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Posted: 4/30/2017 10:12:53 AM EDT

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Pics.....

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:14:16 AM EDT

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With a Lamborghini in Vegas you should be able to just pull up to the casino valet parking and have all kinds of hot ass chicks practically throwing themselves at you.

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Yea and since the majority of people there aren't driving most are getting laid just roaming around in casinos/bars lol

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:14:49 AM EDT

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I would hope my own daughter's would recognize that a guy renting a Lamborghini on a first date, may not be very clever with his finances.

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I wouldn't care how they got it, if someone pulled up in that to pick me up I'd go back in the house and lock the doors.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:15:29 AM EDT

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I would hope my own daughter's would recognize that a guy renting a Lamborghini on a first date, may not be very clever with his finances.

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First Google hit for Lambo rentals in LV. You can get a lower end Lambo for a couple hundred less from them.

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/144217/Screenshot-20170430-100633-198557.JPG

I would hope my own daughter's would recognize that a guy renting a Lamborghini on a first date, may not be very clever with his finances.

Hey maybe his lambo is at home across the country.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:16:13 AM EDT

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That happened to me once. I took a girl on a date once to the movies. Before we got to the theater, she tells me, I don't hold hands, and don't try to put your arm around me. OK....We go to a bar afterwards, and she saw a guy that she used to date. She started hanging out with him, then told me not to worry about how she was getting home. OH Well.

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It actually went well. Show was awesome, but we went for drinks after and that's when she started chatting it up with some dudes and bailed. Awkward as shit.

That happened to me once. I took a girl on a date once to the movies. Before we got to the theater, she tells me, I don't hold hands, and don't try to put your arm around me. OK....We go to a bar afterwards, and she saw a guy that she used to date. She started hanging out with him, then told me not to worry about how she was getting home. OH Well.

I had an experience with the "Guy I used to date". Girl I one-nighted decided to call me and invite me to a bar she was going to that evening...I had limited interest and told her maybe. Luck had it that I had nothing better to do so I just showed up on the fly without giving notice to her. If she was there, fine. Otherwise it didn't matter to me. She was there, but had also invited out another guy she was pseudo-seeing. I didn't want to be part of a love triangle, so I told her to just stay with old boy and I'd see her around. "But you're the one I really like!" I'm like, well, I don't really care because you invited us both out and I don't want any drama so just stay with him. This, awkwardly all right in front of the guy, who was steaming pissed.

She kept clinging to me and when I went to leave the bar she pretty much forcibly made me take her with, handed me the keys to her car to drive, and said, "Let's go to the next place." That's when the road head started out of the parking lot...but this girl was just pure insanity. We stayed out a bit longer, then I went to go get my car...and she wouldn't let me get out, said I "Had to spend the night at her place". Fine, so we switched positions so she could drive me to her place (and likely Kathy Bates ala Misery me). She then drove off a parking lot hill through some grass into a "lower parking lot" that had a drop after nearly missing 2 vehicles. I just laughed, said, you need to stop the car right now, got out, and said, I'll drive you home to make sure you get home safe and drop you off...She put up a fuss and said she needed to be at work the next morning...I said, have a good night.

Crazy...Crazy...Crazy...And the poor other guy was standing outside the bar waiting for her to return after she had just given me road head and that was when she demanded I stay with her and told him she'd call him later. Talk about a poor sucker that guy was.

Wish I had her number.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:16:42 AM EDT

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of a fat chick squeezed into a lambo

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:17:17 AM EDT

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A) I didn't say bottom feeders couldn't be attractive. Most of them are. Doesn't change their personality/character.

B) Elizabeth Hurley has her own money.

C) Posing with someone for a photo-op doesn't mean you're banging them.

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I dunno, I posted for a photo op with Bill and somehow I got pregnant.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:17:28 AM EDT

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Bingo. I treated it like an expesive date. Found out I needed to be an aspiring rapper to have a chance with this fat bitch.

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I don't think she's the problem here. You're the dude who rents fancy cars and expects them to impress nice women. That's sad and weird.

She didn't ditch you because the other guy was so appealing, she was looking for a way out.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:20:23 AM EDT

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I cannot understand how your ability to rent an expensive car failed to woo her.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:21:21 AM EDT

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I don't think she's the problem here. You're the dude who rents fancy cars and expects them to impress nice women. That's sad and weird.

She didn't ditch you because the other guy was so appealing, she was looking for a way out.

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Bingo. I treated it like an expesive date. Found out I needed to be an aspiring rapper to have a chance with this fat bitch.

I don't think she's the problem here. You're the dude who rents fancy cars and expects them to impress nice women. That's sad and weird.

She didn't ditch you because the other guy was so appealing, she was looking for a way out.

