 PM EDT
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Lighten up francis.
5/24/2017 10:28:09 PM EDT
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Lol
5/24/2017 10:31:41 PM EDT
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Serious question, how would a Glock magazine and the ammunition fare in a freezer? The ice maker in my freezer has been disabled for a while and I noticed one day that a magazine fits perfectly in the ice chute, and pressing the ice release lever would drop the magazine right into my hand . It might come in handy in case I'm ever in a roaming gunfight in my house .
5/24/2017 10:35:31 PM EDT
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I think OP is onto something.
5/24/2017 10:39:27 PM EDT
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Okay, jokes aside, that is surprising to me. Were I a dirtbag thief, that is the last place I would think to look for valuables. Although I could imagine dumping the freezer just so that the homeowner comes home to a funky rotten meat smell.
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Some pot smokers hide their weed in the freezer.
5/24/2017 10:39:48 PM EDT
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Serious question, how would a Glock magazine and the ammunition fare in a freezer? The ice maker in my freezer has been disabled for a while and I noticed one day that a magazine fits perfectly in the ice chute, and pressing the ice release lever would drop the magazine right into my hand . It might come in handy in case I'm ever in a roaming gunfight in my house .
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Okay, thats cool, but please describe the chain of events that led you to that conclusion. Are you in the habit of wandering around, trying to see how many magazines you can stuff into weird little crevices in your home?

Plenty of operators operate operationally in arctic conditions, so I assume you could run most quality semi autos fresh out of the icebox.
5/24/2017 10:41:39 PM EDT
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Okay, jokes aside, that is surprising to me. Were I a dirtbag thief, that is the last place I would think to look for valuables. Although I could imagine dumping the freezer just so that the homeowner comes home to a funky rotten meat smell.
Some pot smokers hide their weed in the freezer.
O snap, your right, they do. Didn't even think of that. I would be a terrible burglar.
5/24/2017 10:41:40 PM EDT
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OP.  I would suggest you hide them under the cow pies.  Just make sure you make a map with "X" marks the spot!  Only other place left with be in the wife's bee hive hairdo.
5/24/2017 10:44:38 PM EDT
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Hide them on a foreign planet like Uranus.







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5/24/2017 10:45:53 PM EDT
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