I over showered a girlfriend of a month after having come out of a longterm relationship by giving her everything. She ended up telling me she was sick and staying home on my birthday. Ended up finding her later that night at a local bar with another guy. End dating. Never spent that kind of money on one again.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:21:35 AM EDT

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OP, damn dude, had you no idea? Chicks could give zero fucks about cars. Seriously. Renting a Lambo does nothing for you, nothing. (Except maybe
put a smile on your face.) Exotic cars pulling in tail is the biggest myth on the planet.

Cars are for attracting dudes, not girls. You wasted your money.
Next time rent a puppy.

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Yay! Puppies!

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:21:57 AM EDT

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Geez OP you lost me at "fat bitch". Your fat bitch date got jacked from some dudes that were out hogging early to get a quick nut and you invested some major coin on this skanky sloot? Son, I am disappoint.

Somewhere on the internet wherever the cool guys hang out there is a "Stole some loser with a rented Lambo's hog last night, AMA" thread going on.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:23:15 AM EDT

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not trying to be a faggot or anything but i'd let you smash if you took me out in a lambo

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PlaneJane has made the point that arfcommers need to embrace the gay. I think she's right.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:23:17 AM EDT

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I dunno, I posted for a photo op with Bill and somehow I got pregnant.

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Slick Willy indeed.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:23:23 AM EDT

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Geez OP you lost me at "fat bitch". Your fat bitch date got jacked from some dudes that were out hogging early to get a quick nut and you invested some major coin on this skanky sloot? Son, I am disappoint.

Somewhere on the internet wherever the cool guys hang out there is a "Stole some loser with a rented Lambo's hog last night AMA" thread going on.

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Posted: 4/30/2017 10:24:49 AM EDT

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You know they have prostitutes in LV, right?

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:25:25 AM EDT

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Yay! Puppies!

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OP, damn dude, had you no idea? Chicks could give zero fucks about cars. Seriously. Renting a Lambo does nothing for you, nothing. (Except maybe
put a smile on your face.) Exotic cars pulling in tail is the biggest myth on the planet.

Cars are for attracting dudes, not girls. You wasted your money.
Next time rent a puppy.

Yay! Puppies!

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:27:03 AM EDT

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Did your mom drive you and your date to the rental company then give you a ziplock bag of money to rent it? Did you have to promise to clean your room and do the dishes in front of her?

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:29:08 AM EDT

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Tries to wine and dine a fat bitch.

Gets upset when fat bitch leaves.

None of those things make any sense.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:32:19 AM EDT

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You and ilikeporkchops should hang out and exchange stories.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:34:30 AM EDT

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Slick Willy indeed.

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I dunno, I posted for a photo op with Bill and somehow I got pregnant.

Slick Willy indeed.

Do you like puppies also?

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:34:30 AM EDT

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I over showered a girlfriend of a month after having come out of a longterm relationship by giving her everything. She ended up telling me she was sick and staying home on my birthday. Ended up finding her later that night at a local bar with another guy. End dating. Never spent that kind of money on one again.

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It's not about the money, it's about being out of touch and out of sync with where they're at. Just like there's a point where a woman can discuss baby names with you, but she'd better be damn sure you're as excited about babies as she is.

I mean, that's the definition of "creepy", isn't it? Pushing attention/intensity on people that they're not into while not observing the reaction and readjusting? Whether it's gifts, affection or putting on a show, it's creepy if he or she is making faces like a trapped coyote considering gnawing his leg free and you're not backing off.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:35:25 AM EDT

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Tries to wine and dine a fat bitch.

Gets upset when fat bitch leaves.

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Yep. OP has it all fucked up. The objective behind fucking a fat girl is to do it on the down low and only out of necessity without drawing attention to yourself. He rented a Lamborghini and hoisted that tubby pussy onto a pedestal for the whole world to see. SMH.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:36:16 AM EDT

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awesome. rents car to get tail, she drives off in the sunset with some dude in a '90 cavalier.

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HEY... Six more payments and that puppy is all mine!

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:38:02 AM EDT

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Yep. OP has it all fucked up. The objective behind fucking a fat girl is to do it on the down low and only out of necessity without drawing attention to yourself. He rented a Lamborghini and hoisted that tubby pussy onto a pedestal for the whole world to see. SMH.

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It was a blind date???

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:38:43 AM EDT

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Renting a Lamborghini = trying too hard

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Yeah, fuck that shit.

She probably figured the OP for a chump because of that whole deal by itself.

No offense OP but learn from this.

Oh, and fat bitch? Uhhh....

....oh forget it, you probably feel bad enough as it is.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:38:54 AM EDT

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PlaneJane has made the point that arfcommers need to embrace the gay. I think she's right.

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you do realize if any form of human interaction actually requires to be at least partially socially adjusted.

There will just be threads about dudes standing them up after they rent the Lambo.

I am also totally disappointed by the lack of 21 Jump Street memes.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:39:16 AM EDT

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Couldn't get laid with a Lambo on the Vegas Strip...

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he spent too much on the car so he didn't have a Benjamin left to hang out of his zipper.
tactical fail.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:40:10 AM EDT

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PlaneJane has made the point that arfcommers need to embrace the gay. I think she's right.

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Gay men love lambos???

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:40:33 AM EDT

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Do you like puppies also?

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I am a fan of puppies, yes.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:41:09 AM EDT

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OP may deserve some ribbing, but if nothing else he is damn honest. Did not hesitate for one second to tell the truth about the rental Lambo and the fat chick leaving him

My guess is he'll be fine once he figures that women are from Venus.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:42:01 AM EDT

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And of course OP has a girl in his avatar.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:42:20 AM EDT

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I have banged in a Chevrolet Beretta, and I have banged in a Porsche 911.

Chicks don't give a shit about your set of wheels in my experience.

I have a scar on my knee from banging a chick in the back of some mid-90's Acura hatchback, but that is a different story.

Chicks are attracted to confidence, humor and appearance IME. Get two out of those three working for you and you're in the game with just about any of them.

ETA: I'm 45 now, and married for 20 years, so maybe it's completely different now. I doubt it, but maybe.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:43:19 AM EDT

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Balls in Holes

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:45:18 AM EDT

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you do realize if any form of human interaction actually requires to be at least partially socially adjusted.

There will just be threads about dudes standing them up after they rent the Lambo.

I am also totally disappointed by the lack of 21 Jump Street memes.

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Yeah, I'd forgotten that fat asperger neckbeards don't actually get along with other fat asperger neckbeards.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:45:51 AM EDT

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I am a fan of puppies, yes.

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Do you like puppies also?

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I am a fan of puppies, yes.

Thanks for the answer!

OK ARFCOM, tifosi was spot on and it is now official....................... THE WOMENZ LOVE THE PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT WAS your mistake OP!!

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Posted: 4/30/2017 10:46:50 AM EDT

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As soon as she saw the car, she knew you have a tiny cock.

Want to get laid? Next time don't try so damn hard to impress a chick. Of course, that method requires a personality and half-decent looks so if you don't have any of that you should just rent whores... that would save you a lot of money and frustration.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:47:22 AM EDT

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Yay! I have the one rictus gave me curled up on me right now.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:48:53 AM EDT

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I scrolled 3 pages for pics of fat bitch. This thread fucking sucks. OP, I'm leaving this thread for a better thread.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:49:17 AM EDT

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Gay men love lambos???

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Straight men do. And these would be straight men settling for other straight men because women suck and don't appreciate a fine, rented lambo.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:49:20 AM EDT

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This thread had potential... but now it's just sad

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and funny at the same time... cant even get laid in Vegas with a Lambo

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:50:46 AM EDT

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Yeah, I'd forgotten that fat asperger neckbeards don't actually get along with other fat asperger neckbeards.

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Because they're convinced that those other guys are losers and beneath their station.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:52:03 AM EDT

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Yay! I have the one rictus gave me curled up on me right now.

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Is your camera broken???

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:52:38 AM EDT

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Straight men do. And these would be straight men settling for other straight men because women suck and don't appreciate a fine, rented lambo.

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At my age I would have a hard problem getting in and out of a lambo.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:52:45 AM EDT

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OP may deserve some ribbing, but if nothing else he is damn honest. Did not hesitate for one second to tell the truth about the rental Lambo and the fat chick leaving him

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Women are from earth and men are from earth. It's the planet where renting shit and expecting pussy/loyalty is weird. Unless the pussy is rented too. In which case it's perfectly reasonable to expect her to hang out for a pre-negotiated number of hours.

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:55:26 AM EDT

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OP really stuck around long

Posted: 4/30/2017 10:55:36 AM EDT

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Women are from earth and men are from earth. It's the planet where renting shit and expecting pussy/loyalty is weird. Unless the pussy is rented too. In which case it's perfectly reasonable to expect her to hang out for a pre-negotiated number of hours.

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OP may deserve some ribbing, but if nothing else he is damn honest. Did not hesitate for one second to tell the truth about the rental Lambo and the fat chick leaving him

My guess is he'll be fine once he figures that women are from Venus.

Women are from earth and men are from earth. It's the planet where renting shit and expecting pussy/loyalty is weird. Unless the pussy is rented too. In which case it's perfectly reasonable to expect her to hang out for a pre-negotiated number of hours.

I gotta admit that is a rather good point.